🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Genetic Mt. Dew dijo:
Ok, let's say Cobes could get a job that isn't a Wnd Maker and not have to deal with trolls. What jobs do you honestly think he would qualify for in his current state?
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Josh is smart and capable enough to have a lot of jobs (even though he's full boglim). I'd bet laziness and mental illness would make it really hard to keep a job. I was thinking about what it'd be like for him to work in a grocery store or warehouse (or just something that requires a lot of stocking) and I think the interpersonal stuff would get him in a lot of trouble. Talking back etc. ----- maybe just maybe though having to interact/work might really change his attitude. When Josh is happy and sees his friends more regularly, he is a lot of fun.

minor powerlevel: The easiest/coziest job I ever had was liquor store clerk. It paid like dogshit but I sat on my ass and read books for most of my shift (long solo shifts on the weekdays, never got busy until after 5/6, all of the actual 'work' can be finished within the first hour of clocking in). Josh could do that (or something similar) so long as he isn't working alone and doesn't need to be trusted with any money/counting, but being in a liquor store all day would kill him.
 
pogo dijo:
Josh is smart and capable enough to have a lot of jobs (even though he's full boglim). I'd bet laziness and mental illness would make it really hard to keep a job. I was thinking about what it'd be like for him to work in a grocery store or warehouse (or just something that requires a lot of stocking) and I think the interpersonal stuff would get him in a lot of trouble. Talking back etc. ----- maybe just maybe though having to interact/work might really change his attitude. When Josh is happy and sees his friends more regularly, he is a lot of fun.
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idk about the job thing. One of his catch phrases during those Wendy's Saga videos was "I may not be one of the fastest workers there, but I am one of the hardest!". Considering his job was to wipe up tables (fast food places generally still make customers clean up after themselves as far as the trays go), take out trash every so often, and maybe occasionally the monumental task of switching out teas, and he by his own admission still found a way to dotter while being saddled with those very minor responsibilities, I genuinely think he'd never be able to hold down any other work. And then consider the Wendy's era was him at his most productive and he was far more proud of being a "hard worker". Warehouse work sounds idiot proof, but it's fast paced and you still need a good grasp of what you're doing, however monotonous as it is. If he freely admitted he worked his make-busy fast food gig, a warehouse position would be way too much.
 
KillThemCrackasBabies dijo:
And then consider the Wendy's era was him at his most productive and he was far more proud of being a "hard worker". Warehouse work sounds idiot proof, but it's fast paced and you still need a good grasp of what you're doing, however monotonous as it is. If he freely admitted he worked his make-busy fast food gig, a warehouse position would be way too much.
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I always tend to overestimate Cobes. I just want our little buddy to shine like the dark star he is.

lol 'not the fastest but certainly the hardest' what does working harder than everyone else even look like when wiping tables
 
Itspinklava dijo:
Sorry if this was discussed a million years ago, but I searched the thread and couldn’t find a mention and I don’t use Reddit.
Do any cool cobras know why/when the artwork to Love and Vanity was taken off Bandcamp?
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It's copywrited material used as album covers, all his albums are gothic looking hot topic 2000 era art which have been made by MySpace artists.
 
Here's his latest stream:
Says the internet was slow all day. Lists off his Taco Bell order.
1:04:
Straight into the yukbang. Says they didn’t fuck up the order this time hopefully.
6:21:
Doesn’t care that he has a skullet. Back to yukbang.
12:29:
Talking about completing this food challenge. Starting to feel full. Back to yukbang.
16:00:
Saves the last one for later. Cleans up.
17:45:
Talks about his baja blast and mango fiesta tea drink combination .
This is the stream I was missing from earlier this week. All up to date now.

