🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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museum privilege dijo:
His Dad has a rather diminished mental age. Was a single father, Alex’s mother passed away. Lower socio, mental health problems, domestic abuse; normally a symptom of each other.

No doubt the learned behaviour of domestic abuse came from somewhere.
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I was lead to believe Alex didn’t necessarily learn it, so much as his neurological issues cause him to black out into aggressive episodes. I’m sure the two aren’t unrelated though.
 
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Had a good laugh at this, this morning.

Also spotted this on Google images.

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dragoart.com

How To Draw A King Cobra, Step by Step, Drawing Guide, by Dawn

Snakes, snakes, and more snakes. I just can’t seem to get enough of snakes when it comes to art and making tutorials. I know I have a good amount of
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A kids website, Josh? Really? lol
 
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Everything Beagle dijo:
Who is this vegan teacher he keeps freaking out about?
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A YouTuber. I think one of the incel rant reaction channels (the Australian ones?) did a response video to this Vegan Teacher once, and Jord has been low-key obsessed with it ever since.

Some diehards might remember that, in the video where he sings to his toilet while shitting, he starts saying nonsense about Vegan Teacher.

Josh is pretty easy to figure out with regards to his “responce” videos. If he’s mad about something, it’s probably because Terrance Pop, Sydney Watson or the Aussie incel bro talked about it.
 
Games dijo:
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Had a good laugh at this, this morning.

Also spotted this on Google images.

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dragoart.com

How To Draw A King Cobra, Step by Step, Drawing Guide, by Dawn

Snakes, snakes, and more snakes. I just can’t seem to get enough of snakes when it comes to art and making tutorials. I know I have a good amount of
dragoart.com dragoart.com

A kids website, Josh? Really? lol
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Christ this guy. I honestly can't tell if he's that stupid or just lazy. I don't know if trolls reported his teespring or he was busted by some automated bot system. At this point, it's only a matter of time before trolls jump on this one.

The worst part is, the Cobra community is so full of artists he could probably get someone to do it for free and it would look a million times better.
 
Dick Pooman dijo:
To Josh's credit, that Cobra image does show up on the list of free clipart that Bonfire provides for t-shirt design, just like he said.

