🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Taint_fairy dijo:
Found this lil funny GG Allin/Cobes tribute vid https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bue0YvXEAq0
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New Walnut Grove edit:

Here's more 2013 archives and BCV summaries:
King Cobra 2013-04-08
A short 2 second video of Josh showing his teeth pulling a scary face


guitar playing 2013-04-09
Josh doesn't intro the song and just starts playing guitar | 5:00 no matter what race you are, music is the language of life | more guitar playing and doesn't do a video outro

New Video 2013-04-09
Josh does something on his phone | 2:16 Josh and Stephanie are back together! | 2:28 had a hard time finding a girlfriend in Casper after breaking up with Stephanie | 3:00 Josh talks about wanting to get a car and a license but sadly has to go to the bank tomorrow and take money out of his savings account to buy new shoes, shampoo and money for the bus because it's snowing | 3:38 loogey into a cup | 4:00 while Josh was taking a break from YouTube he was learning how to play the Halloween theme and Für Elise on the guitar | 5:13 Halloween on guitar and watches a video on how to play it | 15:00 Josh plays a video on how to play Für Elise and tries to play along | 17:10 he's getting it figured out, it takes time | 18:27 tries to play When September Ends by Green Day | 22:11 plays something and says it was a Beach Boys solo and talks about todays music and he hates it | 23:10 Eminem Dream on sampling | 23:50 one life to live, won't waste it on trolls. Using it as motivation to play guitar | 25:12 Josh says "I like women, I'm not a faggot" in reference to what trolls say about his voice | 26:14 Josh talks about swag kids, people who wear baggy pants and hate gay people | 27:00 Dani Filth scream | 27:43 opened his musical taste to Avril Lavine and she has an awesome voice | 28:00 cliché R&B/hip hop musicians talking about going to the club and drinking piss | 29:24 Josh is very creative but can't play the things in his head because of Asperger's | 30:00 fuck the trolls and talks about shooting his trolls with Colt King Cobra | 30:57 trolls said he would never get a job, apartment or a girlfriend. Josh is working on a new album next | 3:00 trying to find happiness in his life while Stephanie isn't there | 33:29 The Darkness Vampires love you | 35:40 September Ends by Greenday and learning it. Learning guitar so he can get ready to play gigs | 39:09 Josh was trying to open a can of pumpkin pie mix and it broke his can opener and ruined his video | 40:29 getting better at guitar, depression and laziness was holding him back | 41:52 Josh takes a break, comes back playing guitar even better to show the trolls | 42:21 Josh talks about deleting the pumpkin pie video | 43:54 plans for tomorrow and when he went to the store forgot to buy some essentials | 44:33 Josh has $60 in his savings account to spend tomorrow | 44:50 Josh's spiked collar broke because it was too old. He got it when he was in junior high | 46:00 some people hate when he shows off his creativity | 46:51 Josh cleaned his phone | 47:00 Josh's dad upgraded his phone and offered his iPhone 3 to Josh and he declined. He says he has an iPod touch, before that, he had an iPod nano | 47:40 Josh went to Mr. Money and couldn't get the guitar he wanted so he got a BC Rich, iPod Touch and a USB keyboard | 48:25 Josh's PS2 broke a few weeks ago but he had a backup | 48:56 lost one of his zippos | 49:00 Josh lives zippos because of his Asperger's but he loses them | 49:48 people judge him and say he's not an adult because of the way he looks. He has a job and an apartment even with Asperger's | 5:30 take it in, he has an apartment. circle | 51:00 passionate about making magic wands and shows off a sceptre he's working on combining a Rockstar can and a crystal | 52:30 Josh buys his crystals from the Asian gift store in the mall | 53:28 Josh shows off his bone handled wand | 54:39 Josh shows off an official Harry Potter Voldemort wand he has then talks about Harry Potter and music | 58:22 Josh was getting sick so he took the day off and says he gets roughly $500 - $568 every two pay checks from working at Wendy's, rent is $500 | 58:55 Josh plans on cutting back on on booze so he can buy more food | 59:34 plans on going to the bank, getting money then walking 40 minutes to the Walmart and Natural Grocers | 1:00:00 making an effort to eat healthy and is losing weight | 1:01:20 Josh wouldn't mind surviving on just peanut butter sandwiches | 1:01:39 loogey in his cup |

