💼 Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler turned Tranny Wrestling Promoter, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, involved with wrestling scams, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Rudolf's Friend]

So we got a new wrestling shirt from Joey's wrestling company where you can barely even read what it's saying.

First thing that came to mind with this shirt was that infamous AJ Styles tshirt that looked like cum from back in the day.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

We got the rules announced for Joey's all-troon wrestling show, and they are exactly what you expect.

I didn't want to keep shitting up the wrestling thread about this, but the more I think about it I get more pissed off about making a rule for tipping. I know tipping has been bastardized into being mandatory in most places because the bosses don't pay shit, but that only applies for service jobs. In general tipping is supposed to be a sign that you went above and beyond the norm to give such incredible service that the customer feels compelled to give extra. Shit like this is just openly begging. We can even ignore the point that this type of crowd are the ones to bitch about "cultural appropriation" then they turn around and steal something from Lucha Libre culture without understanding the meaning behind it, they just see "free money, gibs plz". But to actually go out of your way to make it the #2 rule for your "event" is actually disgusting. So these faggots expect anyone who wants to support them to not only buy tickets, pay for parking, buy concessions at the building, and maybe buy merch from the company or the wrestlers, but they also have to go around and spend more money at their "sponsors" and pull extra change out of their ass after every match to throw into the ring to pay more. I wonder if that works the other way...maybe a fan would decide that seeing a bunch of faggots with no training bumblefuck around the ring isn't worth the price of admission, would they be able to ask for a refund? Or would that be considered bigotry?

Fuck he might as well go full DSP and demand that everyone attends, engages (with only positive chants and cheers), and SUPPORTS! I can see Butt Bandit going into the ring after every match to say "Now, guys...we've had 2 matches so far and everyone has been engaging with the content, but I don't see anyone giving support! The wrestlers are having fun and enjoy being out here so if you want to see another show then we're going to need more support. Let's hit those goals, RIGHT NOW!"

 

[Slighly Used Gum]

"Traffic will be brutal. Leave early."
Good job making it sound like they recommend people to go home halfway through the show. Maybe "leave home early" or "arrive well in advance"?

 

[Salted Caramel Tears]

So we got a new wrestling shirt from Joey's wrestling company where you can barely even read what it's saying.

That looks more like the logo of a shitty Death Metal band.

 

[The Hungry African]

Fuck he might as well go full DSP and demand that everyone attends, engages (with only positive chants and cheers), and SUPPORTS! I can see Butt Bandit going into the ring after every match to say "Now, guys...we've had 2 matches so far and everyone has been engaging with the content, but I don't see anyone giving support! The wrestlers are having fun and enjoy being out here so if you want to see another show then we're going to need more support. Let's hit those goals, RIGHT NOW!"

I just see this as an opportunity to pelt troons with pennies.

That looks more like the logo of a shitty Death Metal band.

And just like shitty death metal bands the people behind the logo are a bunch of spergy losers with poor hygiene and a permanent spot on the sex offenders registry.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Found this podcast Joey did with some pooner who didn't show her face, some fat hoe, and some other fag about Trannies and fags in wrestling.

Why LGBTQ+ Representation Matters w/ Kidd Bandit - Queen's Road: Collection 9​

1:52:13

Spoiler: Timestamps

1:41 Stream start, Joey and the male host go on about being Filipino because they have no other personality.

4:08 Talking about the Queen of the Ring tournament and sperging about having the champion in it, Joey hates the King/Queen gimmick and dicksucks AEW.

11:57 Women's US Title match, one of the women, Jade Cargill, is queer (Aka attention whore). Joey talks about performing in conservative areas claiming that they love his wrestling and then defends Cargill along with the other people due to being queer.

23:44 Defending gay attention whore Aaron Rourke, crying about WWE releasing fags, not acknowledging pride month, and being associated with Trump, claiming that all wrestlers are theater kids. They also say that WWE is "Queer as fuck" but in a good way somehow.

33:52 New NXT Womeme's champion, womeme's matches in AEW, more AEW Dicksucking.

47:16 Shilling for Joey's tranny wrestling promotion, Joey did it out of spite after people got sick of troon shit, sperging about how gay wrestling is again. Joey claims that this event won't have any backstage drama (I'll place a bet that there will be).

59:23 Joey leaves after this segment and so does my interest. Pooner guest spergs about wishing she had tranny wrestlers as a kid.

