🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Umaibae dijo:
Late, but the worst newcomer to the Cobes editing world is that idiot on Reddit who cuts down every stream and always makes sure to include their own chat comments and every chat comment that mentions their username. I can’t be assed to look up what the channel is called because it’s pure faggotry. Imagine needing to fuel your narcissism with content produced by a retard in Wyoming.

Walnut Grove is a gem. I am constantly thinking about the Party Sub, American Sub edit.



Your posts were some of my favorite on the Reddit. Extremely bummed to hear this, but I can’t say I’m surprised. You were subjected to a lot of inexplicable idiocy in the last year by the influx of Cobra spergs.

It really isn’t fun over there anymore. I used to be quite active, but I barely read it these days — and when I do, I’m only looking for good artwork or edits. Very few people on there have the creative chops that you and some of the other old timers had. (Does anyone remember the comic? I purchased it for someone, and it was great shit.)

Every post on the Reddit is some variation of “why doesn’t Clint do XYZ?” or “can someone explain [very well-documented bit of cobra lore]” or “I am autistic, and Josh convinced me to brush my teeth more often” or (worst of all)“here is me, look at me.”

Like I said, I hate it.
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I will amend my list as I finally saw seizure robot 5000 I now remember I like the animated stuff but I didn't like the long form but I'm no gatekeeper.

The YouTuber in question from Reddit is "teatherd"
He's a Brit bong and represents the latest latch on guys. His second or third video he had a baglum wear website but people kind of gone on to him about it. It's turned into a big old circle jerk of people just saying things and calling them out literally as you said to see their names on youtube. It is pretty pathetic and I don't think that that channel will last based on the negative callbacks.

Sadly we live in a world where as one bite-sized door closes another red door opens.
 
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It is pretty pathetic and I don't think that that channel will last based on the negative callbacks.
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Yeah, whenever you cater to people in an echo chamber like that it's just going to get worse over time as they try to do more to get noticed. It's incredible how far out of their way they go to let everyone know how much better they are than the unemployed autistic alcoholic. What's really sad is that most of it is just screaming into the void. He reads his chat maybe three or four times a stream unless one of the chat mods says something.
 
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Cobras either gonna have the biggest heart attack in history or puke blood while convulsing trying to do a Dani Filth shriek
 
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.

Also, someone says KF is bad because “it contains personal info” lol
 
Homeboy Lenin Lime uploaded a cut of the Salmon video with stabilized audio. TWU


Umaibae dijo:
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.

Also, someone says KF is bad because “it contains personal info” lol
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You see people say stuff like "I honestly don't see the hate from this sub and I've been here for literally months" and then you look on the front page and see the 100th circle jerking "look at this retarded alcoholic boglim" post. Also, is "Kiwi Farms" a banned phrase over there? In that thread they spelled it out one letter at a time like a retard on Twitter does when they don't want it to show up in search results.
 
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Umaibae dijo:
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.
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They're legitimately fucking mad over it. That's not what's up at all.

Even if they want to blame the recent uptick in Jord A-Logs on IP2/WingsofRedemption refugees (a theory I lean towards myself), they routinely still get unironically angry with Cobes, something nobody here has done once.
 
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They're legitimately fucking mad over it. That's not what's up at all.

Even if they want to blame the recent uptick in Jord A-Logs on IP2/WingsofRedemption refugees (a theory I lean towards myself), they routinely still get unironically angry with Cobes, something nobody here has done once.
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There are many people with threads on here who are legitimately awful people who cannot be discussed in places like reddit. It would be ridiculous for people to mad post in kobes' thread when for example the zoosadists thread exists here. If Kobes is the worst people see then people will think he's the worst.

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Sitting outside pipe smoking and shilling wands. Buy 2 get a 3rd one free. The spit pull when he takes a drink is repulsive
 
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I think the rabbit hole goes deeper than TWUGames likes to think it does. Esp. around reddit/discord a-logs.