Todays music 2013-04-10
00:30 only has pipe tobacco until he gets paid, it will have to do | 2:00 dealing with trolls pretending to be his friends and he finds where they talk because he's not as stupid as they think | 2:55 Josh is staying strong and keeps making videos even with trolling | 3:50 dealing with criticism and learning to listen and change | 4:15 autism makes it hard to see the difference between people trying to help and trolls | 5:05 haha! lighter works | 5:54 flu starting to go | 7:18 Josh says at least he has a job | 10:10 Josh was staring at some cars while walking home after work and a woman thought he was up to no good | 13:30 Josh talks about music and bands that are big in the moment | 14:50 Josh hates cliché going to the club swag music | 15:30 swag started off in the 70s for homosexuals and says that sagging pants in prison means your available | 16:15 Josh shows off his belt and says he's not gay | 18:00 Josh shows off his Axe shampoo | 18:30 puts a wand in his vice clamp | 19:16 Josh starts playing his acoustic guitar and matching his voice to it | 21:00 singing and playing guitar | 26:00 Josh sings along to Tears don't fall - Bullet for my Valentine acoustic version | 31:00 shaves his face with his shaver |

Guitar video 2013-04-13
00:40 Josh went to the bar for a Guinness and came back to clean his apartment | 00:50 Josh's poster fell off and all his posters are crooked | 1:18 his BC rich warlock poster he made in school fell off | 1:50 his feet are blistering and needs to get new shoes. He can't go into to his savings because he's getting a car | 2:00 part of his autism is he's odd | 4:00 Josh shows off his pipe he got from Wallgreens for $28 | 6:00 a couple of months ago he got off SSI and got a letter saying he owes them money but got a text from his dad saying they are refunding the money, they made a mistake | 6:57 Josh tells the story of his first BC Rich Warlock - paper route in ND etc | 9:58 Josh hasn't been making that many videos on YouTube, he's been working on his job and playing guitar | 13:04 Josh's vampire fangs necklace broke when trying to untangle it from his skull necklace. His spiked collar also broke | 14:30 Josh walks over and gets his acoustic guitar and shows his USB keyboard | 15:28 Halloween theme on guitar | 16:49 plays riffs he knows and noodles on guitar | 27:34 Josh gets his electric guitar | 28:17 celebrities must get more trolls | 28:40 noodling on guitar, getting better at guitar etc |

New Video 2013-04-17
Josh's pipe broke so he re-stained it (painted it) green. It was a Gandalf pipe but it was in his bag and someone stepped on it and broke it | 1:17 Josh uses a hairband to cover the hole in the stem | 3:23 Josh paid $37 and wasn't going to bin it | 4:51 Josh is smoking Burley tobacco | Josh talks about his pipe and how he customised it | 15:38 Josh made a video of him walking through a graveyard when he first bought his pipe but deleted it | 18:29 Josh hates showing off stuff like this because his trolls call him stupid and retarded. Talks about trolls | 20:25 Vodka and red bull in a glass | 20:28 Josh hates not making videos because it hurts his fans. Josh doesn't see what people see in him | 21:55 Josh bought a small coffee table next to his futon that has an ashtray on it | 23:15 got the apartment to himself and then Kent moved in for a day. Turns out that his other friend Dustin needed a roommate so he moved in with him. Josh's apartment is too small | 24:40 Josh has a backlight plugged in and turns off his lights but you cant see anything | 27:49 Josh shows off his BC Rich Warlock poster that fell off the wall | 29:00 Josh messes with his BB gun | 30:28 Josh talks about Stephanie moving in and it being too fast | 31:38 Josh talks about ZRT and talks about people shitting on ZRT calling them retards | 32:46 Josh hopes Stephanie moves in with him when she finishes Job Corp | 33:22 it's 5:17am and he has work at 10:30 and thinks about getting a Beach Cruiser with a motor | 36:50 cutting back on cigarettes to save up for a car or a motorised bike | 37:19 Josh talks about driving up to see Stephanie and taking her out to a hotel but that would be expensive | 38:00 talks about Beach Cruisers and gas motors | 38:55 Josh used to have a scooter and got hit by a truck and almost died | 40:30 falling off his bike when it was snowing outside | 42:00 SSI refunding him and proud he's off SSI | 43:00 Josh talked about putting him in a group home for people with Asperger's but found his current apartment |

Update on my 5th CD 2013-04-19
Working on a song | 00:43 moved things around in his apartment and talks about his bike | 1:27 plays a song he's working on | 2:50 went to Walmart yesterday while he was on a split shift and bought some new boots | 3:09 Josh put the boots on and ripped his pants and had to get a new pair of pants | Plays some more of his song

New Video 2013-04-20
0:20 Josh says that he's going to sell his bike because he wants to get a new bike soon but also pay off his internet bill | 0:34 Josh shows off a stick he wants to make a new wand | 1:09 Stephanie calls Josh | 1:35 internet bill due and plans on selling his bike for $120 to pay his bill | 2:00 Josh talks about chicken with Stephanie | 3:41 moved some things around in his apartment | 4:30 tells Stephanie he loves her | 4:50 wants to get a beach cruiser with gas to make getting to work easier | 5:10 good chance he wont have internet for a while while he shaves | 5:50 charger is out of battery | 6:38 wants to sell his bike for $120 and his internet bill is due on the 26th | 7:10 Josh's fans miss him but he doesn't miss his trolls | 7:57 Josh changes his shirt and talks about being a perfectionist |