Start:
Going to make just one drink combo because he’s not an alcoholic. Whiskey, orange juice and cranberry juice TWU. Bans someone for calling him KingCovid JFS in chat. Joking about coof is not cool. Antioxidants and vitamin c in this drink combination.
3:43:
Adds 7up to his drink combination and puts habanero sauce in his drink combination for the antioxidants.
6:05:
Took the lathe out of the box but is waiting on Homedad Clint to set it up. Tries his drink combination and sauce the habanero flavour compliments the orange juice.
10:20:
Describes his drink as a modern hot toddy. Says it’s an acquired taste. Said he had $500 in his PayPal so he bought groceries and a huge Door Dash order. He didn’t even ask for the money. Donating to his PayPal means he can get supplies for drink combinations and food videos and wand supplies.
13:13:
Talks about how he wants to cook lamb in beer and butter.
14:13:
Says he has slow mode on so it’s easier for him to read the comments. Talks about his drink combination.
15:47:
You don’t have to donate to his PayPal but it’s greatly appreciated. Grass fed lamb. He thinks the lamb died of natural causes. Back to talking about his drink.
31:00:
Talking about coffee coca cola and ranting about coca cola being anti-white. He ordered the coffee coke anyway. Talks about the video he did a response to about a school taking kids to a gay bar. It’s okay to bring kids to bras on Halloween so they can trick or treat there.
23:49:
Kobes explains how to teach children tolerance without needing to bring kids to a gay bar. Kobes waiting patiently on the of age goth girl of his dreams. Talks about the woman who gave him a ride home on Halloween. Talks about his drink combination.
26:18:
Kobes didn’t get number from the woman who gave him a ride home on Halloween because he didn’t want to seem desperate. Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys on Halloween. Back to talking about his drink combination.
30:33:
Talks about his song troll slayer. Plays the video he took to cobra growl from for the song. Talks about cobras. Kobes is naturally gifted with snakes. Handling poisonous snakes advice.
33:14:
Shows off his anti-rape shirt. Plays troll slayer.
35:20:
Explains his drink when you’re of age lyrics and does an alcohol PSA. Back to the song.
39:36:
Talking about how his music has gotten better since Hells Advocate. Back to the song.
41:20:
Talks about his ava grawnday sound. Makes a fart noise with his mouth when he tries to say focus. Gothic foot. Talks about God. Gender relations and God.
45:02:
Says he unboxed his shop vac and it works beautifully. Talks about how he’s keeping this apartment cleaner than his old apartment. Back to talking about his drink.
50:13:
Shows off the coffee coke and reads the box. Kobes is going to drink them despite coca cola’s anti white rhetoric. Reads the nutritional information on the can and talks about how he stays thin. Talks about his drink.
1:00:00:
Adds whiskey to his coffee coke. Talks about his drink. He recommends coffee coke.
1:02:33:
Ranting about coca cola being anti-white. Race relations. People identifying as emojis rant.
1:07:30:
Talks about the lathe and all the wands he’s going to make with it.
1:10:27:
Puts on a Good Mythical Morning video for 2 seconds. Gordon Ramsay and Mythical Chef Josh inspire Kobes to cook. Talks about his chicken alfredo recipe and his stuffed meatballs recipe. Talks about his drink combination from earlier. Talks about his chicken fried steak recipe.
1:15:51:
Back to the video. Talks about working in fast food. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about cinnamon pretzels. He has a hole in his pjs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about people being picky with genres of metal. Sings some Slipknot.
1:23:00:
Slipknot vocal cover.
1:24:14:
Slipknot vocal cover for 2 seconds. He has a spider in his apartment. Talks to the spider.
1:26:42:
Moar whiskey and coffee coke. Back to the vocal cover.
1:30:22:
Not the best at matching Slipknot but points for effort. Back to the vocal cover.
1:31:37:
Talks about one of the Slipknot masks. Back to Slipknot vocal cover.
1:36:30:
Says he can sing like Slipknot. Complains about his cold affecting his singing voice. 70s and 80s were the best decades for music.
1:38:08:
Doing another vocal cover but stops after 2 seconds and starts guitar shredding.
1:43:43:
Back to the vocal cover. He’s singing into the whiskey bottle. Stops after 5 seconds and puts on the video for 2 seconds and then fucks off into the kitchen.
1:48:41:
He’s microwaving egg rolls.
1:49:50:
Returns. Talks about egg rolls. Yukbang. Back to the video.
1:52:59:
Kobes loves Asian cuisine. Cultural relations. Talks about bullying people in high school. Some people are just annoying. Back to talking about egg rolls.
2:01:12:
Kobes doesn’t eat much when he’s sick so 4 chopstick food is fine for now. Cultures supporting sick fuck behaviour. Back to talking about egg rolls. Food helps you feel better when you are sick. Discuss.
2:07:06:
Going to drink at home for a while. He’s a YouTube celebrity. Talks about his whiskey and coffee coke drink combination. Frozen microwave food good for convenience.
2:09:52:
Talks about his new album. Shout out to Deathbed Tapes. Moar alcohol.
2:12:10:
Not an alcoholic cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Butt hole joke. Kobes often makes funny jokes while watching GMM and posts them in the comments. Talks us through the process of him putting on his bandana and collar. How Kobes gets his goth look. Back to the video.
2:19:00:
I don’t know why he’s whispering and being very weird here saying bad things come to bad people. Back to the video.
2:20:48:
Grabs his bachelor slippers. Back to the video.
2:24:00:
Drink sniffing and talking about his drink. Back to the video. Talks about if he made a version of the video he’s watching. Back to the video.
2:29:25:
Sneezes a giant snot bubble and wipes it on his clothes. Talks about his snots. Back to the video.
2:33:10:
Kobes loves snakes and bugs. Back to the video. He’s just sitting in silence watching the video.
2:39:20:
For no reason whatsoever Fuck sickos and fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video.
2:43:40:
Whispering about how good he can sing. Moar alcohol.
2:45:10:
Killing me softly vocal cover. Stirs his drink with his wand. Vapes cbd. He keeps pausing the song to vape.
2:48:18:
Starts the vocal cover.
2:52:20:
Back to the video. Talking about people saying yeah yeah yeah to make fun of people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Liquor piss.
2:56:47:
Returns, Back to the video.
3:00:25:
Yelling at the price of the ingredients for the video he’s watching and then sits in silence. Back to the video.
I think it would be funny if it turned out that Kobes actually did have coof and just drank his way through it. He thinks grass fed free range meat is from animals that died of natural causes. I almost don't want him to know the truth.
 
