KF Guide to Woke Games

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Calandrino dijo:
I'm almost at the end of it, seems fine
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Then you must have been playing a different LoU2 than the rest of the world. You know that Anita Scameesian worked on that game. Neil fired the writers from LoU1 and replaced them with Anita. They put a tranny as lead character, have a sex scene with said tranny, the other lead character is gay and they have gay scenes in it. Any male side character is nothing but a prop, their plotline matters little to nothing. I forgot the rest of why the game is trash... NakeyJakey has some good points too. The story is just fucking dumb.
 
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Calandrino dijo:
I'm almost at the end of it, seems fine
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>Ellie shits on Joel for saving her from some quacks at the previous game
>"Bigot sandwiches"
>Pride crosswalk in apocalyptic times
>Joel gets turned into a weakling and unceremoniously killed with a golf club
>They force you to play as the killer, who is supposedly related to one of the quacks that almost killed Ellie
>She looks like a macho ma'am in a time where it's hard to stay well fed
>THE SEX SCENE BETWEEN MACHO MA'AM AND SOME GUY WHO'S CUCKING HIS PREGNANT GF BY DOING THE DEED
>She has a 13 year old lil' pooner as a partner
>Lil' pooner is girly as shit, is only a pooner because she doesn't want to follow her culture's customs and get married young or some shit like that
>Lil' pooner loses it when she gets called by her real name
>A church gets turned into a synagogue, and the game won't let you shoot anything, you antisemite!
>Jewess who's banging Ellie fucks an asian man and somehow, the baby comes out niggermutt.
>Nothing ultra bad happens to macho ma'am because she's Druckmann's lil pet, meanwhile Ellie loses fingers so she can't play the guitar anymore, the jewess dumps her and takes the niggerasianjewmutt baby with her, and she no longer has Joel, so Ellie ends up completely alone for daring to take revenge on the macho ma'am that murdered the man that saved her.
And that's only what I got from being here when the leaks happened.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman dijo:
I would like to add that if you have to qualify a game by saying something like "Yeah, it has X and Y plus Z, but it's not woke" then your game is absolutely woke.


Hoes mad and I'm loving it. You can't stop me. The rating system means nothing anymore.
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Wasn't Atomic Heart shunned for being "Russian Developers"?

Does it actually contain pro or anti Russia propaganda?
 
Borderlands 2: Medium

It has been a very long time since I've played this game, so I'd appreciate anyone filling the rest of this out
  • Forced romantic relationship between Lilith (Caucasoid) and Roland (Negroid), despite the two not having any history or rapport in the first game
  • Anthony Burch was a lead writer. He is notoriously woke, even before wokeness took off, and has a thread here on the farms that was created nearly eight years ago.
  • Fedora tipping-tier lines about women, like this one:
XCOM 2: Medium (bordering on Mild, since the story itself is based)
  • Random characters have their skin color and facial features randomized, but more often than not tend to come out looking like weird, ugly brown mutts. This is not how genetics work at all, despite what racial fetishists would have you believe. However, your playable squadmates can have every single feature changed in their customization menu, including their race and features. If you want a homogenous squad, you will have to do this a lot.
  • Ugly women, attractive men. It is possible to make attractive women for your squad, but you can only make about two or three before you start making twins.
One of the main characters is Lily Shen. I searched for a picture of her for this post, and this very flattering fanart came up:
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In-game, she's hideous:
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For comparison's sake, this is John "Central" Bradford, who is your sidekick throughout the game:
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I never played either of these games and I have some questions.
Brain Power dijo:
>A church gets turned into a synagogue
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I heard about (and saw a video of someone attempting to do so on YouTube) the part where you can't shoot any Jew shit in the synagogue.

But I'm curious about the reason, in game, that a Christian church is converted into a synagogue. Is this ever explained? Does the game explicitly let you know that the building was once a Christian church that has now been converted into a synagogue for whatever reason?

There would have to be a damn good reason, an extraordinarily good reason, for me to observe something this bizarre and say, "Oh, okay. That makes sense in this context." Because as someone with zero context hearing you say this, it sounds like the most blatant, in your face, anti-Christian, Zionist propaganda.

I'm hoping theres a perfectly reasonable explanation and im just being dramatic. I know current year shit sucks but we can't be at this point yet, can we?

Brain Power dijo:
>"Bigot sandwiches"
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What the hell was this in reference to? How was it said/used in game? In what context. I already know, whatever the answer might be, it's gonna make me cringe. I just wanna know the potency of the cringe.
 
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Caesare dijo:
What the hell was this in reference to? How was it said/used in game? In what context. I already know, whatever the answer might be, it's gonna make me cringe. I just wanna know the potency of the cringe.
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If I remember correctly, old man doesn't approve of Ellie slow dancing with her big nosed lesbian lover. Later he apologises and offers them sandwiches before they leave for a trip.
 