Guitar and Vocals 2013-04-23
0:12 guitar playing | 3:50 puts his heating on and back to guitar playing | 25:10 when Josh music career kicks off, he will refuse sex with women because he's with Stephanie | 27:50 Josh goes through his iTunes to play a song | 28:10 Josh needs a piss, gets up and curses at his bike because it's broken | 29:05 Josh farts and pisses | 31:50 smoking is bad for you but its ok if you eat healthy and work out | 33:20 Josh sings Nympethamine by Cradle of Filth | 39:20 guitar playing | 46:20 Papa Roach - Forever |

New Video 2013-04-23
Josh talks about reading the paper about the Boston Marathon bombings and doesn't believe that it was motivated by religion. People are blaming bad things on religion | 1:58 Josh got his internet paid off | 3:40 Josh talks about terrorism and bombings | 4:18 Josh was at Little Chicago and had a pizza and a Guinness | 4:35 Josh says they should pretend to do a bomb threat so people run faster | 5:16 Josh shows off his Ozzy app and plays a few sound bites of Ozzy | 13:26 Josh talks about the media, religion and covering terrorism | 14:33 plays one of the songs he's working on | 18:00 album will be for free |

Real Chi 2013-04-26
Josh makes a chi-ball with his hands for 29 seconds

Random video 2013-04-29
Josh ate a giant chocolate Easter bunny, tomato soup and oatmeal and had a few shots Canadian Potter's crown vodka and got the squirts. It's 5:46am | 00:38 Josh spoke shit about 1 Direction while taking a shit | 1:11 his long hair is impressive | 1:30 Josh's toilet is clogged again with toilet paper | 3:22 talks about Bobs Burgers | 5:20 Josh says he needs to stop bitching about bands he doesn't like | 6:33 Josh got oatmeal and tobacco ash on his pyjama bottoms | 7:00 says what he ate again | 7:52 talks about watching Pokémon and then they ruined it with spin offs | 8:00 one of Josh's favourite anime was Tenchi Muyo! | 8:57 Josh woke up to take a mad shit so he turned his light on | 9:20 Josh's hair looks like a cobra hood | 10:00 halfway through taking a shit he ran out of toilet paper but luckily had 2 rolls left | 11:30 Josh reads the comments and replies to a few trolls | 13:32 Josh reads a comment about people downloading an re-uploading his videos | 15:53 Josh says his ancestry is British | 20:00 got his rent paid |

Morning video 2013-04-30
0:44 Josh went to Charlies pizzeria with his Dad Clint and ended up arguing with him about smoking | 1:10 Josh blows smoke into the camera and says that his dad is a hypocrite because he used to chew | 2:26 less chemicals in pipe tobacco and smells better | 3:22 Josh took him to the DMV to get a pamphlet on driving. Josh's dad thinks he needs a license to ride a beach cruiser with a motor on it. Josh disagrees | 4:12 Josh googles if it's legal to drive or not | 5:00 it was going great time until he argued with him and his smoking. Josh's dad said "nice talking to you Josh" | 5:20 Josh is grateful for his dad and says that his dad made him his work bench. They disagree on some things |
 
Lesbian Sleepover dijo:
-getting involved with Josh.
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That's always a mixed bag, that.

A lot of very funny things have come as a consequence of Josh's naivety and other people involving themselves with Josh, like the Gothic Dee thing, the DTTS thing or the Snails thing. Sometimes involvement can produce something extraordinarily retarded and hilarious, like Josh refusing a perfectly good laptop because his trolls have convinced him it's part of a plot to frame him for the solicitation of child pornography.

It's not to say the outcome is always favorable like that, right. I'm sure there are mongoloids who call him or his father and scream the equivalent of "JULLLLAAAAAY" all the fuckin' live long day.
 
The King is, quite simply, un-fucking-watchable on his phone. The audio goes in and out and there's no advice he'll take that's not Pigney Neidt etc on his phone issue. Probably lint in the mic screen.

What I'm curious about is if someone genuinely sent him like a cheap Windows 10 laptop out of sincerity for better filming and documenting or if some cunt really sent him a "laptop full of CP"
 
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich dijo:
Games I'm starting to think that you personally sent him that laptop.
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If I did that, I'd just say I did it.

I was just a very big proponent of not hearing shit audio for another 6 months, since Clint didn't want to get him a new computer. Seems like Clint might have changed his mind on that, as I'm told, though who fuckin' really knows.
 