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Glad you found this. I've used some form of photoshop for over 15 years and I know when I saw that latest shirt that there was no way in hell Josh learned how to remove the background from an image, and change the color to match the text.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Guitar shredding straight away. Spilled his alcohol but not going to freak out. Going to have one more drink after this because he spilled this one. Not an alcoholic though. Guitar shredding. Shills Bonfire.
4:14:
Talks about his new female empowerment shirt. Guitar shredding. Trolls haven't stopped him from going live. He goes live when he wants to. Won't be going live as often. Starts an Isayic Butterfield video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is racist.
8:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Apologises for calling the vegan teacher a cannuck. Talking about periods and the vegan booty's period blood protest. Vegans killing animals by eating their food and killing themselves from malnutrition.
10:43:
Drops his Guitar and yells at it in Australian. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
13:20:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Apologises for using the word cannuck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. White enwords. Back to the video.
15:23:
Holocaust rant. People with autism and adhd were killed in the Holocaust. Hitler had a micro deformed penis and only one testicle. Jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes likes vegetables in his burgers and tacos.
18:23:
Talks about his burrito fro his food review. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan not like these broccoli bitches.
22:16:
Making fun of vegan teacher playing ukulele outside McDonald's. Vegans are more murderers than meat eaters because the eat the animals food and kill themselves from malnutrition. Back to the video.
24:20:
Kobes would fuck the vegan teacher if he was into senior citizens and was driving enough. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Justin Bieber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gordon Ramsay is Kobes' cooking inspiration. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
27:00:
You can eat meat and care about animals. Kobes buys cage free eggs, boglim animal rights activist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Eating animals food is murder.
30:40:
Kobes supports veganism. Scenario of eating a burger and getting confronted by a vegan activist. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Not an alcoholic. Taking a break from YouTube by not streaming as much. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
33:07:
The song Stan scares him about being a celebrity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. He's ignoring his phone to own the trolls. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. He would make this recipe for a cute of age lady he was trying to impress. Back to the video.
37:47:
Imagination argument with Vegans. Kobes doesn't like salad. No one is surprised. Imagination scenario of getting attacked by a vegan. Back to the video.
40:10:
Pewdiepie is so famous he was on South Park. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher isn't valid because she didn't grow up vegan. Poot. Bloody to medium rare steak is how Kobes takes his steak. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. Moar Alcohol.
44:02:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher wouldn't know what to do if she had as much money as Mr. Beast. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan booty and vegan teacher are cunts. Slaughterhouses are nit always the best place. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
47:09:
Kobes likes pizza. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a carrot eating cunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes ate vegan food sent to him by fans so proof he doesn't hate Vegans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a feminazi. Gender relations. Ovary overlords.
53:20:
Back to the Holocaust. It would be a different story if Hitler ate the Jews. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Does his Shon laugh.
54:47:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Thinks export is not a word and calls himself a retard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
58:27:
Guitar shredding. Bragging about his guitar to own the vegan teacher. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Yelling at the vegan teacher.
1:00:47:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
1:02:01:
Yelling at the vegan teacher. Says her pussy would get moist for him. Restream is supporting his content. Rant about people stealing his content. The only mither he fucks is the mother of his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:04:30:
Angry hat put on. Trying not to lose his shit over the vegan teacher making comments about 9/11. Kobes trying to find his happy place.
1:06:43:
This passes him off more than him spilling his beer. Vegan teacher rant. Went to his po box, went to Walmart and git supplies to finish the re-order wands. Talks about his cigarettes.
1:09:25:
Wand in pocket. Anti rape shirt. Walks away and returns Yelling about 9/11. Moar alcohol. Nit letting the trolls or the vegan teacher piss him off.
1:11:10:
Smoke break. Mumbling vegan teacher is a cunt as he leaves.
1:17:02:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Fuck the trolls telling him to kill himself and fuck suicide. Back to the video. Vegan teacher said the enword. Back to the video.
1:19:36:
You shouldn't give words power but you should be sensitive about using words. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations history lesson. Back to the video.
1:22:22:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes mad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Sharon Osborne is accused of being racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Words create hate.
1:25:12:
People call Kobes an aspie or sperg to male fun of his autism. He's checking his autistic privilege. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:27:20:
Vegan teacher rant. Last beer for the stream. Shills his merch. Back to the video. Ignore the vegan teacher and the trolls just like Kobes does. He deleted his drunk meltdown video because he didn't like the way he looked but the trolls saved it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports black youtubers and has black friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:32:38:
Beer piss.
1:34:17:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Guitar shredding.
1:37:31:
Not an alcoholic. Shills his merch. Vegan teacher should try pulling this crap in Compton. Unexpected sneeze. She is worse than his drunk meltdown stream. Trolls can't stop him from streaming. Blocks someone from chat. Can crush for the fans
Start:
Lists off his Taco Bell order.
1:27:
Yukbang. He's so drunk, he's spilling the tacos and fisting them into his mouth. Lettuce all over his beard.
8:00:
Too drunk to say his order. Back to Yukbang.
11:13:
The stream dropped and he didn't notice. Continues with Yukbang. Tacos have him feeling special. Doesn't care if he fails his challenge.
15:00:
Counts his tacos. He's full. Unexpected sneeze. Says they left him short. Saving the rest for breakfast. His eyes are closed while he's talking. Says this is the last time he's ordering from door dash. Gnome saying YouTube.
20:01:
Says he would have finished the order if they hadn't left him short. He's trying to do math. Thinks Taco Bell ran out of tacos.
22:54:
Checks chat is still moving very intensely. Still talking about being left short. Never ordering door dash again.
26:35:
Says door dash left him short mayonnaise on his McDonald's order and gave him extra honey. Puts the bag in the kitchen. Cleans up tge tacos entrails. Still complaining about his order. Taco Bell #notasponsor
29:20:
Going to have a beer to celebrate and save half for tomorrow. Complaining about his order. Talking to himself about his money situation. Back to Complaining about his order. Door dash should be for emergency only.
33:35:
He's not going to rate the door dash person. Falling asleep. Complaining about his order. Kobes gets to sleep like a sleepy demon when he passes out that's why he doesn't complain about being single.
36:25:
Lost his cigarettes. Gets his drinks to make a combination changes his mind and ends the stream
Short video. Outside filming a field with lots of crows in it. He twirled his moustache. Kobes likes crows. He scares them off.
 
