Because Carl is from when Josh lived in ND not Casper. He is real and people already found him on Facebook
If I did not know those FB posts were from a different person, I would have thought they came from Cobes.
Mild infection pain is still light compared to root canal abscess. Then is suicide inducing. He lost all his teeth? I knew they were bad but damn...
Where the hell did Oligarch come from? Cobra being dyslexic?
It still amazes me that people have the extra dough to door dash someone food across the country for shits and giggles.
Did he die? All those posts are from over a decade ago.
"So my Dad told me I'm such a sexy rockstar he's taking me to Canada to get a sexy MAID haha yeesth"
He learned how to log off, but never figured out how to log back in
IIRC, This is mostly from osmotic stress because the concentration of sugar is so high. Honey diluted in water like what's happening with the bog meads is just a sugar source for the microbes. When you're making meads, you're using that as food for your yeast to ferment into alcohol.
It comes from internet people not being exposed to real, in person interactions. The internet basically makes everyone autistic, unable to understand behavior outside references to their favorite media or headcanon. Another way you can see it is listening to how a lot of content makers (especially faceless ones) mispronounce slightly uncommon words - they've only read it in posts or chat and they have poor understanding of how it works (like where accents fall, how vowels change depending on contexts or etymologies, which are usually picked up socially with usage).
The internet version of the telephone game then?
Sort of, but instead of information degeneration between communicators due to high signal to noise, it's because there's a lack of context and communication vectors (body language, tone, context clues, etc), so they never develop the ability. They're not genetically predisposed, they're essentially trained to be autistic. I'd say the problem is exacerbated by the dopamine casino of social media.
So Cobras going to sweat alcohol and dank food hacks before the end?