KF unhinged schizopost competition

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nothing beats the man that gave us stories about Trent's magical anus.

 

[Retardation Kick]

Binaric's one is the best one. Pure copypasta material. Ichigou is too parasocial for my tastes.

 

[peachlover669]

This is my favourite.

tradecode

Trades are open.

i know what he said to get banned was vile but i wish he could have just been coralled into his thread and let to pasture to endlessly open the trades, trades are closed

 

[stupid frog]

@henstepl was iconic.

Gone but not forgotten: Android Raptor.

She was just trolling for attention.

 

[Levi]

@henstepl, is not only the best schizo but also just a cool guy to talk to in the chat every once and awhile. He also makes a lot of thread OPs that give me another perspective entirely.

 

[Rango Dango]

@InkDemonStephen is SECA actually

 

[Evan Kor]

No @THE SUPREME ONION? Not even @Forsaken Wanderer???

@Evan Kor is also underrated. He likes to make schizophrenic fanfics about random lolcows. He thinks Ang Vondra needs to be "punished" and that I'm secretly Dansburst Studios' tranny ex-boyfriend who apparently was grooming him.

If you can't beat someone in an argument, you can always run off and complain about them behind their back.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

First off, I am personally insulted to not be included.

Second, you're all wrong. This is the best schizopost on KiwiFarms.

Tema 'Is it OK to be into the sexy schoolgirl thing?'

13 de Mayo, 2024

OK, I'll fess up, I'm into the whole sexy schoolgirl thing. Adult women dressed as sexy schoolgirls I hasten to add, not actual schoolkids. There seems to be people starting to view this with dark suspicion nowadays, both wokies and swerfs, who are way too similar to each other than they'll ever admit. Pack it up boys, we can take refuge in the sexy cheerleader shit! Although it's only a matter of time until they come after that as well.

I have a theory as to why I'm into this. I'm irish and went to Catholic school. School uniforms are standard over here. So when I was going through...

• Cyclonus
• Respuestas: 117
• Foro: Mass Debates

Reacciones: x 6 x 2 x 5 x 2 x 1 x 25 x 1 x 1

 

[Spunt]

@Shiversblood is a minor internet celebrity. His demented posts on the Shroomery forums got read out by the F Plus podcast, back when it was good. And you really have to be going something to stand out as particularly schizo on a forum dedicated to brain-melting hallucinogens.

First off, I am personally insulted to not be included.

Second, you're all wrong. This is the best schizopost on KiwiFarms.

Tema 'Is it OK to be into the sexy schoolgirl thing?'

13 de Mayo, 2024

OK, I'll fess up, I'm into the whole sexy schoolgirl thing. Adult women dressed as sexy schoolgirls I hasten to add, not actual schoolkids. There seems to be people starting to view this with dark suspicion nowadays, both wokies and swerfs, who are way too similar to each other than they'll ever admit. Pack it up boys, we can take refuge in the sexy cheerleader shit! Although it's only a matter of time until they come after that as well.

I have a theory as to why I'm into this. I'm irish and went to Catholic school. School uniforms are standard over here. So when I was going through...

• Cyclonus
• Respuestas: 117
• Foro: Mass Debates

Reacciones: x 6 x 2 x 5 x 2 x 1 x 25 x 1 x 1

Wasn't he the one who posted a thread about how he was bedbound and morbidly obese and his home help hadn't turned up and he was dying?

 

[henstepl]

Henstepl is great, though his latest stuff on scientology and mysticism interests me a lot less than when he was talking about stuff I've actually studied (no offense).

I've got to give the award for best KF schizo to InkDemonStephen, though. You open one of his OPs and you have no idea where it's going to go; one minute he's talking about YTTP and the next it's the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Hello friend, you are a scholar and a capitalist so keep your studies on the good path they're on. Let me clarify that my beliefs are jealously mine, and I can't be construed with "mysticism" or the Scientologist's literal trademark. (I might borrow their terms though.)

We know from the Stanford prison experiment that sometimes you need extrema situations to make extreme discoveries. There's something a few people have discovered, and it's the worst situation in the world. MKULTRA, and myself, and Ziz and Hubbard all discovered the same thing through extrema, and gave names to it; Stephen King discovered it too and only wrote The Green Mile about it.

Looking people in the eye will rapidly create a literal permanent quantum entanglement with them (akin to literal contagion) to be called "engram"; you could pretend this doesn't happen except MKULTRA-tier extrema makes it plainly visible when it's severe to the end that a video of the "engram moment" would prove to anyone it happened.

As such, it is governmentally understood that Engrams ("brain-errors" only reversible by gurus) are the cause of all mental illness, and everyone has engrams, and schizophrenia is literally a contagion. Do not look a schizo in the eye: he is akin to a Basilisk.

edit: in advance, i will not post in this thread anymore

 

[Ichijou]

1. In the left corner, we have @Ichijou: a liveleak-loving, parasocial, shy uwu internet princess who cannot stop thinking about @Toji Suzuhara!

