🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

Coney Island hard root beer review ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=6eATB1cMg4c ... TWU

"Koony Island"

I love the boys ability to fuck up words I don't think literally anybody else in history has ever fucked up.

 

[TotalNematodeDeath]

Lol no. He didn't like Ozzy because of his music, he watched The Osbournes as a kid and always wanted to be him.

It's the same with his favorite movie Tombstone, the movie is awesome but Cobra doesn't care about story, actors or cinematography. He wanted to be Doc Holiday.

A very real thing about autismos that gets lost due to the rise of tiktok fake autism is that so called special interests tend to be very limited in scope. Cobes loved Ozzy, Dani Filth, and Tombstone for limited hyper specific reasons. A real autist isn't going to love trains, he is going to love a very specific personal interpretation of trains.

 

[CobraAngel]

I did a very Josh thing last night and tried to speed up the 'de-thaw" of the shrimp by putting the ring in cold water after opening it and ensuring the plastic covering them was in place. Well, it was held in place mostly by ice crystals and just draped over them. So I ended up having to eat nearly 50 medium sized shrimp last night because they weren't going to do very well in the fridge, already thawed (er, de-thawed) and soaking up water in the sink.

Surprisingly, I haven't yet shit myself this morning, but I'm expecting that at any time.

i accidentally said dethaw instead of thaw to a buddy the other day and he corrected me, i felt as regarded as my jord. tfw

 

[anliteralidiot]

i accidentally said dethaw instead of thaw to a buddy the other day and he corrected me, i felt as regarded as my jord. tfw

it's a common vernacular thing, I swear
I've said dethaw all my life, and never thought about the inconsistency of it omao

 

[PetiteFeet]

i accidentally said dethaw instead of thaw to a buddy the other day and he corrected me, i felt as regarded as my jord. tfw

I frequently catch myself in typing out Cobraisms. Thankfully English isn't my first language, so I don't actively vocalise any Cobraisms..

 

[Fishnumm]

I frequently catch myself in typing out Cobraisms. Thankfully English isn't my first language, so I don't actively vocalise any Cobraisms..

i purposely say mike tyson any'tisers and genetic mtn dew because i dont give a flying fuck about what other people think of me

 

[PetiteFeet]

i purposely say mike tyson any'tisers and genetic mtn dew because i dont give a flying fuck about what other people think of me

I unironically want to try Mike Tyson Anytisers, we don't have those here. But I do buy genetic mountain dew occasionally, or as genetic as it can be in another country.

 

[Goth Peach]

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/7Q82r0vaQNQ

finally found "Whats Jessica Doin" posting in case anyone cares, but I digress.

 

[Dieter Hell]

He's like if wings became a food reviewer.
I feel like Cobes would've been a big fan of jakeka akakke too (one of the "saviors of youtube" often compared to that pickle wizard dude) I saw that he reviewed some chicken cheese ranch bacon pinwheels in one of his videos and it reminded me of Josh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UjniFo2z5yk

The best part about King Cobras cooking videos, was the way he talked while making the food, like he thought he was a five star chef. The worst part of the video was when he ate the meal on camera.
Don't get me wrong, i like the occasional pretty lady having a meal video, but watching ugly retards stuff their hole is revolting.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I was visiting my mom the other day and I accidentally said monterary jack, I had to pretend I got tongue twisted while thinking about the cheese and Montreal steak seasoning.

 

[Muze]

What went down ...

... TWU​

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Surprisingly, I haven't yet shit myself this morning, but I'm expecting that at any time.

I guess I do better with frozen shrimp in rural land-locked-land than I did in the bay a decade ago. If there's such a thing as cheap frozen shrimp hangover, I had it for two days. I felt like hell, but sadly, never got to record a wet and juicy. That's what it is, toobz.

 

[Muze]

Pipe thoughts ...

... TWU​

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I dropped $40 on lunch meat and sliced cheeses today, and baked a fresh tray of buns. Time to make 'witches with all of the meats, and all of the cheeses.

 

[Muze]

Cherry pipe tobacco review ...

... TWU​

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I felt like making a Cobes-esque meal today so I made up some shitty lukrane mac-n-cheese and smoked sausage. Hot sauce.

Disgustingly white trash. I'll enjoy every minute of it.

 

[Fishnumm]

cobra is using his magic to help out us troops right now

 

[The Gentle Abyss]

I felt like making a Cobes-esque meal today so I made up some shitty lukrane mac-n-cheese and smoked sausage. Hot sauce.

Disgustingly white trash. I'll enjoy every minute of it.

I did this with pork loin, and grillin beans in the oven. It felt like I Cobes' up the whole thing but I let the sauce congeal into something decent and it turned out okay. Im glad I didn't completely waste what I bought.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Here’s the thing of it, youtoob, the wrong guy died. Can we trade Cyraxx, Styx and Andy Dick to get our Gothic BadBoy back?
He was always there for us in the most trying times.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Here’s the thing of it, youtoob, the wrong guy died. Can we trade Cyraxx, Styx and Andy Dick to get our Gothic BadBoy back?
He was always there for us in the most trying times.

andy ditch, too, to maybe bring back some of his brain cells