Ellesse_warrior dijo:
He should expand his Etsy store to making pipes. Corn cob pipes are pretty easy to make and it's something he could do while he's still his own boss. I'm sure there are other easy woodcrafts he could do as well and work them into his store. When he was in Wendy's he constantly showed up late and I can only imagine he would be worse now if he had a schedule to follow.
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Legit curious, do you think that cobra would have an easier time with a job that had a steady schedule? Even if it was one or two days a week for a few hours each shift, would he have an easier time managing something that was at the same time on the same days each week rather than the sporadic scheduling of Wendy’s or many other part time jobs? I’m mostly curious because of many autists’ preference towards regimented schedules and routines. I’m not sure how much that trait manifests in cobes’ brand of gothic bad boy aspergers, but a steady schedule would certainly help avoid incidents like the call from Wendy’s during the hair dye video. I could be totally wrong to think it would make a difference, but I’ve always been a little curious about that. Even most well-adjusted part time workers have a tendency to mix up their schedule once in a while when it changes every week, but maybe some consistency would be good for him.

It’s probably 🌈 to think that he could manage working a steady part time job in his current state (plus trolls and weens trying to get involved) but it sure does make me smile to imagine the post-work “chillin” live streams where he recounts interactions with the general public.

Also a little late but it’s so fucking funny to think that Gerard Way knows about cobra and listens to his music. TMDWU
 
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Legit curious, do you think that cobra would have an easier time with a job that had a steady schedule? Even if it was one or two days a week for a few hours each shift, would he have an easier time managing something that was at the same time on the same days each week rather than the sporadic scheduling of Wendy’s or many other part time jobs? I’m mostly curious because of many autists’ preference towards regimented schedules and routines. I’m not sure how much that trait manifests in cobes’ brand of gothic bad boy aspergers, but a steady schedule would certainly help avoid incidents like the call from Wendy’s during the hair dye video. I could be totally wrong to think it would make a difference, but I’ve always been a little curious about that. Even most well-adjusted part time workers have a tendency to mix up their schedule once in a while when it changes every week, but maybe some consistency would be good for him.

It’s probably 🌈 to think that he could manage working a steady part time job in his current state (plus trolls and weens trying to get involved) but it sure does make me smile to imagine the post-work “chillin” live streams where he recounts interactions with the general public.

Also a little late but it’s so fucking funny to think that Gerard Way knows about cobra and listens to his music. TMDWU
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I think it would have to be a mix of a steady regular schedule and somewhere close by where he didn't have much of a commute. His excuses for Wendy's were that he missed the bus/ his bike broke/ mixed up his schedule. No doubt he would find other excuses even if he worked 9-5 consistently a 10 minute walk from his apartment. But routine is good for everyone though imo and I think if he got into a habit of getting up at the same time to work he might be able to do it and it would mean less time for day drinking and watching rage bait mgtow trash on YouTube.
 
and 1000000000 others dijo:
Legit curious, do you think that cobra would have an easier time with a job that had a steady schedule? Even if it was one or two days a week for a few hours each shift, would he have an easier time managing something that was at the same time on the same days each week rather than the sporadic scheduling of Wendy’s or many other part time jobs? I’m mostly curious because of many autists’ preference towards regimented schedules and routines. I’m not sure how much that trait manifests in cobes’ brand of gothic bad boy aspergers, but a steady schedule would certainly help avoid incidents like the call from Wendy’s during the hair dye video. I could be totally wrong to think it would make a difference, but I’ve always been a little curious about that. Even most well-adjusted part time workers have a tendency to mix up their schedule once in a while when it changes every week, but maybe some consistency would be good for him.

It’s probably 🌈 to think that he could manage working a steady part time job in his current state (plus trolls and weens trying to get involved) but it sure does make me smile to imagine the post-work “chillin” live streams where he recounts interactions with the general public.