As far as I can tell there are multiple layers to this entire thing.

First layer - pretty much the useful idiot layer which is the head mod of the subreddit BigEye4You he's a britbong who started the sub, doesn't seem to participate in any of the discords but does speak with Soggy aka BiteSize aka Mountain Wizard #1 also another Britbong- BigEye seems to be your run of the mill redditor although he was deathly ill for some time. There is also a new mod of the sub who I think falls into the category of another normie redditor.

Second layer - a-log mods - these are the ones who all chat to one another and courtney on discord. They seem to want to feel special, in this layer you have the Captain of Autism himself GothicKingOprah aka Oprah aka The One Armed Man yes, that's right, he apparently only has one arm. That dude is the ultimate gatekeeper and knows more about Josh than just about anyone. Also in those discords are a bunch of fat female whales who love to 'pretend' to like Josh so that they can all share and view his cock pictures.

Third layer - This contains Cameron/Ryan aka Snails aka Liquid Cobra aka RealKingKobra that's the canuck who thinks he can make money or fame off of lolcows or something. Who knows? Also in this layer I would put Republican_Atheist aka The Mick aka Patrick Kelly he's an interesting character (and in this current thread so I'll let him speak for himself). He found Josh via trappped as he is one of the producers for their sketches back in the day and is close friends with Andrew Ruse.

Republican et al. hate Oprah with a passion and see him and Courtney as being a cancer on the ass of the 'Cobraverse'. They've joked in the past about having Oprah's other arm taken off, they have the money and the means but I doubt they actually care enough. Then there is Don Picton who is also involved and financed the second documentary - Republican financed the first and second.

No idea how much this all fits together but I can tell you that Oprah at least, is in deep with the other a-logs. Even though he considers himself the ultimate gatekeeper - go figure.

Snails also paid Scotty to install some malware on Josh's computer so he could remotely monitor him but Scotty took the money and fucked up the install, or so I'm told.
 
Umaibae dijo:
The Reddit got wind of TWU Games’ post here, and naturally it’s overflowing with exactly the type of weenery that prompted him to stop developing the game. No self awareness in that lot.

Also, someone says KF is bad because “it contains personal info” lol
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Yeah, I saw that this morning. I was at work, so I really didn't have time to look at it. I guess if they wanted to validate my opinion, they went out of their way to do so. Pretty funny and not at all predictable. lol

There's a subset of people in every community who contribute very little, save for their incessant whining and their pathological need to cry about everyone who puts effort into anything. They don't like the documentary, they don't like the effort Seizure puts into things, they don't like podcasts wherein we talk about Josh, they don't like podcasts where people just talk and get to know Stephanie, the list could go on and on. It's not enough that they incessantly cry about everything, but that they make it a point to never contribute anything but the crying. When you're sick of hearing their shitty crying and you say "You know what, if you don't like it or me so much, perhaps my time is better spent elsewhere." they get extra pissy and cry about that, too.

Stop crying. Take this chance to direct your passion towards making something better....or not. You can be a useless, angry retard on reddit for the rest of your days. That'll really show me, my feelings will be hurt until the end of time, I promise. lol

Edit: Did appreciate the "Whoooooooooooooooo carrrrrrrrrrrrrreess" comment. lol
 
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I've been watching his content for a bit out of amusement. never really been to this thread since I didn't figure he was that worth discussing and was just a fleeting form of entertainment here and there.

But I'm sensing a trainwreck as his streams are fueled more and more with cheap crappy booze and he can't even talk anymore without slurring through like he's walking through a bog. Fucking Boglin getting sloshed like every day now. At first it was entertaining, now it's just starting to grate on the nerves specially with the audio going in and out annoyingly in every thing he does.

Clint intervention Arc when? - Not like he gives a shit about his autistic crotch spawn but you know.
 
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Clint intervention Arc when? - Not like he gives a shit about his autistic crotch spawn but you know.
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Homedad ain't coming.