1:01:33 Sperging about Joshi garbage and then other womeme's shit and lusting over AEW male wrestlers.

1:16:45 The subject in question, why we need more troons and fags in wrestling, It's all hecking Drumpf's fault that people hate trannies, we need to give trannies money, crying about women being called bitches.

1:33:24 The hosts ask the pooner guest who their favorite gay and troon wrestlers are, most of them are gooks, and the last is some literal who niggerfaggot troon.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Fans are complaining about tipping the wrestlers, and Joey's response? Shitting on the people for complaining about it.

He makes another announcement about leaving early to avoid traffic and recommending sharing cars.

He talks about that the event will be on VOD and how he's not gonna sell any more tickets.

We got what the first match for the event is gonna be, and I can already tell its gonna be a shitshow.

Talks about the original idea for the Kidd Bandit character.

Some more thirst trap shit for his troon chasing fans.

Some seething about Uwe Boll's new movie from Kotaku.

He met up with the woman wrestler who took his gimmick and gained more success with it.

Some white knighting of Ellen Page and her body being destroyed.

Spoiler: Pooner tits (NSFL)

And finally he's blackpilled about troon shit losing support and having so much pushback.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey and his crew have been saying that the event has been this "massive" success, but so far there has barely been any sort of media posted from the event, just some pictures and shit in their rinky dink hall.

0:04

What's more notable is the fact that neither the official instagram account nor any of the wrestlers at the event promoted the event when it was going on, so I guess we'll see if that Vod Joey was teasing happens. I did find these interviews from before the show was held.

1:56

1:45

We got a picture of that dead domain troon hanging out with PhilosophyTube at the event.

And finally Joey wants Jim Sterling to come back to the event so they can wrestle one last time, and Jim wants to go but he wont go until "Traveling to the US is safe again".

Edit: Found this being uploaded onto TikTok of the event by a fan.

1:04

 

[The Hungry African]

Such a massive success that the wrestlers had to bring their own signs to hype the crowd.
Such a massive success that wrestlers were standing in the background of the crowd.

Such a massive success that the ring is only a few feet away from the door.

@Rudolf's Friend I though Joey said he was going to put the whole show online? They were clearly filming it.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

@Rudolf's Friend I though Joey said he was going to put the whole show online? They were clearly filming it.

Guess we'll see if he uploads it, but I did stumble onto this vlog someone made of it, so I saved the most interesting clips.

PhilosophyTube making his entrance and cutting a promo

1:15

Rollup shit with the marquee wrestlers in the first match

0:21

Sleeping wrestler

0:29

Unironic selling of a pillow

1:25

Crowd chants for wrestlers to kiss

0:06

0:09

Bronco Buster then Stinkface

0:33

American Wrestler cuts based promo

0:20

Leather mascot

2:14

And finally the most notable highlight since it actually got a news article, PhilosophyTube using a chair in a match.

0:19

Here's the rest of the event for those interested.

Spoiler: The Vlog

34:49

So with all of this in mind, Joey still considers this to be a massive success, on par with the Austin 3:16 promo that will start a tranny revolution in wrestling somehow.

Besides that PhilosophyTube wasn't the only other Lolcow at the event, as fellow trooncow Jessie Gender was there as well.

And then finally Joey whines about the hecking Chuds complaining about woke shit in video games and thinks that all Conservatives are the same as the made up strawman of the 90s Christian mom.
Ver archivo adjunto 9234087

 

[The Hungry African]

I though Jim Sterling couldn't make it? Dig his new gimmick though.

Unironic selling of a pillow

I don't want to imagine what sick sleepover fantasies that troon had when thinking up that pillow spot.

Bronco Buster then Stinkface

More like stinkditch. Everyone involved in this spot should die.

TFW the bouncer tells you "Sorry sir, this is a ladies only club."

I'll watch through the full blog when its finished buffering. I've been waiting so long for this.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So after the whole event, Joey now wants to bring his all-tranny wrestling promotion to the world, most notably the Philippines.

Some more images from the event.

Some pictures of the people who wrestled at the event

Spoiler: Pooner tits (NSFL)

PhilosophyTube's hosting of the event got him a bunch of articles in the wrestling press. A&N article

And Jim Sterling now wants to wrestle Oliver after the event, along with a bunch of other tranny YouTubers.

Another lolcow crossover with Jessie Gender.

After the event Joey went back to doomscrolling on twitter.

He decided to show support for Denims in Ethan Klein's lawsuit against her.

