🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There is something so endearing about cobes' dummy and his clock tower obsession. Just two random things that are so unlike the character he tries to portray. Also as a side question: WHO are the delray misfits?? Like, are they lolcows? Are they trolls? What do they have to do with Cobra? I am so confused lol

Upon furhter inspection it seems they are roided out typical American white trash. Within the first five minute of content I watched two of them said some vile racist shit about eradicating all the black people from the earth and they've mentioned fucking "trannies" a minimum of five times. Being edgy is funny sometimes but seeing these low iq, smoothbrained ape men with grotesque bulging 'roid guts genuinely believing they are a superior race makes me lol for a different reason.
 
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0:30 Josh made a bear on customize girl just for halloween https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4532076/Funny+V+day+bear but doesn't think anyone will actually buy it |
5:49 Josh gets Shon and does a Shon and Saunders skit about valentines day and does gender relations with Shon |
13:34 Shon does cartoon voices from Family Guy |
16:30 better not go live today text from a troll |
22:20 Josh cleans Shon's hands with dishwasher soap |
30:37 cowboy joke |
36:00 Josh does a rap battle with Shon |
43:50 Shon raps |
46:20 please donate on PayPal |
52:55 monetisation turned off and checked the subreddit and they were mad he didn't freak out |
54:55 he will get an of-age girlfriend eventually |
1:02:30 scratches his back with his wand |
1:06:13 Josh may record himself playing GTA5 online |
1:19:10 will make wands eventually

2:24:21 Josh gets a message from YouTube saying that he has not been approved for monetisation on his channel and is pissed |
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 dijo:
There is something so endearing about cobes' dummy and his clock tower obsession. Just two random things that are so unlike the character he tries to portray. Also as a side question: WHO are the delray misfits?? Like, are they lolcows? Are they trolls? What do they have to do with Cobra? I am so confused lol

Upon furhter inspection it seems they are roided out typical American white trash. Within the first five minute of content I watched two of them said some vile racist shit about eradicating all the black people from the earth and they've mentioned fucking "trannies" a minimum of five times. Being edgy is funny sometimes but seeing these low iq, smoothbrained ape men with grotesque bulging 'roid guts genuinely believing they are a superior race makes me lol for a different reason.
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For me the two main characters of the delray misfits would be Big Lenny (a massive man who has a rock hard gut like a turtle shell that has essentially turned his skin color black from muscle drug over use and loves fucking trannies) and Jason Genova ( https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jason-genova.25747/ ). The rest of the group are just normal gym people that have befriended them. They are great lolcows. Similar to cobes in that they aren't bad people at all they are just fucking weird as shit and upload lots of videos of themselves. I don't follow them very closely anymore, besides Jason, but there are so many hilarious clips of them on youtube. I don't understand what the other guy means that they are "trying to muscle their way into the cobraverse" the only crossover I've ever seen was
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Crossover with the Delray Misfits

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DHFqT8ajVug:312
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He's turned his comments and likes/dislikes off now. Dislike gang getting to him now TWU
1:10 Josh gives a shoutout to Boogie2988 and talks about his latest video about Gina Corano being fired from working on the Mandalorian for tweets |
4:11 Josh may get the Monster Energy logo tattooed on his arm | 6:49 Josh watches the boogie video |
7:00 Josh hasn't watched the Mandalorian and talks about the old Star Wars movies |
9:25 hates valentines day but wouldn't mind it if he had a girlfriend |
10:15 gets hot chicks texting him all the time |
14:00 Josh doesn't like that Star Wars movies aren't gory |
14:47 lightsaber theory about wounds |
19:20 cancel culture is toxic |
20:40 Gina Corano and pronouns |
26:33 Josh reads the holocaust tweet Gina made and says you can't do that |
27:00 Josh compares the holocaust to the Salem Witch Trials |
27:58 Josh called Gina Dana |
28:00 Josh says this would be like if he was famous and said Chester from Linkin Park was murdered for trying to expose pedophiles in Hollywood |
30:36 Josh doesn't understand what Gina says and calls her Dana again |
33:00 raid on the Capitol building republicans and democrats |
37:23 Josh talks about Dragonlordfrodo saying fuck him and he got a strike for fighting back |
38:40 youtube took his monetisation away, double standards |
51:13 cancel culture |
53:50 if Josh was getting paid millions from Disney for acting, he would shut up about politics |
58:00 Josh grew up in the 90's watching Disney movies on VHS |
59:40 Josh word for word recites fox and the hound |
1:02:45 Josh was pissed youtube didn't give him back his monetisation |
1:08:50 girls from high school now give Josh the time of day because he's a youtub celebrity |
1:10:20 guitar |
1:14:50 drops his pick |
1:16:20 Josh watches a Dane Drops on Youtube |
1:48:00 Josh plays music and goes for a shit |
1:53:20 hates rapists more than his trolls |
1:58:34 Josh reads people in chat trying to get his dislikes to 200 |
1:59:00 vocal layering for his new album
 
