KF at work?

[Red Hood]

I think up my best shiposts at the office, fam

 

[Eryngium]

Yeah well she's a crackhead so you'd probably get along great.

What's the fine damsels number?

 

[chicken wings]

It's eiter this or reddit. And I can only tolerate so much reddit.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

What's the fine damsels number?

Spoiler: Go for it.

867-5309

 

[Rei is shit]

my boss just saw me reading this thread and guess what happened

Spoiler

 

[PL 001]

I do. Not on my work computer, but on my phone. Good way to pass a few minutes of downtime here and there.

 

[IV 445]

I can’t explain the very concept of kiwi farms to a stranger, let alone an employer, without sounding like a maniac.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I work night security so KF is basically all there is to do.

 

[Pargon]

Nigga, I'm almost only on KF at work. You think I'm gonna devote my free time to this place?

That's when I'm busy staring at anime tiddies.

 

[Coolio55]

I occasionally misclick a porn link on this site at work but I've never got in trouble for it so I could probably just be looking at that all day. Tough choice

 

[OB 946]

Sometimes I sit on the side of the road for hours with literally nothing to do, so yes.

 

[Damn Near]

Yeah, but I tend to keep the thread-viewing rather tame (CWC, fat loser Dobson etc). No buckwild disgusting faggots or trannies at work, it's poor form and I believe reflects badly on me.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Basically any site that isn't local news I only read on my phone. As far as IT knows I just read the paper, get the weather, and maybe look at Slickdeals.

 

[AssRock]

I work at home, so instead I browse KF while out in public.

 

[Voltaire]

Who the fuck has time to browse the internet at work? I'll tell you who, the coworkers that I wish would find another job.

You're at work. Do your work or get the fuck out because you're inevitably making my job harder to do.

If you can't slack off at work it's probably because you have a shit job. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I occasionally browsed on my phone on lunches and breaks and such. Had one person try to peek over my shoulder like I couldn't tell they were there (saw their reflection in something else nearby) and I clicked the button on the side of my phone that takes it to sleep/blackscreen mode and said "Can I help you?"

 

[Doc Cassidy]

If you don't have a job then you never have to worry about getting fired. It's called being smart.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, on my phone. It’s not like I’m the only congressman looking at inappropriate stuff.

 

[An Ghost]

Whenever I get a free minute I’m usually on KF on my phone. I click all the spoilers. I remember being in the break room with people when I saw Chris’s un-clit.

I’ve never been caught in the sense that somebody says “he’s on Kiwi Farms he must be a terrible person!” People don’t know what KF is. Normal people don’t know what stormfront is either and, if it wasn’t blocked where I work, wouldn’t care either.

 

[dreamworks face]

I'll check kiwifarms from time to time while waiting for stuff to build. If it causes me to get fired or disciplined, I'll just get a job at one of the other fifty tech companies within walking distance of my office in under a week and probably a salary increase.