🐮 Lolcow Khristian Alcantara - a Jewelpet Lolcow

[Bork Laser]

He looks like the spawn of Homer and Connor.

 

[D.Angus]

His universe will explode.

Then that's all that maters right?

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Then that's all that maters right?

It would explode in a way it would provide lulz to everyone.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

He looks like the spawn of Homer and Connor.

this is a little off topic but, who is homer?

 

[Randall Fragg]

this is a little off topic but, who is homer?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/homerbeoulve-i-am-the-philippine-gamergate-king.4765/
A Filipino misogynist who joined the forums, got banned for ranting about feminism, and is obsessed with hentai games.

 

[dead76]

I found his Pixiv account:

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=10732523

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44973006
My Eyes!

I'm still finding the art he posted in Deviantart earlier that he found on Pixiv.

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Jewelpet-fan-art-Topaz-Real-Jewelpet-488428498
Someone have found out that he stole an art from his friend, according to the comment section, probably from Pixiv as he stated in the description.



I found another brave soul talking about Khristian:
http://theorangefactor.deviantart.com/journal/The-Most-Insulting-dA-user-ever-497822323
https://inkbunny.net/journalview.php?id=159364
I approve with this user.


His Yahoo answers account.
https://in.answers.yahoo.com/activity/questions?show=Y44HFNO3PL6B6ZVZA4EU7YPAIQ&t=g

https://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140705043456AA8x8cT
He asks if the Concerned Parents Against the Furry Fandom is blasphemy or not. I couldn't think who is the stupid one, the one who answered or him. I'll just say its him because everyone knows the page is just satire and he believes in that page. lol.

https://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140320152534AAXZVNS
He even asks to translate the image he posted in the link. It's probably about the black rabbit Jewelpet, as far as I know.

 

[dead76]

The cow had spoken once again. From his comment section(featured by owner)

"More idiots retardedly attacking here, they don't even who their dealing with. You're dealing with a divine person here. Jesus shall curse you all."
Everyone is dealing with a lolcow, not Jesus. This is going to be the last time I'm going to mention about his awful grammar.



He even made a "Jewelpet OC certificate of entry"

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Starpet-Jewelpet-OC-Certificate-of-Entry-521093549
"Certificate"


Some comments from his journal:

"Because yelling at someone via D/A journals has worked for everyone."
"immature much"
"Encyclopedia Dramatica sent me here..."
No comment on the last one.


Moar lurking on Pixiv lead me to the actual art of the original owner in which Khristian stole. Surprisingly, a Pixiv user from the comment section of the links have informed the user to the link where Khris uses their art, including the one I am looking for. Two of the original artists have already replied to the comment of the Pixiv user.


Original: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=21958366
Stolen by Khristian: http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantar...t-couple-ever-Dian-LOVE-Garnet-Saga-465457872

Original: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47232905
Stolen by Khristian: http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Jewelpet-Luea-misses-Herman-496259361


The art that I am looking for before.

Original: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46549526
Stolen by Khristian: http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Jewelpet-fan-art-Topaz-Real-Jewelpet-488428498

EDIT: I found his new Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/khristian_goku
"Enjoy."

"
Rinnie is not listening and getting our society all wrong, so you ask for it. Anti-Vocaloid will be coming soon, I didn't say what website."
I'll be expecting that.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Look at his recent comment on his own DA page

It appears he sees himself as a divine faggot then invokes Jesus!

Blasphemy much?