Some more thirst trap shit that his chasers are jerking off to.

And finally he claims that he's had the first pooner vs pooner wrestling match in history, which even he knows isn't true because of the pooner wrestling company that he took over following the scandals.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey posted another old clip of him from before his knee injury to show what moves he used to do before it (and before he filled his body with harmful chemicals).

0:16

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Some more images from his all-tranny wrestling promotion, who all write these shitty poems to suck it off.

0:20

We get a look as to why Joey never finished his shitty video games that he said he was gonna do. He claims it's due to those hecking Chuds bullying him.

Some more old thirst trap pictures for his troon-chasing fans.

Joey and some other retarded troon thinks that if you don't like tattoos on girls, you're a pedo.

Another crossover with the Dead Domain troon he's been getting close with.

His favorite goyslop. All of these pinoys think their shit is the greatest.

Finally this is some months old and it's obviously done by a lesbo black woman but there were these two videos that went into the predecessor to Joey's company, T-boy wrestling, and the con that the pooner owners pulled off using interviews with troons who got scammed and even one of the owners who did the scamming (Not the main one though).
The Cruel Con of T-Boy Wrestling

49:48

Spoiler: Timestamps

4:11 The Rise
10:20 The Fall
15:18 The Allegations
33:30 The Standard
42:18 The Accused

The Corrupt Legacy of T-Boy Wrestling

57:34

Spoiler: Timestamps

3:39 The Statements
6:44 The Allegations
13:54 Marley's Perspective
37:29 Checks and Balances
42:38 The Answers
45:33 Adam's Perspective
49:00 What do we make of this

 

[Lick the Ball]

I have never seen an uglier group of people in my life.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Since the all-tranny wrestling event Joey hasn't really posted much of interest, but someone mentioned Trans Graps and it gave Joey PTSD. Apparently people accused him of being Trans Graps before and he's still seething over the fact he never got paid for the event, while bragging that his event has been more successful than Wrestle Queerdom.

He's been doing some more thirst trap shit to appeal to his fans with heavy face filters.

0:07

Here's the kind of person that this thirst trap shit works on.

He's mainly been sperging out about games and movies.

He's begging to get a job as an actor again.

And finally Joey hates himself.

 

[INirvana]

that whole trans event was nothing but ugly fucking people, jesus christ.

How the FUCK ARE YOU A ASIAN TRANS AND UGLY?

Those ladyboys actually put in work, how the fuck is this dude so dam frightening to look at?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's been pretty boring recently, he's mainly been sperging about some Assassin's creed remake that came out, lusting over one of the protagonists.

And seething at the Chuds for complaining about censorship in the game.

Really Joey's in general been in a politisperging mood, sperging about morality, celebrating Conor McGregor's loss, and fantasizing about a Woke comeback that will happen somehow.

Some more crossover with that dead domain troon, who apparently has some parasite in his body now and it's Drumpf's fault.

Some old cosplay that he did a while back for his chasers.

One of his wrestlers got an interview on some wrestling podcast.

some classes sperging shit.

And finally some black guy wants to be exactly like Joey.

 

[The Hungry African]

that whole trans event was nothing but ugly fucking people, jesus christ.

How the FUCK ARE YOU A ASIAN TRANS AND UGLY?

Those ladyboys actually put in work, how the fuck is this dude so dam frightening to look at?

He looks like he just came off the set of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's troon chasing fans want him to get back into wrestling, but he says he can't due to all of the bumps he took to his body (and the HRT and other drugs that he put into his body).

He's still making money off of his troon chasing simps and still blames not going anywhere with his career on Drumpf.

He wants to start a new all-tranny MMA League to compete with UFC to pair up with the all-tranny wrestling.

The vod is apparently still coming, but after seeing the vlog of it i'm not that interested.

He's doing more thirst trap shit again, and talks about how fat he's getting again.

0:03

Guaranteed Joey's gonna look like his old self soon but with a shitty wig.

Some comic book creator is putting Joey into his shitty comic book that nobody reads.

And finally some gay cholo/anime/emo shit.

 

[Salted Caramel Tears]

Joey's troon chasing fans want him to get back into wrestling, but he says he can't due to all of the bumps he took to his body (and the HRT and other drugs that he put into his body).

In other words, Joey was your typical retarded indie wrestler. Who thought if he did a bunch of dumb shit, it would get him noticed.

Someone really should have told him, it's not a sprint it's a marathon.