🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Boglim's razor.

 

[Jordge Bruno]

Okay but would you rather take a shot of his mead, or have sex with JESSICA BOYLE?

Mead ain't lookin too bad.

What a horrible choice. The mead though since you won't get herpes after. The smell of that baconator alone would be enough to repulse any sane man.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai

I wonder how the boy would bog-mangle the words falernum, orgeat, and maraschino.

His Bloody Mary modifications would be off the charts, especially if he got into custom garnishes.

A gothic collection of tiki mugs would suit him also.

 

[Fishnumm]

Okay but would you rather take a shot of his mead, or have sex with JESSICA BOYLE?

Mead ain't lookin too bad.

didnt he make like a mead once that was just fruit juice and yeast?

id just drink that

 

[Kingfisher9000]

His Bloody Mary modifications would be off the charts, especially if he got into custom garnishes.

“What up youtube, today I’m sippin on a horseradish, buffalo, pramajohn, mayo, jalapeño, spam, bacon, shrimp, Cheeto, sardine Bloody Mary made with my favorite peach vodka hahaha yesssth”

 

[Love Is Blue]

Okay but would you rather take a shot of his mead, or have sex with JESSICA BOYLE?

Mead ain't lookin too bad.

FUCKING JESSICA BOYLE
OR
FRENCH KISSING JOSH SAUNDERS

 

[deadson]

FUCKING JESSICA BOYLE
OR
FRENCH KISSING JOSH SAUNDERS

With that choice I'd rather kill myself with the mead

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

FUCKING JESSICA BOYLE
OR
FRENCH KISSING JOSH SAUNDERS

HUGGING JESSICA "ANAL" BOYLE
or
HIGH-FIVING JOSHUA FAY SAUNDERS

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

I wonder how the boy would bog-mangle the words falernum, orgeat, and maraschino.

His Bloody Mary modifications would be off the charts, especially if he got into custom garnishes.

A gothic collection of tiki mugs would suit him also.

 

[cobra fucker]

He won't make proper cocktails because he us able to understand basic measurements when it comes to pouring. He will add a "splash" of liquor to something and it turns out to be 1/4 of the bottle.

Just a dash of hot sauce, not too much *glug glug glug glug glug*

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.

What are you talking about, he's a regular mixologist.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

To be fair, Sandra Lee isn't too far off.

 

[Agares]

Shitting straight liquid for a week after slamming Bog-briar mead is still better than being anywhere near Jessica Anne Boyle.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Shitting straight liquid for a week after slamming Bog-briar mead is still better than being anywhere near Jessica Anne Boyle.

Herpes is forever kids

 

[Agares]

BELL TOWER BASHIIIIING!

This was inspired by whoever put the lyrics of "Booty Goblins" into Suno AI.

 

[cobra fucker]

new food hack, restaurant ramen with $20 of extra meats:

watching him burn himself trying to spread noodles with his fingers, while the chopsticks sit untouched in center frame... is just wonderful


we also get a sneak peek at the inside of the boglim goblet... looks like it too needs a brushing

 

[Winter]

How mad do you think Chibi would be at seeing how Lord Cobra disrespected that "Tonkasaw Ramen"?
How dare he not know about how you shouldn't stick your chopsticks straight down into food! He needs to learn from Nippon God Chibi

 

[Fishnumm]

How mad do you think Chibi would be at seeing how Lord Cobra disrespected that "Tonkasaw Ramen"?
How dare he not know about how you shouldn't stick your chopsticks straight down into food! He needs to learn from Nippon God Chibi

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anything thats disrepectful to jap """culture""" is fine by me. in world ww2 they used babies as target practice by throwing them up in the air and mowing them down with machine guns. they are a nation of fucking pedophilie sickos. the boy is just doing his patriotic duty spitting on that godless island of rapists and manchildren

FUCK JAPAN FUCK SICKOS FUCK RAPE

may the gothic wizards curses damn japan for all eternity. god bless america

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Just a dash of hot sauce, not too much *glug glug glug glug glug*

“Now we gotta add just a bit of ‘worstchuterie’ sauce, toobs.”

 

[Hennimore]

WE'VE GOT SNIPE ACTION.

Also his knuckles on his right hand are all busted up so I'm guessing he was doing a little home improvement recently and installed some new holes in the walls of the trailer. Must have gotten a text that hit a nerve.