🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Skeeter Khomen-Getit]

He spills stuff on it all the time, but he also pours drinks directly on the chair on purpose.

Yes, to create more epic drink combos for the masses! Cobra's chair is just a notebook to record drink combos for future consumption.

 

[chimpSculpture]

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[The Southwest Strangla]

Literal ‘cartoon stink lines’ just coming off the dead dog chair. Wonder if the Grindr dates can smell the room from the door?

I wonder how far away you can smell his apartment from. You have to be able to smell something from the hallway at least

 

[CerealKilla420]

Why does Cobra smell so bad?

I get that the tactical soap probably smells horrible, but does he just not shower? Like why is the smell always the first thing that comes up?

 

[Bogliacci]

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With his fascination with farts and women farting, that probably isnt far from reality lmfao

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Why does Cobra smell so bad?

I get that the tactical soap probably smells horrible, but does he just not shower? Like why is the smell always the first thing that comes up?

He might be slightly, like 1% retarded. Barely noticeable

 

[Bixby Snyder]

A few pages back some experts psychoanalysed Cobes. Real ‘white lab coat’ nerds with clipboards, glasses, and shit. After a few tests they came back with the conclusion that he may have a slight learning disability.

It does kinda make sense

 

[DigitalSoryu]

Why does Cobra smell so bad?

I get that the tactical soap probably smells horrible, but does he just not shower? Like why is the smell always the first thing that comes up?

You can catch him wearing the same clothes for long periods of time. Also in a livestream awhile ago he said he put on his clothes without drying off, so I just imagine he sits in molding dirty clothes for weeks at a time.

 

[RollingRock]

Why does Cobra smell so bad?

I get that the tactical soap probably smells horrible, but does he just not shower? Like why is the smell always the first thing that comes up?

-Doesn't shower regularly
-Wears the same clothes for a week+
-Spills beer, ranch, and mayo on said clothes
-Passes out in said clothes
-Wanks in said clothes
-Doesn't wear underwear "freeballing"
-Doesn't brush teeth, full of cavities and plaque
-Smokes
-Catches leftovers in grease beard
-Greasy matted hair (what's left of it)
-Festering foot rash
Do you need more?

 

[chimpSculpture]

With his fascination with farts and women farting, that probably isnt far from reality lmfao

Honestly, if someone introduced the idea to him he might. He's probably never heard of it.

Not that it would do anything, but he would try it at least.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

You can catch him wearing the same clothes for long periods of time.

He is currently on Day 9 of his current shirt

 

[wyleanda]

He is currently on Day 9 of his current shirt

I still wonder what’s his longest day he’s had a shirt on besides the bitesize video of 29 day.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

I know Cobra has learning disabilities and is autistic, but do you guys think he is genuinely mentally retarded too?

Maybe he wasn't always, but between the drinking, spice, and paint fumes, I feel like his IQ has to be in the 65-75 range. Even more than autistic, when I watch Josh I see someone who is full-on mentally disabled.

 

[Potion_Time]

I know Cobra has learning disabilities and is autistic, but do you guys think he is genuinely mentally retarded too?

Maybe he wasn't always, but between the drinking, spice, and paint fumes, I feel like his IQ has to be in the 65-75 range. Even more than autistic, when I watch Josh I see someone who is full-on mentally disabled.

He's a grown man who wears a dog collar. Of course he's retarded.

 

[TurdFondler]

Maybe he wasn't always, but between the drinking, spice, and paint fumes, I feel like his IQ has to be in the 65-75 range.

He's got FAS, but he's not 75IQ or lower. Below 80 and you have trouble with hypotheticals. He's probably around like 85, but has learning disabilities and personality disorders plus arrested development. The alcohol is actively making him dumber.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I know Cobra has learning disabilities and is autistic, but do you guys think he is genuinely mentally retarded too?

100% and I can't see how anyone could think otherwise. Explosive temper, shockingly stupid even before the paint fumes took their toll, supposedly legitimately believed he was some degree of magic. Special Ed classes with an inability to connect or identify with his peers.

Cobes retardery seems to inexplicably be a source of disagreement in the Cobraverse, but I can't understand how anyone could think he's not a legitimate ree ree. Maybe it's not "officially Autism" in its medical definition, but homeboy is a certified sped well before his substance abuse worked its magic.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I know Cobra has learning disabilities and is autistic, but do you guys think he is genuinely mentally retarded too?

Maybe he wasn't always, but between the drinking, spice, and paint fumes, I feel like his IQ has to be in the 65-75 range. Even more than autistic, when I watch Josh I see someone who is full-on mentally disabled.

I say he’s on the fence. ID is 60 or below and I say he’s around 70-80. In other words, a genius in Wyoming lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes is clearly retarded with serious mental illness.

If Clint didn’t fuck up so badly and Cobes tried to be a normal person, chances are you would think he looks odd and something doesn’t seem ‘right’. He would make retarded mistakes at work, which the boss would see as funny or him just trying (if not fire him), while co-worker’s would tell stories of him wearing his boots backwards or how he came into work looking like a Smurf while trying to dye his hair. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cobes doesn’t do laundry because he doesn’t know how and is afraid to ask for help!

He‘d be known as retarded and incompetent and once he started talking — fucking crazy.

He would be the guy you talk too, may hangout with because you feel for him, but you don’t wanna work with or near. You definitely wouldn’t want to be in charge of either

 

[Clint's Burden]

I know Cobra has learning disabilities and is autistic, but do you guys think he is genuinely mentally retarded too?

He's always suffered with some degree of mental illness. He genuinely believes magic is real and he can control Wendy's ice machines and thunderstorms with his thoughts. It's not unheard of that people with autism share some delusional beliefs with people who are schizoaffective, so there's some wiggle room for debate there.

His intelligence is a little more interesting, because his early videos show that's capable of conceptualizing basic-to-intermediate things and verbally following through on thoughts in a linear way, even when he wasn't taking his medication. He'd still do some boneheaded things but he was capable of reason, understanding why he did it wrong and making some fair points. He wasn't winning any Nobel prizes but he was alright.

The monumental amount of substance abuse over the years has made him borderline mentally retarded. He's done this to himself, or the people who care for him have allowed it to happen.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]