🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I think the smoking is keeping him thin. He eats complete garbage but we dont reallly know how often he eats. It could very well be liquor & smokes for breakfast and lunch and then pizza hut or a cobes culinary masterpiece for dinner.
 
Maybe he's got a tapeworm?
considering how short of times I've seen him put meat on the stove before eating it, this is actually a valid theory
waiting for the day josh gets off of his couch and we see lil wiggle worms in the center
 
Shout out to bitesize for throwing some really obscure lore in the Chris video. The guy shouting 9gag army was insufferable lol.

Shout out to cobes for continuing to yell about trannys despite getting demoniterization for it.

And finally shout out Clint for giving Josh a lathe safety course and informing him via Facebook so someone could post it on his subreddit. No idea why they insist on censoring the names even though everyone knows who it is.
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I can't believe he didn't fire that thing up right away after that message. With the way he rebels against any advice he's given I was sure he'd be missing a finger or two by now

We're talking about Reddit mods. They're fucking bottom of the barrel.
Even for reddit the power they think they have amazes me. Just a group filled with gimps, pedos and freaks
 
Yeah his weight is due to his pizza splurges and the fact he often combines all of his groceries into huge disgusting mega-meals that don't last. If it wasn't for Homedad checking in on his grocery situation and paypig donations, he'd likely go days without eating.

I think a lot of it is he stays buzzed 24/7, or as close to it as possible, that the days he does go without food don't bother him quite as much.
 
every time he orders taco bell they seem to fuck up the order (yet he still keeps buying their food lmao) is it normal for them to leave out items as often as they do to Cobes? this always cracks me up
For some reason nationally, Taco Bell has been hit by the Idiocracy french fry and burrito toppings shortage. Taco bells in my major city area are only open until 8 or 9 p.m. on most days. Sometimes people order something and only have two menus available. I'm sure it's a supplier or supply chain related issues. I'm not sure where the guy who smells really good and is awesome with lathes gets his delivery from, like doordash or ubereats etc, but my assumption would be that he's not paying attention to his order after he submits it. My experience with another app is there can be two-way conversation so perhaps he's missing instant messages and or direct text messages.
 
Very different to hear homedad Clint's words about Kobes than read them
 
Yeah it’s a bit eerie. I saw some people on the Reddit post are saying they dislike seizure? You guys know what that’s all about? Is he in too deep with Courtney and gang?
Oprah really gave Seizure a hard time at the very beginning when he started his podcast for getting so much wrong. Oprah is a major asshole so this should be no surprise, but Seizure took it all pretty well and ever since there has been a small faction on the reddit that don't appreciate what he does for some reason. As far as I know he does not have contact with Courtney or her digi-tard family, he mostly runs with Bite Size, Games, and a few other seemingly "normal" Cobra creators.

Super nice guy. I've emailed with him a little bit when I submitted art to his contest.
 
Oprah really gave Seizure a hard time at the very beginning when he started his podcast for getting so much wrong. Oprah is a major asshole so this should be no surprise, but Seizure took it all pretty well and ever since there has been a small faction on the reddit that don't appreciate what he does for some reason. As far as I know he does not have contact with Courtney or her digi-tard family, he mostly runs with Bite Size, Games, and a few other seemingly "normal" Cobra creators.

Super nice guy. I've emailed with him a little bit when I submitted art to his contest.
Why is Oprah such a butthurt asshole about everything? Is it the one arm factor?
 
the video has the links to the actual posts too and they’re really fun to read through. He drops some good stuff like Josh almost being evicted twice for letting homeless people sleep over.

Here ya go

I assume Oprah hates everyone. Danknet said that Oprah stopped helping him with his video once Danknet was able to find the podcast video of Josh v KingKobra. At the time of his making it, the video was really hard to find. He kind of lucked into it as a random Genova fan had it unlisted and shared it with danknet or something. That was all it took for Danknet to be shunned.

There’s also some weirdness with Snails and that group, but no one wants to admit what exactly happened so it’s all rumors as far as I know.
 
There’s also some weirdness with Snails and that group, but no one wants to admit what exactly happened so it’s all rumors as far as I know.
I have no evidence for this, it's just my assumption from watching Josh's videos around that time. But I'm pretty sure it was Snails who sent one of the sex dolls. And I'm pretty sure he and his crew did something to it before sending it. Josh mentions that there is something wrong with the fingers, like it came with a few cut off. Seriously some serial killer kind of shit, but I think they did it to make Josh seem worse?
Also, if it was sent by Snails with it's fingers visibly cut off, what else did they do to it? Could you imagine sticking your dick inside anything that was tampered with by a troll? Josh does.
I don't know anything, and this is all just speculation. In the videos around the sex dolls are super fucking weird and it's a bit hard to parse it all out.
 
I have no evidence for this, it's just my assumption from watching Josh's videos around that time. But I'm pretty sure it was Snails who sent one of the sex dolls. And I'm pretty sure he and his crew did something to it before sending it. Josh mentions that there is something wrong with the fingers, like it came with a few cut off. Seriously some serial killer kind of shit, but I think they did it to make Josh seem worse?
Also, if it was sent by Snails with it's fingers visibly cut off, what else did they do to it? Could you imagine sticking your dick inside anything that was tampered with by a troll? Josh does.
I don't know anything, and this is all just speculation. In the videos around the sex dolls are super fucking weird and it's a bit hard to parse it all out.
not snails but one of the other IC people

they did something to the doll for sure no idea what though

oprah has to be the weirdest of the entire cobra metaverse, museum is probably the most disgusting, but oprah is by far the most strange, and is hyper protective of josh

oprah likes to think he keeps things from leaking out but he is mostly just being played by the likes of bitesize and republican/lenin
 
Yeah it’s a bit eerie. I saw some people on the Reddit post are saying they dislike seizure? You guys know what that’s all about? Is he in too deep with Courtney and gang?
Seizure Quote from Reddit addressing the hate he has gotten from the vocal minority. He's mentioned elsewhere before that once he started the podcast,it was received positively and a few of the notable figures got in contact with him. I suspect Oprah wanted or at least hinted to Seizure that he wanted to be a co-host or a guest in the podcast, and Seizure basically left him on read which lead to Oprah changing his tune real fast. Seizure5000.png Seizure5000_2.png
 
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