🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Aw!! I thought he already finished the bottle!

Also, has he gone on a gender relation rant yet?

YES!!! HERE WE GO!! TALK ABOUT THE GENDERS COBES!!

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

'Stop thinking with your dick, and start thinking with your eyes, your ears, and your thoughts'​

-KingCobraJFS​

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A lot of these people who were molested as kids, they grow up to be -hic- become mentally challenged adults.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Soooo, he wanted to be graped by one of his teachers? I wonder if any of them were even hot.

 

[Boner Pill]

Innocent kid shit. I'm dying rn. Better not be fantasizing about cumming on retarded girls boy.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

COBRA! NEXT SUBJECT FFS YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes just told a story about going into the woods with a special ed girl and her showing him her tits and beating off. I don't believe it at all it sounds like all his other made up stories.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Lol.

"Banging the Menthol Cigarettes."

Never thought that'd be a thing!

Edit: How much Vodka is this? The bottle looked like a 5th.

 

[cgk qqq]

Cobes just told a story about going into the woods with a special ed girl and her showing him her tits and beating off. I don't believe it at all it sounds like all his other made up stories.

heres the story
-he was in the woods with a friend and a special ed girl
-he asked to see her boobs
-he "touched her boobs - consensually" (his words)
-he leans in for a kiss, she rejects him
-he proceeds to jack off allegedly with her encouragement (she said "lets see that white goo")
youtube-dl dosnt work on clips so i cant archive the clip but it happens around 6:20:00 in the stream

 

[shimmershake]

How much Vodka is this? The bottle looked like a 5th.

Yeah think he mentioned 750ml a few times

 

[Vibe_Guy]

"Living is just a slow way of committing suicide."

-Cobes 2023

 

[BoglimArchives]

A lot of these people who were molested as kids, they grow up to be -hic- become mentally challenged adults.

He's talking about Alex. Alex was molested when he was a kid and his dad beat the fucking brakes off him. It's why he is the way he is, it's a pretty sad tale actually.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

heres the story
-he was in the woods with a friend and a special ed girl
-he asked to see her boobs
-he "touched her boobs - consensually" (his words)
-he proceeds to jack off allegedly with her encouragement (she said "lets see that white goo")
youtube-dl dosnt work on clips so i cant archive the clip but it happens around 6:20:00 in the stream

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx7udngcM86Gm_3aoff0dinwpTQcQyX-Yx hows this?
EDIT: welp they deleted it never fucking mind

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Yeah think he mentioned 750ml a few times

Why thank you, sir/madame! Enjoy the trashfire with me!!

Lol, he likes his third cousin that has his catfish lips. Dear christ what a fucking shit show!! Lmao!!!!

 

[bonified retard]

Why thank you, sir/madame! Enjoy the trashfire with me!!

Lol, he likes his third cousin that has his catfish lips. Dear christ what a fucking shit show!! Lmao!!!!

"There's no definitive proof she's my third cousin. I'm not gonna name names."

 

[DrNow]

I wonder what scope cobes would have to look ‘looksmax’, like if he started eating well, drinking a lot less and was wrangled into self improvement.

I watched some of the gothic king cobra documentary last night. One of the comments said the part where he’s hanging with that bum outside the liquor store was like watching him meet the ghost of Christmas future.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

"There's no definitive proof she's my third cousin. I'm not gonna name names."

Lol, thanks for making me choke on my spit! I've been losing my shit listening to this idiot explain MTF surgery, and then I saw that and almost died!!!

Fuck, this dumbass is so lost!

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.

Then later he says rejection is half the fun of dating (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.
kingcobraunhingedpedorant.mp4
Then later he says rejection is half the fun of relationships (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...
kingcobranoishalfthefun.mp4

"Wasn't like she was so retarded that she drooled on herself, you take what you can get"

 

[fake farts]

He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.
kingcobraunhingedpedorant.mp4
Then later he says rejection is half the fun of relationships (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...
kingcobranoishalfthefun.mp4

To be fair to the "was she hot?" rant, he was talking about how people react to female pedos versus male ones, in his typical strange boglim way. There's no defending what came after that though. Or his "cute little mosquito bites" remark about girls developing breasts.