 

[dead76]

Just as expected of him.
He changed one of his account name into the "real" and new Jewelpet. This is one completely deluded cow.

https://plus.google.com/111873771133359026769/posts

another one of his twitter account

https://twitter.com/jewelpetsociety
The twitter account that I mentioned earlier is protected along with this one. Before the two were protected, I asked him about something about Rinnie and he blocked me along with the other account.

and his new blog about the new Jewelpet season:
http://jewelpetmagicalchange.blogspot.com/


His latest comments can be found here:
http://luea-jewelpet.deviantart.com/

"Good luck, If Rinnie can stop us review the next season, THINK AGAIN RINNIE!!!"

and here along with what I think is a burn from Reaper opal herself. lol.
http://reaperdeathlove.deviantart.com/

Khristian: "Oh satan is talking, Have you forgot what she did to us, Opal. She sabotaging our reputation, brainwash the netizens and eradicating us. -_-"
Reaper Opal: "I know and like I said she doesn't seem to be bothering us on Facebook last time I checked she moved on to this site"
The music from the comment of ProRinnie where Khristian replied is The Lord's Prayer in another language. He just bitches about the user's comment and never took a moment to hear the music.

I lurked at ProRinnie's profile and found this:
http://prorinnie.deviantart.com/journal/Please-be-informed-that-Luea-Jewelpet-is-a-Faker-514308623
There is also the comment of the DA user who considered Khristian as the most insulting DA user ever in this journal.

http://prorinnie.deviantart.com/journal/In-Response-to-Khristian-Alcantara-s-Actions-518565437
This journal is a true win. Read it.



Another comment of Khristian from reaper opal's page
"relax, I'm aren't retiring as roleplayer. I'm going to change to Topaz, if my human version on Jewelpet Magical Change doesn't appear."
He'll make another sockpuppet account based on Topaz.


That's about him for now but here's some moar findings that I lurked that is related about him:

This is the Steven Rode that he talks about:

https://plus.google.com/111201499063468745945/posts
http://vk.com/wall262911130
https://www.facebook.com/TitanaLight

When I compare the vk and fb Steven, vk Steven has his latest activity on 2014 and fb Steven is doing something not related to Khristian at all and according to this group that he created:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/184692494946630/

That this is "A group... without the controlling Khristian Alcantara presidentcy ruling over who does what and when and where and also keeps others safe from what he does to the females who defy his orders, This is a safe house away From that crule kid."

Now this proves that Khristian is a liar which means that Steven is not an "ally" of Khristian.

other note: my Philippine friend told me that this month is the start of the school summer vacation in the Philippines which means mohr internet activity from him. I'm still tracking this guy for how funny he is and I'm still going to update this thread is something is going on about his delusions.

EDIT: Forgot to add a pic I found before he blocked me.

EDIT2: His "love story" from another of his Pixiv account:
http://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=3051514
One good thing about this account that this account has been suspended appropriately if Google Translate is right.

Someone have mentioned his name here:
http://fposts.com/fbpost/141976959168393_649448521754565

"Helow satanas khristan i. Alcatara maliyang ginawamong pagmura sa allah binabalaan kita asahan mo ang apoy na naghihintay sayo pati natin sa mga kakampi mo god damage."

I know that it is in Philippine language but I couldn't understand it.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

It is not surprising that sooner or later, in the deeps of Internets, he is bound to be found and provide lulz and a lolercoaster ride for everyone.

 

[pickledance]

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/DEATH-BATTLE-25-Son-Goku-VS-Allah-494690845
That comment section.

 

[dead76]

His secondary twitter account is not protected anymore.
https://twitter.com/jewelpetsociety/


And look at his totally new art that is not taken from other site
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Jewelpet-Magical-Change-Season-7-523710382
that from what I think originally came from this link:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/536b758e4b450676ba0fa95306d9f5f4/tumblr_nlxiz4qinx1ss8ecbo1_r1_500.png


Lurking for his recent activity on DA shows that the two of his DA account have changed its profile pics and he replied to Reaper Opal's page from this page:
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16688781/3786953197
as "She didn't move to Deviantart to add more account unlike normally doing, she only here to waste her time and spreading extremely false rumors."

I've got a haul of lurkmoar information:

Another of his DA account. It's inactive for a long time.
http://myanmarietta.deviantart.com/
Birthday: September 28, 1996.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46255635
Yup, it's definitely his other account.

From the account above, I found this dead group with only one member:
http://sovietjewelpetunion.deviantart.com/

Then from the gallery, I found this:
http://myanmarietta.deviantart.com/art/Bonbon-Ribbon-Baybayin-Poster-394591280

Which lead me to lurk for this Bonbon Ribbon. It's another Sanrio character.

