Kill one person, bring one back

[Quantum Diabetes]

Kill MovieBob, bring back that guy who made good tamales and sold em outside my favorite bar

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Kill Kamala Harris, bring back Trevor Moore!

 

[Reporterward]

Kill skinny, woke Kevin Smith.
Bring back fat, stoner Kevin Smith.

 

[Niggernerd]

Kill Biden bring back Teddy Roosevelt
But also Kill kamala bring back Joseph McCarthy

 

[zero-who]

Kill Xi Jinping, resurrect Kim Il-Sung.

Xi Jinping's death is, in all likelihood, a minor inconvenience that China has contingencies in place for. They will appoint someone new that thinks exactly the same, and nothing much will change on that front.

Meanwhile, civil war breaks out in North Korea between Il-Sung loyalists and Jong Un loyalists. China picks up on Il-Sung's return from the dead, connects the dots with Dear Leader's unexpected death, and goes to war as retaliation. This culminates in localized nuclear armageddon as North Korea launches their entire nuclear arsenal at every major city in China when they inevitably get invaded, and China nukes Pyongyang.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Double, fuck it:
Kill Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, bring back David Bowie and Prince.

 

[AbyssGazer]

Kill Chris (or Barb, doesn't really matter) to bring back Bob. The man needs a second chance to get the family he deserves.

 

[potatofarms]

kill every living american president
bring back every leader they had whackd

 

[potatofarms]

Kill Obama, bring back Obama.

again and again forever

 

[Pissmaster]

Double, fuck it:
Kill Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, bring back David Bowie and Prince.

David Bowie was a pedophile though

 

[DerKryptid]

Kill all jews to bring back mango-flavoured kool aid

 

[Kiyoshi's Wristbrace]

pedo joe biden, kameltoe harris, nancy pelosi, bill gates, AOC, barack hussein obama, hilary clinton, bill clinton; just the ones I can name off the top of my head; and bring back Kentaro Miura.

His life was worth more than all of these fucks entire existences combined, 100000x over.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Yeah, fuck it, I'll make it two instead.
Kill George Bush, bring back Osama Bin Laden and kill Bill Clinton, bring back Bill Cosby.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Kill: Muhammad ibn al-Hasan al-Mahdi
Bring back: Muhammad

Checkmate, Shia

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Bill Clinton, bring back Bill Cosby.

Cosby's not dead.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Kill Key Peele, bring back HP Lovecraft.

Joe Biden would kill Hunter to bring back Beau.

 

[Dysnomia]

Kill Scott Stapp bring back Scott Weiland

 

[UnKillFill]

Kill Bill Maher, bring back Norm Macdonald.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Joe Biden would kill Hunter to bring back Beau.

Who would blame him for that? Gonna be awkward for Beau when he finds out about his wife, though...

Every single DC & Marvel writer in return for Kentaro Miura. I hope that is enough... I feel like I might be seriously shortchanging the mysterious force allowing me to do this.

 

[potatofarms]

kill: soros
resurrect: : james clerk maxwell

kill: any modern 'liberal'
resurrect: voltaire