Here's Kobes' latest streams:
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Start:
Guitar shredding straight away. Spilled his alcohol but not going to freak out. Going to have one more drink after this because he spilled this one. Not an alcoholic though. Guitar shredding. Shills Bonfire.
4:14:
Talks about his new female empowerment shirt. Guitar shredding. Trolls haven't stopped him from going live. He goes live when he wants to. Won't be going live as often. Starts an Isayic Butterfield video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is racist.
8:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Apologises for calling the vegan teacher a cannuck. Talking about periods and the vegan booty's period blood protest. Vegans killing animals by eating their food and killing themselves from malnutrition.
10:43:
Drops his Guitar and yells at it in Australian. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
13:20:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Apologises for using the word cannuck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. White enwords. Back to the video.
15:23:
Holocaust rant. People with autism and adhd were killed in the Holocaust. Hitler had a micro deformed penis and only one testicle. Jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes likes vegetables in his burgers and tacos.
18:23:
Talks about his burrito fro his food review. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan not like these broccoli bitches.
22:16:
Making fun of vegan teacher playing ukulele outside McDonald's. Vegans are more murderers than meat eaters because the eat the animals food and kill themselves from malnutrition. Back to the video.
24:20:
Kobes would fuck the vegan teacher if he was into senior citizens and was driving enough. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Justin Bieber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gordon Ramsay is Kobes' cooking inspiration. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
27:00:
You can eat meat and care about animals. Kobes buys cage free eggs, boglim animal rights activist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Eating animals food is murder.
30:40:
Kobes supports veganism. Scenario of eating a burger and getting confronted by a vegan activist. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Not an alcoholic. Taking a break from YouTube by not streaming as much. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
33:07:
The song Stan scares him about being a celebrity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. He's ignoring his phone to own the trolls. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. He would make this recipe for a cute of age lady he was trying to impress. Back to the video.
37:47:
Imagination argument with Vegans. Kobes doesn't like salad. No one is surprised. Imagination scenario of getting attacked by a vegan. Back to the video.
40:10:
Pewdiepie is so famous he was on South Park. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher isn't valid because she didn't grow up vegan. Poot. Bloody to medium rare steak is how Kobes takes his steak. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. Moar Alcohol.
44:02:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher wouldn't know what to do if she had as much money as Mr. Beast. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan booty and vegan teacher are cunts. Slaughterhouses are nit always the best place. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
47:09:
Kobes likes pizza. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a carrot eating cunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes ate vegan food sent to him by fans so proof he doesn't hate Vegans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a feminazi. Gender relations. Ovary overlords.
53:20:
Back to the Holocaust. It would be a different story if Hitler ate the Jews. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Does his Shon laugh.
54:47:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Thinks export is not a word and calls himself a retard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
58:27:
Guitar shredding. Bragging about his guitar to own the vegan teacher. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Yelling at the vegan teacher.
1:00:47:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
1:02:01:
Yelling at the vegan teacher. Says her pussy would get moist for him. Restream is supporting his content. Rant about people stealing his content. The only mither he fucks is the mother of his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:04:30:
Angry hat put on. Trying not to lose his shit over the vegan teacher making comments about 9/11. Kobes trying to find his happy place.
1:06:43:
This passes him off more than him spilling his beer. Vegan teacher rant. Went to his po box, went to Walmart and git supplies to finish the re-order wands. Talks about his cigarettes.
1:09:25:
Wand in pocket. Anti rape shirt. Walks away and returns Yelling about 9/11. Moar alcohol. Nit letting the trolls or the vegan teacher piss him off.
1:11:10:
Smoke break. Mumbling vegan teacher is a cunt as he leaves.
1:17:02:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Fuck the trolls telling him to kill himself and fuck suicide. Back to the video. Vegan teacher said the enword. Back to the video.
1:19:36:
You shouldn't give words power but you should be sensitive about using words. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations history lesson. Back to the video.
1:22:22:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes mad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Sharon Osborne is accused of being racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Words create hate.
1:25:12:
People call Kobes an aspie or sperg to male fun of his autism. He's checking his autistic privilege. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:27:20:
Vegan teacher rant. Last beer for the stream. Shills his merch. Back to the video. Ignore the vegan teacher and the trolls just like Kobes does. He deleted his drunk meltdown video because he didn't like the way he looked but the trolls saved it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports black youtubers and has black friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:32:38:
Beer piss.
1:34:17:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Guitar shredding.
1:37:31:
Not an alcoholic. Shills his merch. Vegan teacher should try pulling this crap in Compton. Unexpected sneeze. She is worse than his drunk meltdown stream. Trolls can't stop him from streaming. Blocks someone from chat. Can crush for the fans
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Start:
Lists off his Taco Bell order.
1:27:
Yukbang. He's so drunk, he's spilling the tacos and fisting them into his mouth. Lettuce all over his beard.
8:00:
Too drunk to say his order. Back to Yukbang.
11:13:
The stream dropped and he didn't notice. Continues with Yukbang. Tacos have him feeling special. Doesn't care if he fails his challenge.
15:00:
Counts his tacos. He's full. Unexpected sneeze. Says they left him short. Saving the rest for breakfast. His eyes are closed while he's talking. Says this is the last time he's ordering from door dash. Gnome saying YouTube.
20:01:
Says he would have finished the order if they hadn't left him short. He's trying to do math. Thinks Taco Bell ran out of tacos.
22:54:
Checks chat is still moving very intensely. Still talking about being left short. Never ordering door dash again.
26:35:
Says door dash left him short mayonnaise on his McDonald's order and gave him extra honey. Puts the bag in the kitchen. Cleans up tge tacos entrails. Still complaining about his order. Taco Bell #notasponsor
29:20:
Going to have a beer to celebrate and save half for tomorrow. Complaining about his order. Talking to himself about his money situation. Back to Complaining about his order. Door dash should be for emergency only.
33:35:
He's not going to rate the door dash person. Falling asleep. Complaining about his order. Kobes gets to sleep like a sleepy demon when he passes out that's why he doesn't complain about being single.
36:25:
Lost his cigarettes. Gets his drinks to make a combination changes his mind and ends the stream
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Short video. Outside filming a field with lots of crows in it. He twirled his moustache. Kobes likes crows. He scares them off.
 
"I like crows."

God damn, he sounds so childishly innocent that for a split second I forget about all of the shit he's done.
 
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