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Cobes' rants on gender roles/double standards are getting fucking unbearable. I've only been following him since he got evicted. Has he been talking about this crap his entire time on YT, or is this a recent thing?

Update: Just found out he hates trans people lol

Today Cobes went through the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth when the topic of religion came up. Its so easy to find examples of him breaking at least a few of these.
He breaks #1 constantly, and even did it in this very conversation by bringing up Satanism for no reason
#2 he breaks on a daily basis, although we click on his video knowing what to expect, so maybe that can slide
#3 he got evicted for spraying fumes, smoking, and breaking sound barriers in the apartment he rents
This'd be a fun game if we could find examples of him breaking all 11.Ver archivo adjunto 1910292
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dont let cobes get to you bruh, he is a bad ass and makes his own rules.
 
JeNeComprendsPas420 dijo:
There is something so endearing about cobes' dummy and his clock tower obsession. Just two random things that are so unlike the character he tries to portray. Also as a side question: WHO are the delray misfits?? Like, are they lolcows? Are they trolls? What do they have to do with Cobra? I am so confused lol

Upon furhter inspection it seems they are roided out typical American white trash. Within the first five minute of content I watched two of them said some vile racist shit about eradicating all the black people from the earth and they've mentioned fucking "trannies" a minimum of five times. Being edgy is funny sometimes but seeing these low iq, smoothbrained ape men with grotesque bulging 'roid guts genuinely believing they are a superior race makes me lol for a different reason.
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They're trolling if they came on this strong.
 
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He's turned his comments and likes/dislikes off now. Dislike gang getting to him now TWU
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I wouldnt be surprised if stream chat is next. Not that he pays much attention to it. I'm pretty sure that at this juncture he could be streaming into the void and he'd still go live every day for four hours.
 
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I wouldnt be surprised if stream chat is next. Not that he pays much attention to it. I'm pretty sure that at this juncture he could be streaming into the void and he'd still go live every day for four hours.
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I'd probably stop watching if he did that TBH. The chat is mostly the funniest part of his streams.
 
New cooking video edit by Lenin Lime. 9:05 to skip to burger assembly.
Burger patty, gouda cheese, bacon, gouda cheese, ramen bacon omelet, gouda cheese, doritos, gouda cheese all between heavily seasoned Texas toast.
Of course it's way too much food and he puts half of it away for later.

Any single of age ladies available? This sexy gothic bad boy could be serving you up some grub!
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Cobra said that he turned off the comments because someone was impersonating him. There was someone using his name and avatar to make some pretty funny comments on his last few videos that were almost always the top comment. He turned the likes/dislikes back on, at least.
 
He claims it was technical difficulties.

The awful mennenist bro-commentary videos he watches are so god awful. I love how he likes to absorb their personality and posts up with a cigar and beer that he got with his Donation-Dash from yesterday's stream "thanks for the 12 bucks" *ends livestream*
 
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The awful mennenist bro-commentary videos he watches are so god awful. I love how he likes to absorb their personality and posts up with a cigar and beer that he got with his Donation-Dash from yesterday's stream "thanks for the 12 bucks" *ends livestream*
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This one was good because he got in all cocky with the cigar and then the dude completely demolished him on every count
 
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