🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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New baked butter salsa steak video. Cobes cannot into knife. Professional wand maker btw.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gw5gVJjIftE:18Ver archivo adjunto 3486218

He ruins everything he touches, but this hurts to look at. It legit looks like somebody vomited on top of two boxed flash frozen tbones.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Dank steak only for us sexy mother fuckers. None for sickos.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

He's fucking using the wrong side of the knife lmao
Doing his best every day btw

Literally can’t use common table utensils without fucking up

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Did you all see what the fuck he made to use that sauce? He added mountain dew to the sauce after microwaving the sauce

 

[mars]

Handled raw meat then immediately touched everything else in his fridge.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Warlord only comes over for booze nowadays. Josh said he has shown up a few times. The times he's said he has alcohol, Warlord stays around to drink. Cobes said he lied to him recently and told him he had nothing to drink and Alex got pissed and left. Even delusional, not all there Josh can spot a desperate addict when he sees one I guess.

Ha, I need to find that video.

 

[Potion_Time]

Did you all see what the fuck he made to use that sauce? He added mountain dew to the sauce after microwaving the sauce

God I desperately want the food network to give cobes a show.

 

[Associate Rick]

New baked butter salsa steak video. Cobes cannot into knife. Professional wand maker btw.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gw5gVJjIftE:18Ver archivo adjunto 3486218

He uses that knife the same way he uses his teeth.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Ha, I need to find that video.

It's within the last couple weeks. But I'm thinking it was in the middle of one of the 3 hour long "respons" videos. I'll try to see if I can find it later when I get home.

 

[BallBuster]

He's fucking using the wrong side of the knife lmao
Doing his best every day btw

Giving him the benefit of the doubt here that he didn't want to scratch his baking pan by using the serrated side of the knife.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

God I desperately want the food network to give cobes a show.

Cooking with Cobra would be a lot more entertaining than Cooking with Jack.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cooking with Cobra would be a lot more entertaining than Cooking with Jack.

I would love it if he got a mainstream cooking show.

It would have a massive disclaimer and insurance costs would be fucking insane, but it would be hilarious to behold. Mountain Dew would either be a sponsor or make a statement disassociating themselves from the act. Drunk cooking, pilled out, and just making raw food while sleeping through the alarm he set. It would be glorious

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I would love it if he got a mainstream cooking show.

It would have a massive disclaimer and insurance costs would be fucking insane, but it would be hilarious to behold. Mountain Dew would either be a sponsor or make a statement disassociating themselves from the act. Drunk cooking, pilled out, and just making raw food while sleeping through the alarm he set. It would be glorious

Even if he just did it on his channel it'd be a big step up in content quality. Josh clearly likes to make things in his own way so it'd get him away from the broken record streams and maybe just help him out in general. Whether or not he can or will is a whole other matter but I'd like to watch some Cooking with Cobra.

That video where he made the French fries is still one of my favorites...the sound of those potatoes vaporizing in oil heated to the temperature of the sun will never not be funny to me.

 

[PillCosby]

He's fucking using the wrong side of the knife lmao
Doing his best every day btw

It’s a Boglim cultural difference. Wee Boglims learn from a young age their table etiquette. They are closely aligned with Indian and Paki manners. Fun fact: the spork is the most famous Boglim innovation!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He's fucking using the wrong side of the knife lmao
Doing his best every day btw

"w...we all not born knowing how to use a knife.....get ...banned from my channel, trolls............... fuckin' your third cousin isn't incest, toobz" *shits self and passes out *

 

[Clint's Burden]

That video where he made the French fries is still one of my favorites...the sound of those potatoes vaporizing in oil heated to the temperature of the sun will never not be funny to me.

Oh, those were not potatoes.

Those were deep frted avacados.

Video opens up with the most iconic boog I have ever seen.

 

[TurdFondler]

Oh, those were not potatoes.

Those were deep frted avacados.

There was in fact a potato incident where we learned oil cannot be heated indefinitely.

 

[Potion_Time]

Oh, those were not potatoes.

Those were deep frted avacados.

Video opens up with the most iconic boog I have ever seen.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3TEb2xsiuiA

The wretch is just tossing those fucking things in his mouth peel and all. Would he eat the peel of an orange or a banana if it was deep frtd too?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

There was in fact a potato incident where we learned oil cannot be heated indefinitely.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

I miss when he use to fry shit. Wish he would go back to that. I always wanted to see how long until he burn down his apartment.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm not digging into it to verify, but I think the electric wok made an appearance after the Incident. I think there was a clintervention.