KF/LegalAdvice - take some, leave some

[Lurkette]

Post your legal issues below and a trained legal litigator will respond within 48 hours

 

[Okkervils]

I'm being falsely accused of rape by @Y2K Baby and @Heinrich Himmler.

Wat do?

 

[killmeme]

I'm being sexually harassed by Okkervils avatar.
What are my options?

 

[Monika H.]

I'm being falsely accused of rape by @Y2K Baby and @Heinrich Himmler.

Wat do?

Don't worry, you'll receive a call from my lawyer very soon.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Can I sue Kiwi Farms for mis-religioning my posts with Islamic Content?

 

[CIA Nigger]

My mom took away all my chicken tendies for a month, how can I force her to give me them?

 

[DatBepisTho]

My mom took away all my chicken tendies for a month, how can I force her to give me them?

No, but you can start windmilling on that bitch until she gives them back. 100% sure to work!

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

My mom took away all my chicken tendies for a month, how can I force her to give me them?

Bribe her with your hard earned good boy points.

 

[gobbogobb]

I'm being falsely accused of rape by @Y2K Baby and @Heinrich Himmler.

Wat do?

Did you use lube?

 

[Okkervils]

Did you use lube?

Yeah, semen. But I had verbal consent.

 

[Lurkette]

Yeah, semen. But I had verbal consent.

Define "verbal consent". This is different for different cultures, so we must be aware of that.

 

[Okkervils]

Define "verbal consent". This is different for different cultures, so we must be aware of that.

graphic NSFW

Spoiler

"Geez!!!Ah!!Yeah" is explicit consent.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I tried to build an Ikea chair and my dick got stuck into power outlet. Who can I sue?

 

[Coconut Gun]

So this guy has this stuff that I really want, but he won't give it to me. Can I just take it? He barely even uses it, and I'd appreciate it way more than him.

 

[obliviousbeard]

So this guy has this stuff that I really want, but he won't give it to me. Can I just take it? He barely even uses it, and I'd appreciate it way more than him.

1) Are you bigger than him?
2) Are you better armed than him?
3) is he bitchnigger?

if the answer to any of those is yes, then sure

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Pigs will eat anything.

 

[gobbogobb]

I tried to build an Ikea chair and my dick got stuck into power outlet. Who can I sue?

Your mom for vaccinating you and causing your autism

Ikea for your meatball fetish.

President Trump's because why not everyone else is doing it

 

[Tempest]

I just want to sue people for fun, what do I do?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I just want to sue people for fun, what do I do?

Sue them, citing "misgendering, literal rape and murder attempt"

 

[Coldgrip]

As an injun, can I open a casino on my neighbor's property if I claim it's actually sacred burial grounds? I have some leftover skeletons and tombstones from Halloween in case I need to come up with proof that it is.