🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Capital K capital C

Edit: "Y'all can laugh but magic is real. Otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry."
That had me dying laughing out loud. Sometimes he's genius.
 
I'm not transcribing this loop, just so we're clear. Someone else is gonna have to fall on that sword, same as the garlic butter cup rant.
Boglim Chronicles has his work cut out for him tomorrow.

JORD HAS CHANGED TRAFFIC LIGHTS WITH IT CONFIRMED. Also chemistry is real because of magic, according to boglim logic.
 
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If I was to recreate this wand, I'd make it a little bit thicker, but that's just my opinion.

And here we are with the fantasizing and being aroused by torture. Cover your ears gaylogs!
 
He's riled up about mudbloods and Voldemort didn't do a good job rounding them up. Josh says he would've been way more terrifying that Voldemort. I'm detecting some similarities here.

"I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, fuck around and find out."

Feels good in the hands! Would've made it thicker! Capital C capital K! We are one drink from the shadow realm.
 
Damn this is even more sadistic than the last time he watched the Snape fan girl edit.

He has put so much thought into how Voldemort was a pussy and all the ways he would torture people.

"The sound of people being tortured is a beautiful sound"

Literally just said the only reason he doesn't hurt people is he values his freedom.

Ultimate gay-log "he is a good hearted guy" death.
 
He's riled up about mudbloods and Voldemort didn't do a good job rounding them up. Josh says he would've been way more terrifying that Voldemort. I'm detecting some similarities here.
You just know he fantasizes about torturing his troles with Voldemort magic from Harry Potter. Sickos are just a standin for that.

NAL actually deserves it though, but I don't think a dementor will find much of a soul to suck out of her.
 
"Magic is real, otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry. There's some shit that'll make you think."
Hold on I speak Bog Brain, I can translate.

“Magic is real. I’m currently hammered and confusing alchemy with chemistry because I think they’re the same thing. I love Nicolas Flamel. I love Harry Potter. Nicolas Flamel was in Harry Potter, and I like Harry Potter. I like magic, I often consider my own alcoholic concoctions to be like magic potions. I’m teaching Potions class every day, I’m like Severus Snape, he was cool.”
 
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