🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Drive-By Comment]

Just tested ChatGPT image modification and happened to have Cobes pic as source material. (Had to specify to it that it is indeed food on plate in the foreground of the picture)

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Just tested ChatGPT image modification and happened to have Cobes pic as source material.
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Needs more cheese
and crushed doritos
and pickles
and more cheese
and Black Label center cut bacon (not a sponsor)
and bbq sauce
and more cheese
microwave 30 minutes then cool overnight

 

[frozen_runner]

A small but excellent podcast I listen to (run by two based indie movie actor-directors), Movies: A Podcast about the Act of Cinema, featured a movie recommendation from the King on the most recent episode as part of their new "celebrity takeover" format. They get some random person of any level of repute to make a suggestion, and then they watch it and discuss. (And get off track. A lot.)

Relevant highlights include a short (probably a Cameo) clip beginning at 8:25 from Cobes where he suggests Tombstone, Dead Silence, or "Pink Floyd: A Brick in the Wall: The Movie." Then the hosts (who claim not to know who he is) make fun of him for a while before discussing the movie because they're assholes.

I was surprised to see a cow show up in the wild like this. Here's hoping they get Chris-chan in the future

 

[Statix_Shark]

BETTER NOT BE CHANNELLING YOUR INNER FUNNY MUSTACHE MAN BOOOOOY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9i7BdgBwVy4

JOSH NO DON'T DO THE MUSK SALUTE JOOOSSHH NOOO

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

new food hack

 

[Schluchtenscheiszer]

his head is so swollen up that the glasses are pressing into his gourd. need wider glasses, BOY!

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

the boy is making bank on cameo. that has to be his main source of income these days.
I also remember an appearance of his in That Being Said (the podcast about DSP).

Found it:

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

the boy is making bank on cameo.

Yes he is consistently in the top100 leaderboard so he is making double digit cameos a day at least.

 

[kiporocks]

always the fucking Josh's stg

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He must be constantly slurring them in the background between swigs. How much does he charge a cameo? I know everyone was commenting on how he was above some actual celebrities but I doubt they were charging the same rates he is.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Just tested ChatGPT image modification and happened to have Cobes pic as source material. (Had to specify to it that it is indeed food on plate in the foreground of the picture)
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Very gothic representation of Cobes from ChatGPT. Paintings that have souls trapped in them on the trailer walls and food hacked deep sea creature on his plate with mystery gunks on the side. Its beautiful bud.

Another great one to test it out with would be one of those weird Clint piçtures where he's dressed as a chick from 1920s.

 

[sort pil]

He must be constantly slurring them in the background between swigs. How much does he charge a cameo? I know everyone was commenting on how he was above some actual celebrities but I doubt they were charging the same rates he is.

This looks like his page https://www.cameo.com/kingcobrajfs666420 looks like he's made a pretty penny. At least he has a hustle even though it shortens his lifespan. It doesn't really matter if he has a job or gets money "for free" (he doesn't beg it's business transactions!), it's going to be spent on alcohol, fast food and tobacco anyways.

 

[bookers]

The picture is great lol
He also has pretty good reviews on it. tmdwu.

 

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his head is so swollen up that the glasses are pressing into his gourd. need wider glasses, BOY!

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

Haha yesssss

 

[Duck Duck No]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

Sarlacc pit

 

[RollingRock2]

"Optular defiancy disorder"

https://youtu.be/gebiM2aZzDo?t=954

 

[Nigger Caviar]

With that scab\wound the glasses are going to fuse to his head.

And oh my god his chompers.

Imagine if he bit you

 

[Agares]

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his head is so swollen up that the glasses are pressing into his gourd. need wider glasses, BOY!

The gourd goes through cycles of swelling and deflating. Probably because his numerous gum infections ebb and flow.

 

[mikaylatoads]

Imagine if he bit you

The komodo dragon myth is now a fact