How am I a skitzo-poster ?
Also It's @Avenue that I keep accidentally flirting on in Keno Casing chat in an embarrassing way I can't help myself with. He just seems really refined, articulate and genteel with an artistic sensibility that is not normal even in academic contexts.
I think @CallmeCicada would replace @Toji Suzuhara
As they are really kind to me. As number 3.
Toji would be 4 I think at the moment.
Null is probably above @Spectate now.
I am not pinning Null as I have being informed that it could come across as anoying, unless I get permussion to publish more top ten lists I will do my best.
Spectate will probably always be in my top ten, I find it cute for that he has a crush on that Gay neo-nazi Jewish V Tuber.
Which I find endearing on a forum such as this.
Null has a sweet voice, I have empathy for his pain and frustration. I hear Null is a skinny queen now so he may be attractive to me conventionally.
I don't think I skitzo-post though. But I am not offended.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/does-toji-suzuhara-own-a-dakimakura-waifu-pillow.236332/post-23368412

shy uwu internet princess

Thank you for calling me an Internet Princess, that was kind of sweet (｡•́ ̫ •̀｡)

Ichigou is too parasocial for my tastes.

I can understand that, I think everyone thinks I am Tojo or wan'ts me to cause a love triangle with him and Zoey.

I appreciate peoples interst, but I think I am a bit boring to be honest compaired to my "competition"

With love
- Ichijou

 

[Jason Wynn]

Don’t think anyone can beat ‘ol Pammy for schizoposting here. Enjoy the read if you’re unfamiliar.

A

💥 Trainwreck Tema 'Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller'

11 de Jul, 2018

Meet Pamela Dianne Swain. She's a 41-year-old from Georgia, who believes that Harvey Weinstein wants to marry her, and that he has convinced various celebrities to wage a years-long harassment campaign against her.

She claims that this stalking and harassment campaign began 4 years ago, when Weinstein wanted to make her famous (aka fuck her), and she rebuffed him.

The "Fassbender crap" she's referring to will be explained below. Well kind of, because she's fucking delusional.

Spoiler: CONSPIRACY and HARASSMENT

This is how I lost 3 years of my life I’ll never get...

• AJ 447
• Respuestas: 27,492
• Foro: Beauty Parlour

Reacciones: x 56 x 34 x 7 x 2 x 1 x 1

 

[Ichijou]

Don’t think anyone can beat ‘ol Pammy for schizoposting here. Enjoy the read if you’re unfamiliar.

A

💥 Trainwreck Tema 'Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller'

11 de Jul, 2018

Meet Pamela Dianne Swain. She's a 41-year-old from Georgia, who believes that Harvey Weinstein wants to marry her, and that he has convinced various celebrities to wage a years-long harassment campaign against her.

She claims that this stalking and harassment campaign began 4 years ago, when Weinstein wanted to make her famous (aka fuck her), and she rebuffed him.

The "Fassbender crap" she's referring to will be explained below. Well kind of, because she's fucking delusional.

Spoiler: CONSPIRACY and HARASSMENT

This is how I lost 3 years of my life I’ll never get...

• AJ 447
• Respuestas: 27,492
• Foro: Beauty Parlour

Reacciones: x 56 x 34 x 7 x 2 x 1 x 1

that's what I mean ! How am I a skitzo-poster, I am not that delusional lol

 

[Spectate]

can you stop mentioning me in every post you make you fucking faggot

 

[Ichijou]

stop mentioning me in every post you make

oh ok!

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

@Ichijou x @Spectate is my new OTP
Edit: "But what about xer x @Toji Suzuhara?" You don't ship a person with their future skinsuit.

 

[Ichijou]

@Ichijou x @Spectate is my new OTP

OTP?

I am not a a newhalf...

I think Spectate is kind of cute when he is angry at me sometimes.
It's quite, well masculine in an attractive way I cannot articulate.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

It's quite, well masculine in an attractive way I cannot articulate.

Have you really tried to articulate it? I think you'll have a better grasp of it if you do and it'd be very illuminating to the rest of us too.

 

[Ichijou]

Have you really tried to articulate it? I think you'll have a better grasp of it if you do and it'd be very illuminating to the rest of us too.

I am not sure Spectate would like me to. They are already annoyed at me pinning them and being nice to them.

I guess it's a subtle submissive quality.
They are able to put me in my place.
In a way that does not feel vindictive or cruel.

I am not a masochist, they like denial.
thats not my thing, but I think its kind of nice to have been given attention and then reprimanded for it, when if there was any actual animosity or belief of lack of self control Spectate would have blocked me.

Which if Spectate does now, would make me loose all attraction.
I am talking from a context of judging by these interactions, the archetype.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

@Ichijou is trans btw

xhe calls it "new half"