🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

I'm optimistic! Hopefully she kills herself and blames him in the suicide note.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What dirt? That he gets blackout drunk and beats off to chaterbate girls all day? Everyone already knows his dirt lol.

The best part will be her impotent rage when she realizes nobody gives a shit.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The best part will be her impotent rage when she realizes nobody gives a shit.

And then it'll be even better!

But I wouldn't be surprised if she put up revenge porn.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

And then it'll be even better!

But I wouldn't be surprised if she put up revenge porn.

I believe that's a crime in Virginia, which would take this to the next level.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Please sky god, never let me have to view Cobes and NAL revenge porn.

 

[Agares]

And then it'll be even better!

But I wouldn't be surprised if she put up revenge porn.

I believe that's a crime in Virginia, which would take this to the next level.

"Maam, you're under arrest for posting revenge porn as per Virginia law"
"I DIDN'T POST REVENGE PORN! WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO?!!"

If that happens I would pay to see the bodycam footage of her arrest.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

New vid, 'toobz.

What did he say in the beginning of the video, there?

 

[tony tortellini]

https://youtu.be/U3UGcGXHXDM

Let’s address the real situation here: those poop encrusted finger nails

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What did he say in the beginning of the video, there?

"NIGGERS so we got a little bit of a chocolate beer left" I notice he's been doing this a lot now, he starts talking before it records, the last couple have been like that. "UP FUCKERS we're going to do a drink review"

 

[Agares]

Biden may have dropped out of the race but the real issue of the day is Brittney Spears talking shit about Ozzy. Boy is mentally stuck in the 2000's and that's why he's so unique.

 

[fukkit]

Bringing the news that matters

 

[JambledUpWords]

New vid, 'toobz.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U3UGcGXHXDM
What did he say in the beginning of the video, there?

He’s so triggered over Brittney Spears calling Ozzy “boring” lol. Just immediately goes to:

• She’s a whore
• She has daddy issues
• Younger, more beautiful women are taking over, like Billie Eilish
• She’s a slag
• She’s a slut
• Ozzy has been making music longer
• She got knocked up by one of her backup dancers
• Kelly is too proper to do what Brittney does
• LEAVE THE OSBORNES ALONE!!!!!!
• People in third world countries have it worse and she can afford clean drinking water
• Her life isn’t that bad
• Ozzy isn’t a fan of her dance videos
• She sets a bad example
• Women get body image issues from Brittney Spears
• THE OSBORNES AREN’T BORING!!!!!
• Challenges her to do as many drugs as Ozzy and still survive
• Brittney is overreacting
• Brittney needs to post naked pictures on Instagram to stay relevant
• May as well start an OnlyFans
• If she wasn’t attractive, no one would care what she has to say
• Sharon has been accused of racism
• Dumb blondes with big boobs aren’t hard to find in Hollywood
• Her opinion is only being validated because of her looks
• If a guy had the same mental breakdowns she has had, he’d be told to “suck it up”
• If he had a daughter that dressed like Brittney Spears, he’d tell her to stop dressing like a slut and put on some clothes
• Prostitution should be legalized
• Marriage is like prostitution anyway, because women steal all the money
• Women don’t want equality to men

Such a woman respecter

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I do agree with King Cobes that Britney is a dumb whore whose opinion is meaningless. However, I don't think she's attractive. Current Britney Spears looks like a meth whore you'd see at any redneck bar at midnight. She looks strung out and insane.

I legitimately wouldn't even if I was on a 6 year dry spell.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I looked on Brittney's twitter to see if I could find the offending comment, and I saw this...



Why does Brittney Spears have Cobe's cock holster?

 

[Agares]

I looked on Brittney's twitter to see if I could find the offending comment, and I saw this...

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Why does Brittney Spears have Cobe's cock holster?

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. But seriously she doesn't look half bad for 41.

 

[Molly Millions]

Crazy Britney is still better looking than NAL

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Behold, an actual 3/10, 42-year-old woman (Jesus Christ burn her!!!)



VS

An actual 8/10 (Weather permitting) goddess, and a contender for the Casper beauty awards, loved by both policemen and parents alike.



Bonus ironic clip, considering she who shall not be named that is coming on the 16th to rape him like a sex doll.

0:41

 

[Agares]

Behold, an actual 3/10, 42-year-old woman (Jesus Christ burn her!!!)

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VS

An actual 8/10 (Weather permitting) goddess, and a contender for the Casper beauty awards, loved by both policemen and parents alike.

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Bonus ironic clip, considering she who shall not be named that is coming on the 16th to rape him like a sex doll.
Bog boy Why.mp4

BPD and the boglim lifestyle will age you like that.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

I like that, while most Americans are in shock over the whole Biden stepping aside thing, Cobes is pissed about someone calling his idol boring. This is why I love Cobra.

I like how he tried to pretend to be objective, then just started hurling a list of insults at her. Also, what does he mean "bad example for people under a certain age"? Is he so afraid of even saying the word underage now?

Edit: I'm still watching the video, he just said a new classic cobraism: "You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion"

 

[Umaibae]

In this household, we do not venture into Cobra group home content loops, nor do we disparage the good name of Britney Spears.