🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agares]

Swamp hag logic is like girl math combined with boglim logic with 34 less IQ points to go around.

 

[Dope Cat]

Here's Mark Hamill doing his best impersonation of Cobes by digging through a public ashtray for discarded cigarettes butts.

Who knew Luke Skywalker was such a fan of the Boglord.

 

[Meat Streets]

Better not look like GG Allin’s reanimated corpse suddenly springing to life and sitting up in its coffin BOY!
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OT but GG's acoustic cover of Carmelita was so fucking beautiful. If anyone isn't aware: https://youtu.be/lcI2vzpK3zE

Mobile fag, sorry not to embed

 

[fuckthepopulation]

2k? Thank god its never going to see the light of day...right?

I wouldn't be surprised if someone offered her like 100 bucks and a plane ticket and she accepted. She's broke and retarded, it won't take too much to talk her down.

 

[BlastMonk]

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That's the kind of look I imagine pedophiles have when they rape children. Empty dead yet menacing eyes . One pupil bigger than the other, maybe due to being exposed to more light maybe its just raw insanity

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

Bog hag is trying to sell Cobra porn without his consent
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Wouldn't this qualify as revenge porn?
Apparently there are laws on the books on Wyoming *and* Virginia.

If he wants the hag to go away and stay away forever, might be something to consider for the boy.

BUUUUT on the other hand, if she's slinging videos of her sucking his little garter snake, he probably thinks he has made a deal with the Demogorgon and that they are supposed to split the proceeds and that nothing bad could ever come of this endeavor.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole

WET AND JUICY

 

[Fortyone]

WET AND JUICY

We used to assume the wet and juicy vids were directed at trolls (people who fuck with josh) but maybe he was predicting the future and was making them in regards to a person who looks like a troll (Jessica Boyle)

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

We used to assume the wet and juicy vids were directed at trolls (people who fuck with josh) but maybe he was predicting the future and was making them in regards to a person who looks like a troll (Jessica Boyle)

Cobra is the Leto II of lolcows. Black flame to light my golden path, twu.

 

[Wessica Jabbit]

Her rage/love/rage/love loop has been so entertaining.

I checked her Facebook, no kidding

Right above the "I MISS MY JAWSHIEEEE SO MUCH!!!1" post is the start of her revenge porn tirade. You can also see the timestamps are similar from these posts, and the cursed photos. So, this bitch quite literally switched from hating him, to "loving" and missing him, to hating him again in less than an hour.

Circle of protection for our boy

 

[Ponzo]

bog hag woke up from her alcohol induced coma and went straight to posting creepy pictures of sleeping cobra

 

[anliteralidiot]

bog hag woke up from her alcohol induced coma and went straight to posting creepy pictures of sleeping cobra

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That's probably when she got the revenge porn.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

bog hag woke up from her alcohol induced coma and went straight to posting creepy pictures of sleeping cobra

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Dreaming of that clocktower while Jessica Boyle works Satan's bellend.

 

[Agares]

bog hag woke up from her alcohol induced coma and went straight to posting creepy pictures of sleeping cobra

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How many more pics do you think she took during her last stay?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

He should just throw everything in a box and ship it to her, then refrain from saying the name JESSICA BOYLE online ever again. No attention is worse than negative attention to a lunatic narc.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Okay fellow Cobros, which one will see the light of day first: Jessica sucking on Cobes’ mini cobra, or Keffals’ full interview with Chris Chan?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Cobes, you are in danger.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Imagine being the person who paid $2000 to watch Cobes and Jessica Ann Boyle's unwashed nether regions.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

~ and for some reason really breezes by a $300 donation in a sea of $5 donations.

ALL do-nay-shuns are pre-she-ate-ed equally by the king. He has, does, and always will; treat a $1000 donation with the same (lack of) zeal as a ¢1 donation.

 

[semitooth]