🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agares]

He still hasn't moved out, the TV hasn't even moved c'mon Cobes!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=edl5TNUxj5g

Drink combos beware

 

[ASeabear8952]

Now, although he looks much weirder, your brain instantly writes him off as some aberrant descendant of Man.

Don’t you see? The Boglim is the missing link!

Drunk Hooker.mp4

THAT WAS THE LAST BOTTLE OF BEER I HAAAAAAAD

 

[Agares]

Don’t you see? The Boglim is the missing link!

THAT WAS THE LAST BOTTLE OF BEER I HAAAAAAAD

I HATE BEING CLUMSY! FUCK OFF!!!!

 

[fukkit]

Pimp limp era incoming

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The corgi legs photo is one of my favourite, but I think it's an optical illusion:

His t-shirt riding down gives the illusion that his hips are lower and he has corgi legs, but the hips are higher. I have otherwise not edited this photo in any way.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The first apartment tour from back at his old place gives a pretty good idea of Josh's stature. If I had to just guess off the top of my head I'd put him at around 5'11". Judge for yourself here:

 

[Agares]

The corgi legs photo is one of my favourite, but I think it's an optical illusion:
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His t-shirt riding down gives the illusion that his hips are lower and he has corgi legs, but the hips are higher. I have otherwise not edited this photo in any way.

You all pay attention to his legs but I can't stop looking at how ridiculous that helmet looks on his gourd.

 

[Bogliacci]

You all pay attention to his legs but I can't stop looking at how ridiculous that helmet looks on his gourd.

It's great. I go back and forth on if he's even wearing it backwards or forwards lmao

 

[Agares]

It's great. I go back and forth on if he's even wearing it backwards or forwards lmao

Someone should send him an XL bike helmet but it's a few years too late for that.

 

[Umaibae]

When did the transition happen? When did he truly become a boglim. Is there a point in time that we can mark as the beginning of Bogification? Is there a video or live stream that we can say “yep, that’s when he first bogged and it was downhill from there”

I think it’s when he transitioned from wearing bandanas to Stupid Fucking Hats (tm). There was a cognitive shift that started around that time, and it coincided with an uptick in spray painting indoors and whatnot.

Moving to the Conquistador just allowed it to fester and progress at a much more rapid rate. Once he started subsisting off DoorDash and Homemom Tanis Growshrees, it was all over.

 

[Bogliacci]

That reminds me, spray painting indoors will return if he's in a trailer, but he'd have to make a wand if that's the case I guess.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

He looked pretty big in the recent photo with the Reddit ween. I mean, that Redditor was a wee lad, but Cobes is clearly a fairly big guy. And getting bigger, horizontally at least.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

He looked pretty big in the recent photo with the Reddit ween. I mean, that Redditor was a wee lad, but Cobes is clearly a fairly big guy. And getting bigger, horizontally at least.

Landon Daniel Buttars looks like a 4 foot 9 Ellen DeGeneres.

 

[Agares]

That reminds me, spray painting indoors will return if he's in a trailer, but he'd have to make a wand if that's the case I guess.

That assumes he ever finds the motivation to make more than 1 wand a month again.

 

[AnOminous]

He looked pretty big in the recent photo with the Reddit ween. I mean, that Redditor was a wee lad, but Cobes is clearly a fairly big guy.

For you.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

For you.

If I pull that dog collar off would you die?

 

[Agares]

If I pull that dog collar off would you die?

Perhaps he was wondering why you'd trole a man before getting him banned from youtube.

 

[AnOminous]

If I pull that dog collar off would you die?

It would be extremely A-Loggy.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

It would be extremely A-Loggy.

They expect one of us in the discord leaks, brother.

 

[Pitckus]

It would be extremely A-Loggy.

Now what’s the next step of your master plan?