He even made a wiki to that character:
http://bonbon-ribbon.wikia.com/wiki/Bonbon_Ribbon_Wiki
using this account another account of his:
http://bonbon-ribbon.wikia.com/wiki/User:chiari_Tsukikage
and from the main page, there's a vk page that leads to this
http://vk.com/bonbonribbon
with one of the members is his other vk account.

I Googled it. There are no anime for that character.

Another of his Pixiv account with his works:
http://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=2535729
original account is dead.

Here are some Japanese users talking about cow:
http://toro.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/anime/1392392532/947
I used Google Translate as the translating engine.

from post #947, Khris has been making strange sites using images from Pixiv
#951 said that there are unauthorized use of Pixiv work from the links of Khris

There are also someone commenting on this link:
http://prorinnie.deviantart.com/journal/In-Response-to-Khristian-Alcantara-s-Actions-518565437
one of them is Japanese and the other one is the one who considered Khris-tard is the most insulting DA user ever.

Another of his Twitter acount. It's inactive.
https://twitter.com/khristianalcant

I am not sure if I should add this in my information but someone from Twitter has a link leading to this thread. Should I add it?

I'll also be uploading some pics about his address from the other sites just in case he deletes it. Contact me if this is against the rules. I don't know if its against the rules if he openly reveals his info.

EDIT: He went online 1 hour ago with two of his DA accounts. He commented Reper Opal this:"You may even ask yourself, "Am I sane? or this scum is insane?""
Khristian is insane for sure.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Well Khris-tard is going to get what he wants which apparently is internet fame.

 

[D.Angus]

Well Khris-tard is going to get what he wants which apparently is internet fame.

Why do most people confuse "Fame" for "Infamy"?

 

[voiceguy]

Wow! So much to catch up on. Thanks @dead76 for all your hard work.

Am I the only one who finds it oddly appropriate that Bing Maps shows his location as the end of a dead end street?

Apparently, most people who disagree with him on DA are reported by him as spam.

This Rinnie (aka ProRinnie on DA) is not only level-headed but a darn good sketch artist.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EUSJg3hjuW0
This shows his world-domination ambitions. Clearly this guy his more wrecked than Chris.

This was absolutely the best of all for me. To paraphrase: He thinks that since everything that happened in history came true, that means everything he predicts for the future will come true -- including him being over 200 years old. (Oh, wait, I forgot -- he can time travel and is a divine being which doubtless makes him immortal.)

I wish I could have that kind of self-confidence. On second thought, scratch that -- that would make me as much of a self-delusional mind-fuck as he is.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Why do most people confuse "Fame" for "Infamy"?

Apparently Khristian wants fame in the internet, but it isn't the "fame" we wants.

Wow! So much to catch up on. Thanks @dead76 for all your hard work.

Am I the only one who finds it oddly appropriate that Bing Maps shows his location as the end of a dead end street?

Apparently, most people who disagree with him on DA are reported by him as spam.

This Rinnie (aka ProRinnie on DA) is not only level-headed but a darn good sketch artist.



This was absolutely the best of all for me. To paraphrase: He thinks that since everything that happened in history came true, that means everything he predicts for the future will come true -- including him being over 200 years old. (Oh, wait, I forgot -- he can time travel and is a divine being which doubtless makes him immortal.)

I wish I could have that kind of self-confidence. On second thought, scratch that -- that would make me as much of a self-delusional mind-fuck as he is.

He is not self-confident, he is arrogant and has deluded himself with such idiotic predictions.

 

[dead76]

Thanks @dead76 for all your hard work.

You're welcome.

Just in time.
He must have seen the poular section of DA.
http://underbust.deviantart.com/art/Fluttershy-524214046
where he commented from the link above this:

"She's hot, I wanna fuck!!!

... just kidding

"

One of his DA accounts has the the above art as its favorite.