ThrowawayForCobra dijo:
Yeah, I saw that this morning. I was at work, so I really didn't have time to look at it. I guess if they wanted to validate my opinion, they went out of their way to do so. Pretty funny and not at all predictable. lol

There's a subset of people in every community who contribute very little, save for their incessant whining and their pathological need to cry about everyone who puts effort into anything. They don't like the documentary, they don't like the effort Seizure puts into things, they don't like podcasts wherein we talk about Josh, they don't like podcasts where people just talk and get to know Stephanie, the list could go on and on. It's not enough that they incessantly cry about everything, but that they make it a point to never contribute anything but the crying. When you're sick of hearing their shitty crying and you say "You know what, if you don't like it or me so much, perhaps my time is better spent elsewhere." they get extra pissy and cry about that, too.

Stop crying. Take this chance to direct your passion towards making something better....or not. You can be a useless, angry retard on reddit for the rest of your days. That'll really show me, my feelings will be hurt until the end of time, I promise. lol

Edit: Did appreciate the "Whoooooooooooooooo carrrrrrrrrrrrrreess" comment. lol
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In all fairness, I'm more than willing to accept a lot of the problem is an influx of newfags that have rushed in ever since Dank Net and the rise of more and better clip channels. I too have noticed the drastic increase of whining weirdos, and I feel like it's the fresh wave of children and retards who want Josh "punished" and become enraged by the fact that paypigs "reward him", something that didn't really come up even as far back as a year ago. So if it helps, the people who probably liked you back then likely still do, they're just being muscled out by more traditional reddit retards.
 
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Mr.Hyde dijo:
I think the rabbit hole goes deeper than TWUGames likes to think it does. Esp. around reddit/discord a-logs.

As far as I can tell there are multiple layers to this entire thing.

First layer - pretty much the useful idiot layer which is the head mod of the subreddit BigEye4You he's a britbong who started the sub, doesn't seem to participate in any of the discords but does speak with Soggy aka BiteSize aka Mountain Wizard #1 also another Britbong- BigEye seems to be your run of the mill redditor although he was deathly ill for some time. There is also a new mod of the sub who I think falls into the category of another normie redditor.

Second layer - a-log mods - these are the ones who all chat to one another and courtney on discord. They seem to want to feel special, in this layer you have the Captain of Autism himself GothicKingOprah aka Oprah aka The One Armed Man yes, that's right, he apparently only has one arm. That dude is the ultimate gatekeeper and knows more about Josh than just about anyone. Also in those discords are a bunch of fat female whales who love to 'pretend' to like Josh so that they can all share and view his cock pictures.

Third layer - This contains Cameron/Ryan aka Snails aka Liquid Cobra aka RealKingKobra that's the canuck who thinks he can make money or fame off of lolcows or something. Who knows? Also in this layer I would put Republican_Atheist aka The Mick aka Patrick Kelly he's an interesting character (and in this current thread so I'll let him speak for himself). He found Josh via trappped as he is one of the producers for their sketches back in the day and is close friends with Andrew Ruse.

Republican et al. hate Oprah with a passion and see him and Courtney as being a cancer on the ass of the 'Cobraverse'. They've joked in the past about having Oprah's other arm taken off, they have the money and the means but I doubt they actually care enough. Then there is Don Picton who is also involved and financed the second documentary - Republican financed the first and second.

No idea how much this all fits together but I can tell you that Oprah at least, is in deep with the other a-logs. Even though he considers himself the ultimate gatekeeper - go figure.

Snails also paid Scotty to install some malware on Josh's computer so he could remotely monitor him but Scotty took the money and fucked up the install, or so I'm told.
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Wait, so you think TWUgames is talking about the mods of the subreddit? You think they are a-logs? This post is confusing because those mods are often accused of simping for josh too much. Isn't that the opposite of an a-log?

Most of the actual a-log posters seem to hate the mods on the subreddit.
 
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