💼 Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler turned Tranny Wrestling Promoter, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, involved with wrestling scams, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

Ok but how is now of all times the time that Kidd somehow gets the opportunity?
Mind you, he hasn't had any opportunity yet, as far as we know. All Gabe has done is quote retweet a clip showing a HIGHLY choreographed sequence from one match taken out of context. If the WWE canned a lifelong industry professional because they exhibited a glimpse of interest in a wrestler who has these skeletons in their closet, then they'd probably have a new guy in the position every other day. The indie wrestling scene is full of secret scumbags who can pull off athletic spots, like Teddy Hart or Matt Sydal. You're going to end up with a corporate ass-kissing stooge who couldn't even lace up Sapolsky's boots and stuffs developmental with a parade of Braden Walker knock-offs, because one mistake and their job is gone. That's wholly unreasonable.

The point of the scouting process is to weed out prospects due to these red flags.
 
Kidd Bandit even in LFG or Evolve would be botch fest waiting to happen but in all likelihood they don't want to deal with Bandit. Let's say they let him in the performance center and let him put some moves in, he wouldn't be able to get into a developmental due to his attitude. Even if he got into NXT he'd wind up like Nyla Rose. Kidd Bandit shot himself in the foot but more likely he'd still be a flippy, pornstar tranny who will never be mainstream.
 
Well if he did get into WWE at least he is safe knowing that Vince McMann only sexually assaults women.
 
If they did offer Bandit a contract I would not be surprised if he declined it due to being a mark for wrestling weirdos on twitter which after Lesnar returned is not in good standing with WWE
 
So Joey retweeted some crying about Conservatives and le hecking natzees posts again. I'm sure that WWE talent scout likes the fact you retweeted an Antifa post and that will totally get you hired by WWE.
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We got him doing thirst trap shit again.
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He talks about what voice he thinks in and what slang he uses.
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And finally we have him autistically making some retarded sounds like he's 2 years old eating some gummy snake.
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What a strange swap, the snake represents what is poison to society, that is what this faggot is. Surely it is a honest mistake to put fascism as a snake, right? :optimistic:

Can't wait for faggots like these to be dealt with in due time!
EDIT: It would be funny, tho, if he goes into the... uh, "major league", so to speak, only to get the pounding he deserves. :story:
 
Anyways Kidd Bandit had his first training seminar with a bunch of Scottish men trying to convince them to be tranny wrestlers.
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And then a video was uploaded of the guy that Kidd Bandit is facing for that gay pride championship cutting a promo on Bandit.
 
As if I didn't hate this fake ass, bargain bin, black metal faggot already. Thanks Allister, I wonder how many women you have inadvertently injured by inspiring Joey to throw shitty kicks. This is the same loser who puts a black blanket over his wife's pink gaming chair when he streams himself crying about some nigger that O.D on Fent because pink isn't metal.
Be fucking hilarious if the chick who Joey is wrestling ends up getting signed because that's the only reasonable explanation I have for this tweet being made.
Was the class "how to fuck up your entire life 101" because that is the only class Joey is qualified to teach.
 
At the same show that he faced Commander Jim Sterling, Bandit interrupted a match for the gay pride wrestling title, and cut a promo on how he wants to win it.

We have some pictures from some wrestling event that he was recently in thanks to some Japanese troon-chasing photographer.
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And finally we have an explanation as to why he wears those shitty hoodies all the time when entering the ring.
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Joey had another interview on some French podcaster's show. I love how you have the Podcaster speaking in French and Joey speaking in English, and neither is translated so you have an audience who can't understand what one person is saying. It appears that the Podcaster was speaking in English, but he was dubbing over his own words into French for his audience, but he didn't dub over Bandit's words.
 
Joey's doing some more training with his kicks.


He's having this big meetup at his wrestling event while also getting new shirts for people to buy.
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Some hyping up of his first match in Germany.
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Bandit thanks his "moots" and "Brigands" for following him and staying "loyal" to him when we all know they only jack off to his thirst trap pics.
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And speaking of Thirst Trap pics Joey posted a picture of himself after taking a shower with his moobs out where you can really see the manly face even with the filters. Also that hair continues to get fried as hell, which makes me think that balding arc is going to come sooner than later.
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So Joey is now paying Elon to have a blue checkmark, after bitching so much about him and that he was going to kill Twitter.
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Besides that Joey's supporting some Free Palestine Protest that happened in Manchester, and after all of the partying he did he's going back to Scotland.
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And finally there's some footage for his recent match for the gay pride championship.
 
And speaking of Thirst Trap pics Joey posted a picture of himself after taking a shower with his moobs out where you can really see the manly face even with the filters. Also that hair continues to get fried as hell, which makes me think that balding arc is going to come sooner than later.
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His hair looks like Chibi's 20 dollar Amazon cosplay wig. This is a rare Chibi w, because he can at least take off the wig.

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So a bunch of clips and a compilation from that Gay Pride Championship match were uploaded by Joey.


You can get another good look at how the Male Pattern Baldness is really shaping up.
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Besides that he thinks that if he gets enough traction he will be considered one of the best strikers in the world.
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Someone apparently hit on him at a bar because they thought he was an anime girl.
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And finally he's been seething about how his wrestling hasn't gotten any traction compared to his thirst trap pics when we all know all of his fans are troon chasers who don't care about his wrestling. He also thinks that the reason why his wrestling doesn't get any traction is because he's a troon.
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I haven’t watched any of his clips in a while because he’s disgusting, but lol. He’s been doing the same routine for like 4 years and somehow he has become noticeably slower. All of those kicks, the knee strikes… telegraphed miles away, and even despite how slow they are, they still look stiff.

Dude needs to stop watching anime and hentai and get the fundamentals down. The Naruto shit only looks cool (it really doesn’t unless you’re Mike Bailey or Ninja Mack) the first handfuls of times you do it.
 
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