🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

Godsped m'gourd

 

[TheTourist]

As long as she can get inside his house, and it looks like she will, she will 1000% end his dry spell.

the way you worded it, makes it sound like it's going to be an assault.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I'll be honest I didn't even think she would get this far. I'm trying to not get to excited yet, but there might be some actual content.

 

[RollingRock2]

The horrors Shon will be witnessing this weekend

 

[You're MDNWU]

Who's gonna pull Chaturbate duty to catch when our King and Queen inevitably start up the webcam?

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

First thing she does in Caspar is scream at some moderator at loud in a parking lot calling her a whore lol.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Boy better get the extra large condoms ready and blow her mind off with a mean pussy job. He’s been studying gender relayshuns for years for this very moment. Clint better not cock block.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I hope he orders himself a $30 custom sandwich and buys her a normal one without ketchup before they engage in greasy, hairy, sexual congress.

 

[Hennimore]

I'm actually disgusted with me self at how excited I am for the upcoming days of content.

 

[barrow greeter]

RIP dry spell meta-saga 2017-2024

P.S. imagine the smell

 

[whogoesthere]

Its all pretty exciting. A booze soaked, duster head with his crippled cock and broken brain is maybe going to fuck some swamp beast in an apartment that is somehow less filthy than their sex organs.

WE EATIN GOOD!

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I wonder what’ll happen… please God no sex tape no nudes.

Mate you KNOW they are not going to use a Condom, this is STD or a Pregnancy scare at least.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Mate you KNOW they are not going to use a Condom, this is STD or a Pregnancy scare at least.

Going out like Al Capone, TWU.

 

[Ponzo]

Josh is about to get pegged to Chaka Khan and Minnie Riperton

 

[UncommonParlence]

Imagine the sounds his neighbors are currently hearing. The smells that are currently wafting. The line of door dashers assembling(stretching around the corner).

If not now soon enough they'll be made aware and NAL will intrude upon their consciousness.

I'm just wondering in which parking lot their first screaming fit will take place? Conquistador?

How many places that he's banned from will he try to sneak into with NAL. Will Cobra being trespassed be the first she hears of it?

How long until they're both broke, staring cross armed at the camera? How stingy will he get when the booze gets low? Will he have to hit up his father for clintbux to send her to the airport early?

Should have met her in Denver, on neutral ground, dummy. Now you'll have couch chris(couch christine)2.0 sloppy Boogaloo. Only this one won't leave so gracefully.

Two weeks or one piece of mail and she gets squatters rights and you have to evict her.

Or maybe we've jinxed it and they'll have a lovely visit concluding with a tearfull sloppy good bye at Clints car side as papa nips bicepfully taxis her away into the Casper sunset(dripping cobra venom onto Clints 1968 mustang upholstery).

I'm looking forward to Cobra's rude awakening as the post nut clarity comes in like a derailed freight train. This will be an exquisite cope, toobz. Same for when NAL realizes how broke, shiftless, and gross Josh really is.

Will the honey moon phase outlast her crossing the threshold? The calamity with be hilarious any which way and I'm here for it.

Ps: where you at @SeizureRobot5000 we need an emergency livestream!

 

[RollingRock2]

Tactical soap shares going to the moon
Dr. Sqatch holders in shambles

 

[Molly Millions]

Colorado has some of the strictest domestic violence laws on Earth. These two drunks would get into one fight and Cobra would end up doing football numbers at Colorado State.

It's a blessing that they're meeting in Wyoming instead.

 

[bonified retard]

Think Cobes actually owns any condoms?

A troll sent him some 4 months ago, but he may have used them all as airlocks for his mead.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

A troll sent him some 4 months ago, but he may have used them all as airlocks for his mead.

You know he'd try an reuse them, especially as he's blessed em with booze or some boglogic like that.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

KingCobra ending his dry-spell will leave him without any magic.