Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life

[Fornicario]

Chantal. I'd get Fat Elvis back in trade.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Jackie Singh, bring back Zappa

 

[Lorgar]

I imagine this is a common sentiment but kill anyone with a thread here to bring back St Terry

 

[keytar]

Kill Keffals resurrect Fedsmoker

I would like to retract this statement, Keffals is actually pretty funny and instead of killing him I would instead like to kill Fong Dong-Gone who is not only a massive fucking nuisance but is also not funny. Apart from the fact that he's hideously ugly and willingly castrated himself, that's hilarious.

Still want my boy Fedsmoker back

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Eliminate Tommy Tooter for Hunter S. Thompson.

 

[theshep]

Dylan Mulvaney for Terry Davis.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Virgie Tovar for Karl Marx.

 

[Brabazon]

I don't care who dies I just wanna laugh at John Bulla again

 

[Chongqing]

Boogie for Boogie, then I'd kill him again.

 

[voidvoidvoid]

Kill everyone in the munchie thread to bring back Chelsea Lawrence

 

[Electromagnetic Radiation]

Kill Idubbbz for Tsar Nicholas the second

 

[User names must be unique]

Byuu for Byuu

 

[Coelacanth]

All the monkeysadists for the many monkeys they've tortured to death.

Keffals for my pet cat who was my best friend and I lost to mouth cancer when I was 13.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Andy Ditch for Jim Henson easy pesy. One muppet for hundreds and thousands of them. The Ditches can remember their son as a trooper who out-stood the odds until his untimely bicycle incident and millions of pantsshitting manchildren can be brought joy instead of just one.

 

[Kupier]

The Gunt, so I don't have to hear about him on MATI (sorry, Null). Would bring back Dobson, I need more embarassing comics to read. Where have you been, Dobby?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Patrick Tomlinson for Bernell Trammell

 

[NepNepuNep]

Null to get Joshua Conner Moon back to life then repeat the process.

 

[Aljam]

I would kill Mr Metokur to bring back my dad.

 

[Nointey]

Keffals for Zachary Taylor to live out his whole term and then some

 

[Super An Hero]

Chibi to give Boogie immortality