KF Guide to Woke Games

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HL2 is more of a era thing
Something that aggravates me endlessly is the INSISTENCE on humorous PG dialogue 4 seconds after, say, a lengthy sewer traversal in which you're surrounded by scorched corpses and gore. Feels like it was written last week by soy enthusiasts at certain points, despite having excellent lore and plot intrigue. The first game had bits of that too, but it was mostly just the security guards saying dumb shit.
 
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I'm also getting sick of seeing the no gender, just mix and match everything kind of character creator. It's incoherent and I struggle to immerse myself in the game. But more to your point it feels like a way to avoid any transgender specific language while still pushing the same ideas. It's a similar thing with race. There are a bunch of distinct races... But they're all everywhere and interbreeding and have always been everywhere... It's straight up not how any of this works.
I don't mind it in high fantasy games when I can give my female dwarf a ridiculously big fluffy beard or make weird alien freaks, but they're not intended to be freaks by the devs, they're meant to normalise the freakishness sadly.
 
I brought it up because it fit my example. Based on your description that thing sounds far more interesting and I never said that AC franchise is good but it's popular with the normies so yea.
The game is Kingmakers. The gimmick is you're a time traveler interfering in said WoR by dragging in pieces of modern weaponry. It's Harry Turteldove fiction on crack. Sadly, it's development looks stalled.

Why does it always have to be a "far-right/nazi" thing? Why can't we blow up Red Army soldiers? Why can't we blow up a dangerous a drug-dealing gang that happens to be black? Why can't crazy post-apocalyptic maniacs be like troons or blacks instead of regular white men?
*shrug* Okay, now there, I don't have a gripe, if only just to have some variety. Hell, Farcry 5 won a lot of points with me for having us hillbilly types and even a militia actually be the good guys for once.
 
>ambiguously
>sometimes

All these characters beg to differ:
Can't believe you didn't include Nidai. He's a big butch guy like something out of the Blue Oyster bar in Police Academy, and gives one of the girls a sports massage and isn't aroused in the least while all the others are gawping at them.
 
Oh don't get me wrong, I think putting trannies into literally any setting is stupid as fuck because it makes zero sense to be "trans" in a world where you can go full chrome like Lizzy Wizzy, or in a world where you can drink a potion to turn you into your desired sex, but as far as forced trans points go Claire is one of the less offensive examples because there's an actually interesting character to be discovered should you care to, yet it is a character you can ignore entirely and go through the entire game bar Claire's specific mission list without ever noticing that she is in fact voiced by a dude and you won't ever see the trans flag on the back of the Beast either.
Exploring Claire's story did break my immersion as she explained how her transition was True and Honest in the year of 2077 where you have murderhobo gangbangers with so many implants that they go cyberpsycho, yet Claire's family struggled with accepting her and all of that nonsense. I still much prefer a non-Mary Sue trans character that is completely optional, but to be clear it is still a turd in my delicious sandwich and I would much rather CDPR didn't put the turd in my meal.
You are giving an inch. They will take a mile.

Do not suffer the invasion of your media.
This is why it annoys the fuck out of me when leftists cynically claim that these companies only push wokeness because it is profitable.

Nay, if they truly just wanted to make money, they would have stopped years ago. Or they never would have done it in the first place.
They only say that so they can have their marxist rage at the giant companies while they actively support their pet cause.

They must FOREVER cast themselves as the plucky put upon underdog.
 
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According to Alyssa Mercante's delusionally fat bloated blacked simp Kahlief Adams, woke games are good and not the problem. The Trump administration is.
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I'll add to that that many so called "anti-woke" people still seem to unironically say things like "I want my games to be apolitical because it's escapism and entertainment, just make good games please".
There is a developer that I have recently took an interest in called Kvltgames, whose team is composed of chuds that develop their games on their spare time apart from full-time work with little budget. Recently, they got extremely shitted on by your "fellow based anti-woke right-wing chudtuber" Synthetic Man (Coby), who called Kvltgames grifters for using non-woke in their marketing, stating that games should not openly be right-wing. When chat called Coby out for being too hostile for no reason, Coby then played a game developed by Kvltgames called Serene Estates: Last Guy, a charming PS1-style game, and gave the game the most DSP takes imaginable just so he can own chat. @The Tall Man has some of the details:

His original point that KVLT just makes a bunch of right-wing grift stuff calling out woke memes immediately falls flat.
It's actually a game with its own little story made by people with a based perspective.

But he can complain about what the game isn't, so he does, because he has to win against chat.

He plays the first level and complains about there being no enemies and it being too easy.
He comes to the section where a drone enemy is sent after you and dies.

He complains that there is no point to HP.
He survives the drone encounter on his second attempt, barely, with just one HP.

He complains that the game is a puzzle platformer, when he correctly called it a puzzle platformer in the beginning.

He complains about there being logs after correctly recognizing the System Shock inspiration.

