Kill one person, bring one back

[JM 590]

Kill: hitler

Bring back: my childhood dog

 

[TiggerNits]

Kill: Pete Davidson
Bring back: Phil Hartman

Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz were the glue that held the Simpson's together

 

[UnKillFill]

Kill Daisy Ridley, bring back Carrie Fisher

 

[PT 522]

Kill myself
Bring back Benito Mussolini because he was the biggest vintage lolcow of his time and my sacrifice would not be in vain

 

[drtoboggan]

Kill @Cowlick and bring back a no name erotica writer.

 

[Rick Pratt]

Kill Gary Glitter, bring back Marc Bolan
Kill Ricky Gervais, bring back Rik Mayall
Kill Morrissey, bring back George Michael
Kill John K, bring back Tex Avery
Kill Nobuhiro Watsuki, bring back Osamu Tezuka
(Nobuhiro is the writer of Rurouni Kenshin but he's a lolicon, whereas Osamu is a legend in the world of manga)

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Kill Amy Schumer, bring back Robin Williams.

Kill George Soros, being back Stefan Karl.

Kill Cardi B, bring back Avicii.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Yeah, after some short back and forth thinking:

Kill JK Rowling, bring back Alan Rickman.

 

[Wraith]

Kill Kathleen Kennedy, bring back George Lucas.
What? He's not dead inside to you too?

 

[WingsOfDepression]

Kill any modern CSGO Youtuber
Bring back McSkillet

 

[AprilRains]

Kill Chelsea Manning. Bring back Alger Hiss and crucify him.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Kill anyone, bring back Mr Puds

 

[kadoink]

Kill George Soros and bring back Verne Troyer.

 

[verissimus]

Hmm, not exactly the killing sort, but then again accidents can happen. So I'd have no problem if pretty much any modern contemporary comedian coincidentally died if it meant seeing Gene Wilder, Robin Williams, or Richard Pryor (especially Richard Pryor) came back.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Kill myself, bring back fucking anybody else.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'd like to trade two nobody amazon self-published erotica writers for Ray Bradbury and Pat Frank.

...Then have them write something better than what Bethesda is doing with Fallout right now.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Kill Obama, bring back Obama.

Most underraped comment

 

[PT 522]

Kill Jesus.
Bring back Jesus 3 days later.

 

[UnKillFill]

Kill Paulie Shore, bring back Chris Farley.

Also, kill Beyonce and bring back Lisa "Left eye" Lopes.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Kill James Patterson, bring back Harlan Ellison

Kill Dan Brown, bring back Robert Heinlein

Kill Alex Jones, bring back H.L Mencken

Kill Harmony Korine, bring back Diane Arbus