🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica destroyed this shit. JOSH'S SISTER VISTED FOR THE ONLY TIME AND SHE MUTED THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING

I mean from a privacy standpoint it's great. Cobra should have never been broadcasting that shit in the first place.

But here's the thing: I wanted to hear it!

 
Glad he's finally landed at his new digs, whatever that ends up being. Doesn't look like a trailer. (edit: changed my mind, sloped roof, elongated design, and those panel walls with the little strips joining them... trailer). He mentions needing to unpack a bunch of stuff tomorrow and get a shower which, reading between the lines, suggests it's not just a shack on Clint's property. I think he's moved today into whatever this is and then Clint et al peaced the fuck out leaving him to his evening, at which point our boy's first priority was to go live to own the troles.

Edit: I watched more than 4 minutes now (I was eating), the roof in the room he starts in has a ridge right in the middle of it, and what looks like a slope away from the door. Rules out a basement, a cabin or attic more likely, but the simplest explaination is trailer. Also the room he's allowed to smoke in has a smoke alarm mounted on the wall rather than the ceiling, presumably for that exact reason. His live broke up a bit towards the end, suggesting either either mobile data or the trailer is down the back of Clint's property and he's leeching off the edge of the WiFi.

Edit Edit: My autism leads me to think this is a particular fabricated domicile on Harvey place in Plainview, but it's too early to call it for sure.

Things we probably know:
1. It's a new place. Because cobes talked about his computer not having internet yet. He went live on his phone, mobile data. He's somewhere new and still waiting for Internet to activate.
2. It's a trailer. Lightweight walls, elongated layout
3. It's a rental. Shitty fitout (cold spot lights, landlord-special paint tone) is a dead giveaway for this. It was a blank slate and his shit has been shifted into it.
4. At least 2 bed, possibly 3 (Vid starts in one bedroom he's sleeping in, then moves to a second one that he's allowed to smoke in.
 
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I don't know if I've ever seen his hair as greazey as it is now. Insanity. You could wax your car with that noggin.

Only 20 min stream and he still seems furtive. It kinda seems like he's still in nipple dunge.

I can't wait for a drink stream where he let's his skullet down. These scraps are painful.

He's so pensive, his optimism... gone.

The truth will see the light. Cobes WILL tell on himself, given time. And drink.

How long until he self doxes to get back those free alchy delivs?

Cobra is in for some slim times ahead. He's been neglecting his audience and the reddit congregation is gone. If he was smart he would've streamed for 3 or 4 hours to cement any turkey t subs. He's still under 100k too.
 
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Yes, he's picked up some bad habits from the overlook hotel hag BUUUUUUUUT, sooner or later he'll forget to mute at some critical point. Even NAL did that during the "I don't give a fuck which pan you use" domestic violence stream.

I'm hoping he doesn't dox the place but again this is Cobes we're talking about, so it's probably just a matter of time.
 
He's being careful right now, but he's gonna slip up - especially after he knocks a few back.
We're probably going to see a lot of "apology" videos from him once he gets comfortable.

"I'd like to thank everyone, especially my Dad and my Step-Mom for being patient with me etc."
 
Jobama dijo:
No one here really cares if people make videos on Cobra or other lolcows. People just don’t like Turkey Tom because his videos are very low effort and just regurgitate information from KF threads or other channels. Like I mentioned there are channels who do much better jobs covering lolcows. Even with Cobra, there are smaller channels who have done much better jobs talking him like Danknet or Greasewizard. If you want a much better summary of Josh’s content you should just watch the Danknet video or Bitesize’s ungoing kingcobrajfs orgin story videos. There’s even the MATI stream on him which was pretty good.
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Dank Net's is a really good one, watching older videos on lolcows digs back up topics that have been forgotten. Not many people talk about KingKobraJFS.
 
Boys really looking like the Pingu Walrus now
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"I'm allowed to smoke in this room only, but the window has to be open and the door has to be closed."
I was never convinced he was moving into a trailed but this doesn't sound like it's a trailer. Sounds like an apartment with a corridor.

I thought it might be his dad's place, the parrot on the lamp is something I'd expect to see at Clint's artsty-fartsy abode. If this was a place he was renting he wouldn't be allowed to smoke in just one room, it wouldn't be allowed at all surely. Maybe his dad has allowed him to smoke in the basement, maybe because he thought he could get Cobes out sooner, and could live with a couple weeks worth of smoke. It does seem like a new place though, TWU.

I doubt he'll keep up with muting, especially on his computer where he'd need to lean forward every ten seconds, he's too lazy. On his phone the mute button's always showing.

The Cyraxx story is strange, obviously a lie. Maybe he was annoyed he was on the stream with him the other day and has been waiting to denounce him (fuck sickos), and made up the story whilst thinking about it for a week.
 
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