🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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dukekinny dijo:
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It’s always surreal—almost cosmic comedy—when one lolcow starts talking about another lolcow. It’s like watching two circus clowns criticize each other’s makeup while the tent’s already on fire. The idea that R.R., of all people, was sitting there ruminating about Josh is some kind of low-tier internet alchemy. That’s not just irony—that’s practically sorcery.


Imagine being so deep in your own delusions and drama that your brain suddenly detours into a daydream about someone else who’s also publicly unraveling online. It's like a black hole reflecting on another black hole. You’d think people who are constantly being laughed at would be a little more hesitant to dish it out, but nope—when you're a lolcow, self-awareness is the one thing that’s never on the menu.


The fact that R.R. was even thinking about Josh is a reminder that even digital disasters have group chats in their heads. It's poetic in a trashy kind of way—like an off-brand Greek tragedy, but everyone’s main weapon is a badly typed tweet and an inflated ego.
 
nvrwastetree dijo:
Is this the first time he's seen a st Jude and??? Christ hed probably punch a hole in the wall if he saw a SPCA abuse commercial.
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Uhhhhh if I recall he was very into Ellen at one point and she hadn't exactly told him to fuck off yet, so when her birthday rolled around he fired up a stream to raise money for sick animals for her, I think he or somebody in chat called it "Thick Hogs for Sick Dogs" where if people donated enough he'd show off his green cockholster underwear and I guess he did because I never saw the stream again, it was pretty hysterical lots of highs and lows
 
Got an auto-refresh extension and it's reloading every 15 seconds. Monster energy to stay awake. I used to love imagining the meltdowns when Ozzy died but Cobes is just too goth to not like. After his drinking got really bad, I've started dreading this day.

I really want him to be live to see how he is, but I also don't because people will be sending 20 bottles of vodka via Doordash. They might have even already done that.

I'm nervous, boys.
 
Suicide arc coming in nicely toobz
ZipDisk dijo:
I remember an interview where Ozzy said the meds he was on during the reality show were really bad and he thought they did more irreperable damage to him than the ant snorting.
He said he never really recovered from that.
I believe there was a legal settlement, but that didn't give ozzy more years on the clock.
Also he very much enjoyed burritos.
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76 is a respectable age to go out on tbh.
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Where sidson.
 
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Hank - "Ok Mr. Saunders, why don't you go ahead and tell us where you were the night of Ozzy Osbourne's death"
Gomez - "And if we like your answer, maybe you can keep some of the money you made off of those wands"
Hank - "Maybe... 😉"

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