🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Usernamewastaken]

I can see a drunk freakout in the near future, cops and Clint to the rescue

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Better not bust a nut, BOY

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I can see a drunk freakout in the near future, cops and Clint to the rescue

Both of them are mentally ill alcoholics, it’s going to come sooner than later

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

is it optimistic to predict that a sex tape will come out at some point from them?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Better not bust a nut, BOY

Imagine the boglin spawn

 

[Booby Jones]

is it optimistic to predict that a sex tape will come out at some point from them?

More so pessimistic, but yeah I can see the fembog doing some shit like that to burn bridges when she's done. I doubt Cobra would give a shit though.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

yep, that's about right.

don't forget to use "KINGCOBRA" at checkout, toobz
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twelve cents

 

[palmtreesalad]

is it optimistic to predict that a sex tape will come out at some point from them?

That would alter humanity as we know it...

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I swear, if we get a sex tape and it has audio and I hear him yell TWU!!! when he came in her rotten schizo pussy I'm going to die laughing.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

on one hand im happy for cobes since i am sure his dry spell has been bothering him for a while and it ending is a nice boost of confidence for him so thats nice i guess.

on the other hand NAL is a meth head who may very well kill him in his sleep while screaming to herself that he made her do it because he was looking at other women.

so while this moment is something to rejoice especially with how upset the reddit a-logs are that cobes is having even a small second of joy in his life if NAL starts up on her schizo ramblings while cobes is in one of his drunken rage fits this could very well lead to an eviction saga.

 

[Halloween23]

The greatest thing about Cobes/NAL rutting is the apocalyptic anal meltdown the r*dditors are having. Cobra-sama, I kneel. TMDWU.

I really don't understand how you can hate Cobes. As far as I know he's never really done anything bad. He's a harmless unintentionally funny drunken retard. I'm sure they grasp at straws though to try to justify their hate when the real reason is they just want to troll a retarded guy.

 

[Mango Cobra]

To all single Kiwis: what the fuck is your excuse?

He's a harmless unintentionally drunken retard.

He's wholesome, in a weird degenerate sort of way.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah the Cobes hate is ridiculous. You’d think he’s Ethan Ralph with the way people want to see him suffer. I mean watching his cooking videos will do that but other than that he’s just weird and keeps to himself to enjoy his homemade mead.

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

I really don't understand how you can hate Cobes. As far as I know he's never really done anything bad. He's a harmless unintentionally funny drunken retard. I'm sure they grasp at straws though to try to justify their hate when the real reason is they just want to troll a retarded guy.

from what i've seen, it's usually just wagies seething at the fact that he gets free shit for being retarded

 

[SentinentCloud]

I, for one, am waiting eargerly for more sweet reddit tears

 

[BallBuster II]

Anyone got a super chat total for the night? I mean I saw $100 up on the board just when I joined. I’m assuming he cleared $300-400 easy but wouldn’t be surprised if it got up to $600. If not I’ll go through it tonight or tomorrow and tally it up.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

With the exaggerated swagger of a malevolent Gothic Badboy who uses tactical soap, Cobes walks into the ICU where a trole is hooked up to a respirator, tubes down his throat, and stares down at him as he chokes, sounding like darth vader without his mask, attempting to breathe.

“Dry spell is over, tubes.”

Cobes steps on the tube the trole needs to breathe and the trole dies in agony while Cobes drinks homemade mead he brought along in a rusty, botulism infected flask. TWU.

 

[curbside2]

Fuck. Cobes was right all along. His trolls are virgins and he rules their lives? TWU

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

I, for one, am waiting eargerly for more sweet reddit tears

IDK if it's been posted in here yet but at least one redditor is speculating Josh roofied her, lmao

link to thread

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

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Fuck. Cobes was right all along. His trolls are virgins and he rules their lives? TWU

That is most definitely actually what’s up.