ManiacalChrisBenoit dijo:
I bet it's possible get cobes cleaned up enough to get a number from some tweaker chick in Casper. Mr Green should return and talk Cobes into getting a makeover.
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I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing. It seems his thought process on the way to impress chicks is to flex so for Josh this would mean talking about his guitar skills, imitations and jokes which are on a 5th grade level. Not exactly something attractive tweaker girls could put up with, but Stephanie being a regard eat that up. He got lucky with Stephanie, maybe if he did away with the facial hair, lost some weight, and got dentures, he could possibly land another girl on the spectrum.
 
Q_Anon1001 dijo:
I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing. It seems his thought process on the way to impress chicks is to flex so for Josh this would mean talking about his guitar skills, imitations and jokes which are on a 5th grade level. Not exactly something attractive tweaker girls could put up with, but Stephanie being a regard eat that up. He got lucky with Stephanie, maybe if he did away with the facial hair, lost some weight, and got dentures, he could possibly land another girl on the spectrum.
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Well he also got her when he wasn't as slow and angry as he is now. 2013 Josh is far more bearable and 'charming' then 2021 Josh.
 
Q_Anon1001 dijo:
I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing. It seems his thought process on the way to impress chicks is to flex so for Josh this would mean talking about his guitar skills, imitations and jokes which are on a 5th grade level. Not exactly something attractive tweaker girls could put up with, but Stephanie being a regard eat that up. He got lucky with Stephanie, maybe if he did away with the facial hair, lost some weight, and got dentures, he could possibly land another girl on the spectrum.
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I think him being a social regard is a good thing for women. You don’t want him as your kids’ father. Boglins shouldn’t spread their DNA
 
Frosty_Glass dijo:
I think him being a social regard is a good thing for women. You don’t want him as your kids’ father. Boglins shouldn’t spread their DNA
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This is my first actual post on the farms after lurking for so long because I agree so much. I hope Josh always stays in a dryspell. The last thing the world needs is more little boglims. Although honestly, kingcobra jr could be interesting. People like Josh always seem to be the mose fertile.
 
Q_Anon1001 dijo:
I think his biggest drawback is his retardation at socializing.
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That's his biggest drawback?

I kid. But suffice to say, Boggy won't be fucking any time soon. Even acknowledging his admittedly high sexual partner count for someone so physically unusual looking as he is, he's half rotted and retarded. In terms of a full on fake tooth installing, scraggly hair shaving, weight losing initiative, Cobes is what they in the automotive industry would deem "totaled". The amount of time, effort and money spend bringing him back to "not attractive" would be something he's too retarded and stubborn to adhere to.

He'll in all likelihood fuck again at some point in his life; crackwhores exist and King Bog always has access to some amount of money and/or alcohol to offer up. But I'd be genuinely shocked if he ever landed a girlfriend ever again. Stephanie has gone onto say he was a relatively terrible partner who would ignore her completely until he wanted to fuck, and in one of these latest jender relayshuns rants he himself openly admitted he only "missed Stephanie and regretted cheating on her dood" because of her willingness to fuck at a moments notice, not because he particularly liked her.
 
Lesbian Sleepover dijo:
The King is, quite simply, un-fucking-watchable on his phone. The audio goes in and out and there's no advice he'll take that's not Pigney Neidt etc on his phone issue. Probably lint in the mic screen.

What I'm curious about is if someone genuinely sent him like a cheap Windows 10 laptop out of sincerity for better filming and documenting or if some cunt really sent him a "laptop full of CP"
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I've really been thinking about sending a few of those mini microphones people use on TikTok to his PO box just to fix his audio issues with his phone. I think his mic has lint, grease, doritos, and all kinds of gunk stuffed in there.
 
Genetic Mt. Dew dijo:
I've really been thinking about sending a few of those mini microphones people use on TikTok to his PO box just to fix his audio issues with his phone. I think his mic has lint, grease, doritos, and all kinds of gunk stuffed in there.
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I think someone tried that 4-5 months ago but he just couldn't figure it out, citing "It's not compatible." That could very well be true but it's also worth considering that Josh's brain is incompatible with any form of technology, simple or otherwise. He has to have people walk him through simple processes.

If you DO send him a small directional clip-on microphone, please be sure to attach these instructions so that things go smoothly.


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On another note, I guess Ellen's said she's filed a protective order against Josh because of him and his weens. Not very surprised by that.

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I'll try to call Natrona County courts and police today to see if I can confirm if this filing has been made or not. I doubt it has but I'll confirm anyway.

Update: Nothing has been filed, according to a very nice lady at Natrona County courts.
 
ShiningBrightly dijo:
someone should really send him an adapter or something so he can plug a mic into his phone. he has a headset w/ a mic still don't he?? god these phone streams are literally unwatchable and i miss my dose of regarded reality
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he’ll find any reason not to use stuff like that out of laziness. he just doesn’t give a shit. it would get thrown in a closet or traded for smokes, guaranteed.
 
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