Also a little late but it’s so fucking funny to think that Gerard Way knows about cobra and listens to his music. TMDWU
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Ellesse_warrior dijo:
I think it would have to be a mix of a steady regular schedule and somewhere close by where he didn't have much of a commute. His excuses for Wendy's were that he missed the bus/ his bike broke/ mixed up his schedule. No doubt he would find other excuses even if he worked 9-5 consistently a 10 minute walk from his apartment. But routine is good for everyone though imo and I think if he got into a habit of getting up at the same time to work he might be able to do it and it would mean less time for day drinking and watching rage bait mgtow trash on YouTube.
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Agree with @Ellesse_warrior and also think any job he has an actual chance at has to play up to his strengths, which aren't much. The more the job requires him to repeat something over and over again is the only way it works for him. It would allow him to not have to think about it once he learned how to do it, be able to rely on muscle memory, and hopefully with enough repetition he could get good at whatever it is. This would require him to be there everyday, working the whole shift, so a very tough ask for the King.
 
He woukd need a job that isn't customer facing and has constant supervision.
Our good smelling gothic badbiy had a literal tard-only job (lobby assistant at Wendy's) and he managed to mess this up consistently by mixing up the sugar-free and regular teas, which is a huge liability for the company and by bringing the attention of autists on the company which leads to calls/visits.
And he has declined severely since then thanks to isolation and substance abuse.
The only job he could do would be some sort of subsidized job where he has a wrangler keeping an eye on him.
 
You guys are fucking retarded if you think Josh is ever going to have a job again. Nothing in Casper would keep him for more than a few days tops. A lot of you probably don't remember, however the only reason Josh managed to get a job at Wendys the first time round was because he was going into a group home and got pretty much forced full power by Clint. (Most of the vids have been lost to time unfortunately) if that was not the case and that threat was not out there, he would never have worked. Now Clint is out of the picture really, it's not gonna happen again.

It was shocking to me how long Wendys kept him considering the amount of calls and prodding he was getting at the time, that was pre ip2 and pisstrooper, pre retard streamers like that deadwing dork nigger, and mostly pre reddit and discord. Any job in the Casper area would be found out almost instantly and bombarded non stop. You can muse this stuff all you like but the fact of the matter is, Josh's only form of income until he finally gets put into a home or ends up homeless will be through wands and donations.
 
He can't really can't do anything (even in the past). he couldn't even mop well, he got into fights with his boss/coworkers, and he was can't even clock in on time. there's no why he can get a job/ keep one.
 
“Gothic King Cobra should really improve his juans somewhat” and yet you troles still-YOU TROLES STILL BUY THEM. Curioussss haha yessss
 
Does his father actually have any legal power to put Cobes into a group home? He's not his guardian anymore and Cobes has been living alone in a separate residence for years now.

Obviously his father is paying all his expenses, including his rent and I imagine Cobes' name isn't on much of the paper-work for his new apartment. But if Cobes no longer received any money from his father anymore and inevitably became homeless would that be a sufficient enough? I'm not sure if that is enough of a reason in the U.S.

I'm sure if he did threaten Cobes again then he'd believe he would send him away lol.
 
You guys need to stop trolling, he doesn't need a job because he's going to win the lottery (even though he doesn't play). You'll all see when he has his dream house
 
chimpSculpture_ dijo:
Does his father actually have any legal power to put Cobes into a group home? He's not his guardian anymore and Cobes has been living alone in a separate residence for years now.

Obviously his father is paying all his expenses, including his rent and I imagine Cobes' name isn't on much of the paper-work for his new apartment. But if Cobes no longer received any money from his father anymore and inevitably became homeless would that be a sufficient enough? I'm not sure if that is enough of a reason in the U.S.

I'm sure if he did threaten Cobes again then he'd believe he would send him away lol.
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I'm not entirely sure on the state of the US when it comes to this stuff so I can't really say on if Clint can push for a group home for Josh, although he has alluded to having the power to do it through various meltdowns over the years by Josh.

Clint is likely the name on the apartment, like it was in the previous place, but its paid through Josh's SSI. All other expenses like food, Internet and so on are all paid by Josh. Josh paying his own Internet was a big thing when he moved out from the basement. Josh receives nothing from Clint unless he has a very deep negative number on his bank account, but has the apartment in his name to control things on the Josh front. Mostly dealing with problems and having proper contact with the apartment management so that he can get through to Josh since no one else in the world has that power whatsoever.

Regardless of what happens though, even if Josh lost all his income from wand sales, while Josh is still getting SSI he can still get apartments if he gets kicked out as there will always be a shithole in Casper that cobra can afford through it, and there is no real harm on the bank of Clint for this. However it would be a different issue if something happened and Josh manages to lose that SSI, or do something fucking stupid.
 
I think he also mentioned having a job at Walmart from the green room days. But at this point how long has he been without a job? I think at the point of his life, he seems too far gone to really be adequate at a somewhat of a normal schedualed job.
Maybe if carpentry had been instilled onto him when he was 18 or something. He'd be making some sick birdhouses or other home decor ( even some adequate looking wands) and be making some money selling them on the weekends and etsy.
 
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