He made a new "Flag"
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Jewelpet-Society-Flag-April-5-2015-Present-524834053
He said that each star resembles a Jewelpet. It has 41 stars. There are 42 Jewelpets according to the official Sanrio page of the Jewelpets
http://www.jewelpet.jp/character/index.html

Which could mean that he must have abadoned 1 Jewelpet.



He couldn't even understand what the DA user says.lol.
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/31403971/3779310474

DA user:
">Implying Jesus can even do that.

Topkek.jpg"

Khris:"the what?"



I also noticed that his friends list has gottten smaller from both of his DA accounts.

EDIT:
His other Twitter account is active again.
https://twitter.com/herman_jewelpet

 

[dead76]

Editing my previous post for this lurkmhor information is too much so I'll add the info to this new post.

Moar in-depth lurk on the Japanese link with posts related to him:
http://www.wikidayo.info/contents.php?ita=anime&id=1392392532_6.html

I used Google Translate again as the translating engine.
The keyword is "ヘルマン"(Herman)

#590 says that Khris is a strange anime guy and uses photos from Pixiv and said that it is copyright infrigement.

#591 replied to #590 that those are the works of Herman aka Khris.

#597 said that it's Khrischan's work that is really not allowed that it needs to be perorted to Pixiv as inappropriate things.

from this link
http://www.wikidayo.info/contents.php?ita=anime&id=1392392532_8.html

#738 said it is a nuisance of Khris's continuous posting. It's probably about the photos from Pixiv that he used without permission.


Other info.
https://derpibooru.org/dis/jewelpet-thread-nsfw-content-allowed/10

apegacine said that:
"Has anyone here heard about something called "Jewelpet adventure"?
It was mentioned on Topaz's page on the jewelpet wiki but I haven’t been able to find out anything else about it except apparently that topaz is married to some guy named herman."

in which trashboat replied that:
"I’ve never heard of anything like that, I’m guessing It’s an edit from one of those Weirdos I’ve seen (I’ve seen some weird Jewelpet related shit on the internet)"
He has seen Khristian the shit.




I've got another huge haul of lurked info from the Jewelpet Wiki regarding the cow.
To summarize, he posts his shitty stuff in the wiki and then someone edited those out.lol.

From the revision history of the Jewelpet Wiki of Topaz:
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Topaz?action=history
One of the versions before Khris-chan's edit (Feb/5/'13)

http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Topaz?oldid=5068

And Khristian's edit(Mar/25/13)
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Topaz?oldid=5194
in which he added that "But in Jewelpet Adventure, she is Herman's Wife."

The statement above is not removed until the (Feb/28/'14) version
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Topaz?oldid=10074
removed that statement.




The edit history of "Jewelpet Happiness"
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Jewelpet_Happiness?action=history

He is the first one to create the article.
His update on the (May/30/'13) version
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Jewelpet_Happiness?oldid=5577
added more of his shitty stuff like his Herman, Tagalog version of the anime and his Facebook group until TacticalMaster, the Jewelpet wiki admin, deleted his shitty edits on the (sep/14/'13) version.
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Jewelpet_Happiness?oldid=6312



The edit history of "Garnet"
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Garnet?limit=250&action=history

His edit on (Apr/8/'13/) verison:
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Garnet?oldid=5419

He added some history in which which looks like he added details based on what episode he only saw until the (Jul/6/'13) version deleted it.
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Garnet?oldid=6158



The edit history of "Ruby"
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Ruby?limit=250&action=history

His edit on (Apr/8/'13) is about the History.
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Ruby?oldid=5416

It wasn't edited until (Jul/6/13)
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/Ruby?oldid=6141

 

[dead76]

Some DA user told him about something. He didn't read the info the DA user is talking about and he went mad.

Edit: words and forgotten stuff

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Lulz and butthurt intensifies.

Ver archivo adjunto 22455

Ver archivo adjunto 22456

The butthurt in him is strong! The potential lulz from him is also strong!

And now he threatens people by filing an obsolete case called "Libel" since here in Flipland, you can sue people with libel or even cyber libel.