🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[lurking for the deets]

I've watched Cobra for years for chill vibes and dank food hacks. I can't watch this anymore I'm out, this is too horrible to watch. FUCK discord niggers and this bogcunt for ruining my favorite lolcow, I hope they burn in to hell. This is genuinely distressing to watch.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That's like the eighth time I've heard him reference that video of Danny Filth saying you shouldn't kill yourself because of hotdogs and warm winter days.

He doesn't have a very deep bench of inspirational quotes.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I know and am grateful that air travel is extremely safe compared to every other form of travel, but if so mote it be in the witches' circle NAL being on the next statistically necessary accident would cancel out some of that bad with one little morsel of good.

 

[Agares]

I've watched Cobra for years for chill vibes and dank food hacks. I can't watch this anymore I'm out, this is too horrible to watch. FUCK discord niggers and this bogcunt for ruining my favorite lolcow, I hope they burn in to hell. This is genuinely distressing to watch.

I've only been following him since 2021 and it's really depressing. They can't just laugh at a goofy weirdo who thinks he's a youtube rockstar. They have to write themselves into the script and try their damned hardest to hurt him. Cobra may be fucked up but he's not a terrible person like Cyraxx is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I've only been following him since 2021 and it's really depressing. They can't just laugh at a goofy weirdo who thinks he's a youtube rockstar. They have to write themselves into the script and try their damned hardest to hurt him. Cobra may be fucked up but he's not a terrible person like Cyraxx is.

Or Bate/CWC.

IMO Cobra is like a retarded Masaokis.

 

[highly regarded 420]

Cluntos The Bald keeps all the shotgun shell ammo at his house and Cobra has to ask his daddy for it when he goes shootin’ with the homeboys. That barrel is drier than the dry spell that’s coming up after Cobra officially enters his Incel arc.

I hope your right but given the wizards penchant for lies and obfuscation, it's entirely possible he could say he's going out shooting and just keep the shells instead.
Considering the dry spell arc, I think we've learned that it bothers Cobes to know he has a gun and can't shoot it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Really hammers home how ugliness on the inside is reflected on the outside.

Just look at her...

 

[Agares]

Or Bate/CWC.

IMO Cobra is like a retarded Masaokis.

I'd argue that Chris wouldn't have fucked his mom if the Idea Guys hadn't gaslit him. That saga was when his already tenuous grip on reality went away forever.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Just look at her...

Look at the bruised neck from choking and scratches from having her he'd bashed into the door. Fucking lying cunt.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Have we ever found a source for that dani filth quote? I did a quick search and this post from 4 years ago is all that turned up, don't have a facebook so I cannot see what the post is actually about.



The oldest December Dawg reference from Cobes I could find is from 7 years ago, so the facebook post does not add up.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'd argue that Chris wouldn't have fucked his mom if the Idea Guys hadn't gaslit him. That saga was when his already tenuous grip on reality went away forever.

He was honestly broken when his dad died, that hit him really hard and he never recovered from it.

It would have been 1000x better if Barb had died before Bob.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I've only been following him since 2021 and it's really depressing. They can't just laugh at a goofy weirdo who thinks he's a youtube rockstar. They have to write themselves into the script and try their damned hardest to hurt him. Cobra may be fucked up but he's not a terrible person like Cyraxx is.

I actually think king cobra is a terrible person, his treatment of women over the years. Ripping people off, selfish behaviours.

When he talks about "fuck sickos" and fuck cuties the movie and he is only into of age women. I think he is projecting and that he is without a doubt sexually attracted to teenage women.

But he doesn't deserve torment from outside sources.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Clint made him sell his .38 for 2 reasons.

1. Because he saw a video Josh and Couch Chris did were they were fucking around with all his guns and Cobra was dry firing it at his head.

2. Cobra was on a “I’m gunna fucking kill myself” kick and Cluntus was very concerned.

Cluntos The Bald keeps all the shotgun shell ammo at his house and Cobra has to ask his daddy for it when he goes shootin’ with the homeboys. That barrel is drier than the dry spell that’s coming up after Cobra officially enters his Incel arc. If nothing else, this entire Jessica situation is going to instil in our boy the storied tradition of openly hating women for being psychos.

I'm torn on this. On one hand, I'm a firm believer guns should be cleaned and oiled. On the other hand, Cobes would huff the cleaning solvents.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I'd argue that Chris wouldn't have fucked his mom if the Idea Guys hadn't gaslit him. That saga was when his already tenuous grip on reality went away forever.

I thought Isabell Janke was the sole reason he fucked her? She wanted to be the ultimate troll that would make him kill himself, which backfired tremendously as CWC trolls found how much of a despicable pos she was. Tried dfe afterwards congrats bitch you fucked yourself. I wish I had glowniggers as parents.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Just look at her...

If you divide her face in half you can see a more sane NAL on our right and she doesn't look anywhere near as bad.

This'd all be a moot point if she was a good, decent person though, it wouldn't matter what she looked like in that case.

 

[Agares]

I'm torn on this. On one hand, I'm a firm believer guns should be cleaned and oiled. On the other hand, Cobes would huff the cleaning solvents.

I could see Jord huffing Hoppe's bore cleaner

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

probably been said a million times so far but what makes this whole situation extra infuriating is the fact Josh could be perfectly safe from this psychopath if people weren't giving her free trips to Casper. She's too fucking deranged and poor to get her ass there herself without the help of enablers like "oinkers"

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

probably been said a million times so far but what makes this whole situation extra infuriating is the fact Josh could be perfectly safe from this psychopath if people weren't giving her free trips to Casper. She's too fucking deranged and poor to get her ass there herself without the help of enablers like "oinkers"

Restraining order and don't talk about it on YouTube. Just show a judge this shit and it should be a slam dunk, I've known a person that got one for much less shit. Keep it quiet so that way the next time she shows up knocking, don't answer, call cops, then walk around casually in the house to really piss her off (maybe live stream for lulz), then open the door when the cops come. Hopefully she does really retarded shit like break a window so she can get arrested on the spot.

 

[Rigger Nich]

I don’t see why everyone is freaking out about Cobes having a gun. I’m considered a normal, law abiding citizen and I’m not sure I could have resisted shooting that bitch. I think our boy is better restrained than most think.

 

[Jobama]

I thought Isabell Janke was the sole reason he fucked her?

Absolutely not. He has always had a sort of incestuous relationship towards barb. He made numerous posts about having sexual dreams about her and Barb made him spoon her after their house burned down.