He ignores the directions given by the voice call and the logs. He doesn't open the PDA to check his objectives and doesn't pay attention to the level, which has big signs indicating every area, even has maps on the walls, and there is a giant green glowing door where there was none before.


Not only does right-wing game developers like Kvltgames are cornered by Redditors, hostile game journalists, and a woke industry, but also by the based anti-woke grifters like Synthetic Man, that discourage them from making video games. Ultimately, it's another reason why the right-wing or the "normal non-woke" stuff never can take a foothold in entertainment. Man, do I dream PPP and Warski put Coby on their shitlist.

In response to Synthetic Man's Fuentes-style backstabbing of the cause he claims to support, I'm here to give the thread some of the games that Kvltgames to give it more exposure. I haven't played them yet, but the game I am looking forward to purchasing is Dverghold.


KVLTGAMES​


The Great Rebellion

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Year: 2024
Ranking: None
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2732820/The_Great_Rebellion/

Kvltgames' debut game is a 2d shooter that is more of an outspoken politically right-wing "protest" game where you control a Ryan Gosling-like chud fighting your enemies that are all aspects of globohomo who controls a cyberpunk world.


If you want more evidence of how anti-globohomo the game is, The Great Rebellion got banned in Germany and later pulled from the Switch store by Nintendo.


Serene Estates: Last Guy

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Year: 2026
Ranking: None
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3724910/Serene_Estates_Last_Guy/

Kvltgames later enlisted a small team of developers to create a Utopian Virtual/Frutiger Aero-style adventure platformer with PS1-graphics called Serene Estates: Last Guy. The backgrounds look visually impressive. From what I seen from the gameplay, the politics is extremely less explicit than what you see in The Great Rebellion, which discredits Synthetic Man calling this game openly right-wing. Nevertheless, you still get the sci-fi globohomo themes such as "live in the pod, eat the bugs, own nothing, and be happy" portrayed negatively in the game. There is also a free demo available.

I played Serene Estates: Last Guy myself and he is just being retarded to pwn chat. The controls are tight, the story is neat, and it pokes at deeper themes like anti-natalism, transhumanism, and of course the concept of "the last man." It's a fun little action puzzle platformer with great atmosphere.



Dverghold

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Year: 2026(?)
Ranking: None
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4216280/Dverghold/

Most of the effort of Kvltgames following the release of The Great Rebellion has been put into Dverghold, an old-school high fantasy CRPG with its gameplay based on Eye of the Beholder with some influences from Diablo. You set up your party from camp, explore and fight in the ruins of a Dwarven city, and return to the camp to restock and refill and go back. With the setting based on North European fantasy and mythology with some Tolkien influences, the team intends for all humans, elves, dwarves, and halflings to be white in accordance to European demographics.

There is a free demo available with an early release coming soon, and it became a sleeper hit for the team with many normies (and the Japanese) being interested in the game.



American Krogan​

Kvltgames also joined an interview hosted by chudtuber American Krogan if you're interested in listening.

 
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We got another indie shooting game that went woke with the pronouns lecturing. It's Luna Abyss.


EDIT: Of course, you get liberal slimebuckets like Alyssa Mercante's lapdog Airbagged that would love to buy Luna Abyss with the woke lecturing, political agendas, social justice, and identify politics, because he's a good white male ally of gayming, and he's such a pro-woke chud that he wants to attack & harass every single famous grifter to "own the anti-woke chuds". That, and he's not a very intelligent Antifa lolcow, notice all the booze he drinks on a daily basis.
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@Romeo "Not only does right-wing game developers like Kvltgames are cornered by Redditors, hostile game journalists, and a woke industry, but also by the based anti-woke grifters like Synthetic Man, that discourage them from making video games. "

What the fuck is this abomination of syntax and grammar? English, motherfucker, you have no fucking clue how to speak it!
 
We got another indie shooting game that went woke with the pronouns lecturing. It's Luna Abyss.
Fun update on this one, the modern audience turned out in full force to support the developers:

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Mind you, the game allegedly cost 5 million dollars to make, was 6 to 7 years in development, and the company that made it employs over 400 people. Regardless, they've lost massive amounts of money on this piece of shit. Rest in piss, Marxist faggots.

Also, the game somehow has more reviews that there were concurrent players, 400+ reviews to 317 players, so nothing suspicious going on there either.
 
Reminder that every time a woke game goes bust and loses all that money, the smug employees got their inflated salaries for years. They extracted potentially hundreds of thousands from a company and got to spread their message. Not a bad gig even if temporary since the company ends up shuttered.
 
Reminder that every time a woke game goes bust and loses all that money, the smug employees got their inflated salaries for years. They extracted potentially hundreds of thousands from a company and got to spread their message. Not a bad gig even if temporary since the company ends up shuttered.
and blackcock will just subsidize all their losses or shuffle them around into a new shell company
 
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