🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Brutus]

If there's ever any bodycam footage of this in the case it's real, please niggermark it to fuck over the slop tubers who want to make a dime off his potential death. Even audio, just use like microsoft sam and just place it over the track, audacity could do that.

Even if they release the footage, people can just get it from NCSO or CPD. If we get it from them, so will others. Niggermarking will do very little.

 

[Cancer ♥]

>A man was found unresponsive outside
I'm not holding my breath on Cobes' going outside, it could easily be a random feathernigger wandering by

 

[bookers]

He died?

no. there's no proof that he died. it's all speculation.
and it's kind of tickling my autism that there's been 10 pages of 'oh no cobes died' when we don't have any proof he actually died.

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

You see a thread get moved to the Lolcows of History section and you generally get a feeling of "good riddance" or "it was only a matter of time."
This one will be a bit more like staring at the mound where you buried your childhood dog.

 

[Big Brutus]

if you're going to dig isn't a call to the hospital the first choice?

HIPAA prevents us from learning anything this way.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

What??? No!! He was the one cow I could see myself having a beer with, he's fucking dead? How??

 

[Just_A_guy]

R.I.P. The most badass goth emo legend say hello to Ozz for us.


My money is on a combination of self neglect and heavy drinking he was absolutely devastated by Ozzy dying.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Even if they release the footage, people can just get it from NCSO or CPD. If we get it from them, so will others. Niggermarking will do very little.

average niggermark hater

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Warlord went over to his place and OD'd. That's my cope. Cobes is alive until proven otherwise.

 

[clipartfan92]

I was in a bit of a sour mood, but then I watched this and laughed at the absurdity of it all. Thanks for all the laughs.

0:43

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

Has anyone checked his family's Facebook accounts to see if there is any information?

It has to be pretty annoying to be even slightly related to Cobes right now, probably dozens of weens spamming you begging for info.

We should have guessed Homeboy Scotty coming back to make a comment was a bad omen.

 

[Ponzo]

Im surprised nobody contacted his friend? The one that makes shitty knives and looks like bam bam bigelow with hair. Darfliny

Since when is cobra unavailable on cameo?

 

[neger psykolog]

Damn this sucks. My favorite picture of him has always been the caveman one where he died his hair and it accidentally got onto his face a bit. Classic and harmless.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Should have been Rekieta.

Cockroaches and rats always live the longest.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Thank you all! I just fucking hate slop tubers sm!

 

[BrunoMattei]

If he is dead then this is an excellent opportunity to remind everyone about my short story:

Publicar en el tema 'The official: short stories and other fiction based on Lolcows thread.'

3 de Jul, 2024

THE SHITPOST HAS BECOME REALITY!

NGL I was hoping someone would grab the torch like at the Olympics and run with it. Or maybe the Special Olympics would be more apropos?

It Came From the Hoarding Nest!

“Okay, Youtube.” A doddering, bald, greasy & grotesque male specimen speaks to the camera closely and threateningly. His voice slurs from duster huffing and alcoholism. It is a creature of twisted yet conflicting origin: bespeckled and bald but still fairly young, able to decipher the sweeping miracle of technology but still confused by basic hygiene and instruction...

• BrunoMattei

Reacciones: x 1 x 1

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

HIPAA prevents us from learning anything this way.

I think some place will at least confirm if they are a patient or not if you give their name. I normally don't like to involve myself that closely but I'm actually really worried about the little fucker

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Watch a day from now it turns out he pissed out a record breaking kidney stone and he's selling it for 666$.

Well.....something definitely did happen said day from then. Unfortunately.

 

[Simp Biscuit]

Feels bad man, total Puff victory.

 

[Onkenataor]

Hoping for the best for boglim.