🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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- 19 de Ene, 2023
He'll need something to do after Clint places him in the group home.
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- 1 de Nov, 2021
I honestly believe he's too dumb for a job. remember, this is a guy who couldn't even mop floors right. maybe he could spend the day making arts and crafts for the people around him.
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- 4 de Mayo, 2023
I'd put money on the gas station guy's reaction being to Cobra doing one of his spontaneous under the breath "fuck sickos" that we witness from time to time.
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- 27 de Dic, 2023
*cough* "Ifuckinghatesickos"
"You talkin' shit, BOY!?"
"I knew it. you were talkin' shit!"
"I was just looking at your knives, doodt! God, you're just like my youtube troles. Leave me alone, I'm autistic!"
*walks out*
Expert forensic recreation of what happened.
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- 19 de Ene, 2023
I just know he passed out drunk and left the back door open.
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- 27 de Dic, 2023
The wind didn't die down that night.
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- 17 de Ago, 2022
That's the most likely answer. People also really underestimate just how windy Wyoming is! Trailer doors aren't exactly heavy.
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- 30 de Sep, 2018
This is the first time I've ever seen Cobes mouth resemble anything more than closed or talking and it's honestly creeping me out.
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- 27 de Dic, 2023
Oh god that's gonna get him in trouble with the neighbors. And NAL hasn't even showed up yet.
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- 13 de Dic, 2021
Already leaving a good impression on his neighbors. Hope he uses it to ward off NAL when she starts screaming.
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- 31 de Jul, 2021
Last night, I had a dream:
I was back in high school and the new school year was beginning. To celebrate reaching 2000 pages, I dressed up as Cobes and thought about what a funny joke it would be. But then as I was waiting for the morning bus, I grew more and more distressed at the thought that nobody would know who KingCobraJFS is and I'd just look like a retard.
Happy belated 2000 pages.
I was back in high school and the new school year was beginning. To celebrate reaching 2000 pages, I dressed up as Cobes and thought about what a funny joke it would be. But then as I was waiting for the morning bus, I grew more and more distressed at the thought that nobody would know who KingCobraJFS is and I'd just look like a retard.
Happy belated 2000 pages.
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- 21 de Nov, 2019
He is absolutely using that to huff the compressed air.
He's blown holes in his brain, what more is a perforated ear drum.
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- 6 de Sep, 2017
Yes. They drove from Maine to take Jord to the Cradle of Filth show, and then they started getting really weeny and attention seeking after that.
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- 17 de Ago, 2022
It looks like bogchron deleted his comments off Christian Cobra's video, people had replied to his comment calling out him out.
Not sure if that means he is going to let this dude make content in peace or not.
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- 27 de Dic, 2023
The short bus must have been late that day.
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- 27 de Jul, 2022
Right now, as you read this, King Cobra is sucking fumes down and passing out for five minutes at a time. Why would he even post this video except to solicit $1.00 donations from people who "care?"
I remember a year ago when Bitesize said he gave upon Cobes because he was "different." After a few years of Cobra, I am also tired of Cobes. All I can think about is low effort Taco Bell "Everything" orders and fat, greasy fingers.
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- 16 de Feb, 2024
Don't do it Bog Chron. Spitter Spys are watching.