🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Darf is to good of a man to be a side character to this story. I would actually like to help him out somehow, but I don't want to touch shit or corrupt the story.

 

[Lithuophile]

Better load up that shotgun, BOY.
ripcobra.mp4

Her osteoporosis shoulders would implode from merely trying to pick up the shotgun, let alone fire it

 

[Law]

Jessica Boyle trying to lure your pet boglim outside his trailer.

She needs to do this but with Wendy's cups.

Trolls should get him cool shit like this instead of handles of Burnetts.

I don't tap the glass but I have been sorely tempted to send him gifts. There's a part of him that seems to really appreciate stuff like the stuffed cobras. Green and black stuff and bells make him so happy. He's basically a prop comedian.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If he was a D&D character his intelligence stat would be well below 5.

He ate cat food on camera to not give the doordash trolls the satisfaction of sending him something useless.

He truly is a dunce.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I've watched that cretin "own the troles" by proving he didn't misspell "you're" by googling the word "your" and proving that it's the correct spelling for it.

If he was a D&D character his intelligence stat would be well below 5.

This one came to mind... Boy disappointed his of age non-related fangirls with these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaSNv5i867Y

Darf is to good of a man to be a side character to this story. I would actually like to help him out somehow, but I don't want to touch shit or corrupt the story.

If Clint cant tard wrangle him, nobody can. Cobes having to deal with Jessica are some of the best "getting the taste of your own medicine" moments because they are both stubborn as fuck and utterly regarded. Nobody wants to deal with people like that.

Josh loves talking about him patiently waiting but its actually Clint who is the saint of patience, i would have JF Gariepy'd that loose cannon of a potato a long time ago. Or sent him to the group home atleast. (Btw searching for "Group home" in this thread came up with 8 pages )

 

[HansKlokBier]

This one came to mind... Boy disappointed his of age non-related fangirls with these.

0:17

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Are you fuckers seriously arguing if Cobes is retarded?!

 

[nvrwastetree]

Fuck me, this is like one of Goya's black paintings.

Fuck man is rather watch Funkytown Gore than see NAL and her goiter/thyroid cancer

cobes already has his shirt off.

ole-randy bo bandy

Fucking cheeseburger walrus

 

['Ole Dente]

Are you fuckers seriously arguing if Cobes is retarded?!

All I said was "This nigga is clearly touched but he's not fucking retarded. He learns how people troll him and he effectively shuts it down. He's not Chance Wilkins, he's not gunna let people do the same shit to him over and over and never figure it out because he's a fucking window licker."

I don't know why we need to split hairs over the definition of retarded.

 

[Behelit Boy xddxxddd]

2:10

 

[Agares]

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"My dad's weeping face is at the bottom of every bottle" sounds dark and gothic as fuck.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

(Btw searching for "Group home" in this thread came up with 8 pages

What I really want to know is if Clint is a big bed, and does Josh belong in a group hug?

 

['Ole Dente]

Homedad better not get our BOY this ultimate Ozzy box set complete with over a dozen posters and a signed autograph by Ozzy himself!

 

[Agares]

Homedad better not get our BOY this ultimate Ozzy box set complete with over a dozen posters and a signed autograph by Ozzy himself!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEC0YEznmLg

Clint will just drop it off to his BOY's trailer along with some booze. "Merry Christmas, bud. Keep on rockin!" he'll say in his santa hat as he skips and prances back to his car. "Happy easternoth doodt" Cobes will mumble back at him as Clint drives off to the Saunders family Christmas party (that Cobes was NOT invited to).

 

[TV's Adam West]

Josh's gun safety is absolutely atrocious and he has been seen drunkenly waving both his shamrock .38 and his shotgun around, both loaded.
As always, it's a dank miracle Josh hasn't seriously injured himself or others in the last 15 years-ish of independence.

Can't have no fun with an unloaded gun, like my daddy always said, hoorah.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Josh's gun safety is absolutely atrocious and he has been seen drunkenly waving both his shamrock .38 and his shotgun around, both loaded.
As always, it's a dank miracle Josh hasn't seriously injured himself or others in the last 15 years-ish of independence.

Sounds like you're just jealous trole. Does THIS look dangerous?

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I see you edited out all those gook kids he was murdering. Sicko.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I see you edited out all those gook kids he was murdering. Sicko.

War crimes are MDWU.

 

[Agares]

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Sounds like you're just jealous trole. Does THIS look dangerous?

Did Clint ban him from owning BB and airsoft guns? Because he hasn't played with any of those since the South Center Street era.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Something like this?
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TMDWFU, That has to be the most mall ninja shit I've ever seen.