Pissmaster dijo:
Borderlands 2: Medium

It has been a very long time since I've played this game, so I'd appreciate anyone filling the rest of this out
  • Forced romantic relationship between Lilith (Caucasoid) and Roland (Negroid), despite the two not having any history or rapport in the first game
  • Anthony Burch was a lead writer. He is notoriously woke, even before wokeness took off, and has a thread here on the farms that was created nearly eight years ago.
  • Fedora tipping-tier lines about women, like this one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=dKeFU6UGpaE
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If I remember correctly Lilith and Roland are not actually a couple during the events of the game, but they were beforehand. More prominently, Hammerlock is a niggerfaggot added just because he's a niggerfaggot, there's a whole DLC dedicated to him married another faggot who is the heir to the Jakobs company, Torgue is also revealed to be a faggot, and Tiny Tina is a character in the game. I wouldn't consider the base game very woke, just super dated and filled with autistic 2010's humor and memes.
 
Since there's a time limit on editing posts that aren't the OP, I made a document of the list using LibreOffice and attached it to the OP for easier use.

Note that because I can't compact the list of screenshots to keep the tables as short as possible, I decided to cut the "References/Links" section out, although it's still encouraged to post evidence to the thread.
 
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Pissmaster dijo:
Yeah, that makes sense, lol.

The worst thing Sylvando does is kind of just force his way into your party, and manages to do so because the Luminary can't really say no. Erik pushes back a little bit, but nobody firmly puts their foot down and tells him to fuck off.
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Turns out, you really needed him anyway because he owns a ship.

He also had a number of light gay jokes:
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But like, so did Richard Simmons.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b-r4Flc_d2M
I can totally see how a lot of people would call him woke, but he never sexpests on anyone, even his sidekick Dave that literally looks like a gay BDSM bondage guy:
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This is a really hard one to defend, but I swear this isn't woke in context. It's just fuckin' gay as hell, is all. But not in the "We're coming to molest your kids" kind of way.
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These are fair points. I can't edit my original post, but I concede stating it's mild/medium, and instead none/mild based on the version. His bisexuality's alluded way more in the Japanese version which I remember looking up way back when I played DQ11. I can't for the life of me find it after all these years.
There were way sketchier lines in the Eng version, such as
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The macho guy steering his ship and the boys in his 'circus' parade all call him 'big sis' or 'Sylv sis' in the JP ver. Though, in hindsight, it's all pretty harmless stereotypical flamboyant gays portrayed in Japanese media.
 
Does anyone have a rating for Berserk Boy? Also, does anyone have any opinions on the game itself? It looks like it might be good.
 
Pissmaster dijo:
Yeah, that makes sense, lol.

The worst thing Sylvando does is kind of just force his way into your party, and manages to do so because the Luminary can't really say no. Erik pushes back a little bit, but nobody firmly puts their foot down and tells him to fuck off.
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Turns out, you really needed him anyway because he owns a ship.

He also had a number of light gay jokes:
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But like, so did Richard Simmons.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b-r4Flc_d2M
I can totally see how a lot of people would call him woke, but he never sexpests on anyone, even his sidekick Dave that literally looks like a gay BDSM bondage guy:
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This is a really hard one to defend, but I swear this isn't woke in context. It's just fuckin' gay as hell, is all. But not in the "We're coming to molest your kids" kind of way.
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It's the kind of thing I wouldn't have batted an eye at pre-woke era. It's light enough to maybe be passed off as "haha comedy relief faggot character", but with Square being woke it's a tougher call. Safest bet is mild imo.

When tolerable fag characters comes up I think of MGS2's Vamp. His faggotry was to accentuate his weirdness, not to virtue signal.
 
Gender: Xenomorph dijo:
Wasn't Atomic Heart shunned for being "Russian Developers"?

Does it actually contain pro or anti Russia propaganda?
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There was some Ukrainian dipshit that made a gay video seething about how the devs were Russian and the world needed to care, forgetting that it's just a video game. Content leeches like Asmongold reacted it and probably drummed more attention to it than it would have gotten otherwise. I don't think redditards and xitter troons convinced anyone not to play it. The game was mid enough to speak for itself before any astroturfing one way or another.
It's hard to say what counts as propaganda. It portrayed the Soviets as competent and technologically superior but it's fiction.
 
Not sure if this has been posted.

Animal Crossings: New Horizons, Nintendo. Mild.

Player's gender replaced with Style. NPC Villagers send Valentine's gifts to the player regardless of their own gender, in previous games it was always the opposite.
 
wtfNeedSignUp dijo:
Having a woman trained with Naginata drive off bandits is fine, having them fight against Mongols is ridiculous. And having a badass grandma is always silly, at least old men can still kick some ass if they get lucky and have the genes to keep their muscle mass. Only in scifi you can justify that trope.
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That trope is so ubiquitous that it likely precedes ideology, just game devs copying other game devs who in turn did it because it's easier to simply make men with tits than model sex differences with game mechanics. WoW did the same thing back in 2004, and even when a game like Ck2 tries to reflect historical realities it presents them as arbitrary rules set by culture/religion flags.
 
Garamok dijo:
Has anyone experience with Guild Wars 2? Is it woke or is it safe to play?
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I really enjoy the overall gameplay of Guild Wars 2. The story however has a nonbinary character in the End of Dragons expansion that goes by they/them, there's a lesbian couple that's shoved in your face for the majority of the story, and the entire Sylvari race is bisexual in the lore.

"To a sylvari, love is spiritual and eternal, regardless of physical form and contact, and sexuality is simply a natural part of life. So long as it is entered into with good will and joy, the gender doesn't make a difference." Source

The game also has pride holidays in it and the devs are obnoxiously gay. All of this is why I don't play the game anymore.
 
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