🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SnusBurns dijo:
I would have to look, but I'm pretty sure it happened around mid July. Josh was out of lighters so he started going out with a torch and then that happened.
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It's possible he burned it more than once, I remember him using the blow torch and it being mentioned he burned his hat more recently. It's really surprising that he hasn't done more damage than a singed with that blow torch
 
Thomas Highway dijo:
The staff not selling really upset him.
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Though the huge price tag should have made that obvious, I was pretty much convinced the Pigs woulda bought it before the week was out. Once they bought his old used undies, I figured anything he flung up would have been grabbed by these degenerates.

I'm glad there's finally a bottom floor that's too much for some people.
 
Ellesse_warrior dijo:
It's possible he burned it more than once, I remember him using the blow torch and it being mentioned he burned his hat more recently. It's really surprising that he hasn't done more damage than a singed with that blow torch
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Lolcows are like cockroaches. They'll survive enough to keep giving content.

Also, if he had 75 dollars wouldn't that be enough to cover his electric bill? I guess it must have been 85 or something.
 
Thomas Highway dijo:
I admit, I did not watch last night's stream long enough to see the Inner Demon emerge and the begging.

Dark Lord seems to have returned to his previous state of dire financial straits. There's not enough people willing to buy those goofy sticks to sustain 60 dollar food deliveries. Of course, that did not stop the Pizza Time video today. Dark Lord can't stop. Dark Lord won't stop.

The staff not selling really upset him.
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All he's gonna do with the money piss it away literally from drinking it or feeding the Casper troglodytes. Even if he sold the stick why won't he just get a hooker with the funds at this point in his life either he pays or accepts that he is cursed with a neverending dry spell
 
Hambubger dijo:
All he's gonna do with the money piss it away literally from drinking it or feeding the Casper troglodytes. Even if he sold the stick why won't he just get a hooker with the funds at this point in his life either he pays or accepts that he is cursed with a neverending dry spell
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Dark Lord will probably never have sex again.

Unless Warlord is involved.
 
I imagine this is the face Josh makes when he wakes up every day and see's his staff isn't selling:

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Terrorist dijo:
But is Cobes really a lolcow though? He can stop drinking whenever he wants, doesn’t even care about his dry spell, and is against all forms of rape.
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He's also got mad respect for women even if they don't respect him, he's a civil rights activist, responsible gun owner, he's something much more powerful than a wizard, got huge muscles and tells it like it is. That's what's up, toobz.
 
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich dijo:
He's also got mad respect for women even if they don't respect him, he's a civil rights activist, responsible gun owner, he's something much more powerful than a wizard, got huge muscles and tells it like it is. That's what's up, toobz.
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He has been turned down by every of age female crush he has had since middle school. Yet still respects women, and totally doesn't stare at them with his wonky eye. Plus he has all those fan girls toobz.
 
Kat The TanTen10 dijo:
He has been turned down by every of age female crush he has had since middle school. Yet still respects women, and totally doesn't stare at them with his wonky eye. Plus he has all those fan girls toobz.
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Yeah, but all of those girls who turned him down in high school regret it and say "wow I wish I didn't turn down Saunders in high school he's a Youtube celebrity"
 
I’m a sexy, attractive, gothic, bad boy, musician, with big muscles, a big penis, I’m a YouTube celebrity. I play guitar, quite well, I sing amazingly, I cook, I make videos…that people seem to like. So why the fuck is it so hard for me to get a god damn girlfriend? Like seriously, uh…I’m not tryin’ to bitch. I’m not tryin’ to throw a pity-party, I’m I’m just sayin like what the fuck?
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Kat The TanTen10 dijo:
He has been turned down by every of age female crush he has had since middle school. Yet still respects women, and totally doesn't stare at them with his wonky eye. Plus he has all those fan girls toobz.
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That's a really strange dynamic to his ego because some weird women have genuinely sent him pictures of their tits and shit, so he thinks tons of women like him. It must frustrate him to some degree that the mentally ill women who send him tit pictures coincidentally don't ever pursue courtship. Then there's the mountain of troll accounts pretending to be women, who he'll get on Facebook Video Chat with and just whip his pecker out to.
 
You guys just don't get it... the thing is, there's TONS of girls wanting to fuck him. Do you know how intimidating it would be to be with someone of that celebrity status though?
 
New Kate Winslet edit:

New Spooky tuning edits:

A King Cobra themed haunted house would be MDWU
 
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