The irony that Null really thought gourd head would be able to do something as complex as answering the phone, scanning mail, being a generally competent person vs our boy being able to "lose" footage when it's just on his phone.
I'm willing to bet it isn't "lost" but his drunk ass just forgot to press record
Damn, I thought the rib saga would have carried us to post #15000.
Just imagine him sobering up and becoming the next Jack Lalane. If he's 90 and healthy and I'm dead already, I'm gonna haunt his house out of spite.
"What's up youtoobs, this is KingCobraJFS, or as the troles like to call me, Bog Lalane. I just want to remind you that if you keep drinking the 21 and up stuff, you won't live to see 91 and up like me. So keep making those health juice combos and shout out to Ozzy who's still somehow alive, TMDWU"
I always hoped that cobes would eventually straighten himself. Quit drinking and drugging. Really focus on his magic or maybe his stand up but this looks like maybe the last year for cobes. It’s gotten so depressing that I can’t imagine very many people will stick around. His drinking is out of control, his hygiene abhorrent, and upon the next inspection or problem with his landlord he’s going to be homeless. He’s hovering inches above rock bottom and gives no fucks. Why should he? Daddy Clint has always bailed him out but I think Clint is nearing the end of what he can or will do for Josh. As a long time cobra fan I’m nearing the end of what I can tolerate. I’m tired of watching him kill himself but I’ll still hold out hope that he might actually get help and redeem himself until I hear about his bloated alcohol ridden corpse being discovered.
Its like watching a serial killers home movies…
I'll give Cobes credit, that's hardly the grossest thing he's ever cooked.
This is true. He's just getting shitfaced before he turns the camera on, as predicted. Copes's ego always makes him think his audience is as stupid as he is. Watch him claim to have been staying sober when next he figures out how to go live even though we've all seen him with multiple bottles and heard the clink of beer in the fridge. I also predict that he'll want credit for not being an alcoholic for saving the back wash in his pint of jack for cooking. If he were an alcoholic he would have scoured the inside of the bottle with his prehensile lips, toobz.
I'd love to see the "satanic" goatee shaved. This boy ain't got no dang chin!
