🎭 Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[Positron]

I'm sure this was already posted deeper in the thread, but has anyone thought to ask Keveroo how he defines "white people"?

By their music taste apparently.

 

[Wake me up]

Rutgers is missing out on a hell of a deal not rehiring Kevin right now to teach a Virtue Signaling Masterclass! As for his lolsuit, I hope it goes to court just so we can see Kevin's reaction after a judge tells him that he's mentally unstable, was a threat to his students and is glad he'll never be able to work again, right to his face! Inb4 tweet: "it went this way because I'm black gay!"

 

[Ginger Piglet]

It was popular... because it was an easy A, you pretty much just had to pull 8 pages out of your ass that boiled down to "YAAS KWEEN" and you'd get full marks.

I recall further up the thread someone mentioned that students could submit their Tumblr posts as coursework. So it wasn't exactly rigorous.

 

[AnOminous]

I recall further up the thread someone mentioned that students could submit their Tumblr posts as coursework. So it wasn't exactly rigorous.

Every campus has at least one of these Professor Hippie Dippie Easy A guys who wants to be one of the kids and everyone knows you go to for a free GPA boost. Usually they're harmless and don't threaten mass murder because they're chimping the fuck out. If this gay moron had simply been able to refrain from threatening vehicular homicide against random pedestrians, he'd still have a job.

 

[Wake me up]

threatening vehicular homicide against random pedestrians,

If it was random, it'd probably be fine as well but if I'm not mistaken, he was threatening politically-motivated vehicular violence - against the people who won too, so are probably the majority (of voters at least)! Goes to show how particularly stupid Kevin had to be to lose his job.

 

[Cackspangler]

How long until this guy slices off his cock and balls with a bread knife and starts bathing in brown shoe polish?

 

[AnOminous]

Well, the summons on his lolsuit was returned executed so he's now further along than Russell Greer.

 

[Positron]

White women! You voted WRONG!

Your side is toast if you continue to call people idiots.

FUCK YOU DAD!!!!!!

Something that almost makes sense. What he should have said is that "representation should never be forced".

Still, even though "representation" has "led us astray", if it means fewer white men in films Kevvie is all for it!

Kevvie speaks the Voice of Trans:

Claiming to like Joyce's Ulysses is "virtual signaling"!

(This said, Pete Buttigieg is a fucking pleb by giving his No. 2 place to Le Petit Prince.)

Kevvie is so good at not being a dick.

 

[AnOminous]

White women! You voted WRONG!

Just because he's a faggot who thinks he's a black woman trapped in a white man's body doesn't mean he gets to lecture women.

 

[Trombonista]

Just because he's a faggot who thinks he's a black woman trapped in a white man's body doesn't mean he gets to lecture women.

He's such a mansplainer.

 

[Cato]

Look, this guy is an idiot and an asshole, but credit where it's due...

Although he articulated it idiotically with the "virtue signalling" comment, on the whole he's not wrong about Ulysses.

 

[Truthspeaker]

It's like reading about Elizabeth Holmes in 2013:

Beyoncé’s Black-Intellectual ‘Homecoming’

The performer’s new Netflix documentary, which details her landmark 2018 Coachella performance, is as much a celebration of African American scholarly history as it is a concert film.

www.theatlantic.com

Beyoncé's supposed to be legendarily dumb, even among celebrities. There's no way she actually wrote, directed, and produced a professional documentary about a bunch of people who wrote books for a living.

Someone's gonna burst this bubble, and I'm hoping it works so well, Kevin Allred kills himself out of shame.

 

[Positron]

Jesus did not teach Women's Studies.

I agree that American colleges are a scam, and I'd be somewhat glad if they go the way of Fannie Mae. But it is your responsibility to have picked up an unmarketable, worthless area of pursuit -- and pursue it to post-grad level.

Indeed, who needs a degree if you have a rich daddy and aren't adverse to sucking ten cocks in a roll?

That's why his creditors are not going to see a red cent.

Capitalism gave you Beyond-shite, you dumb fuck!

But you're still unmarketable.

IMPEACH!!!

LEAVE BURKA BIMBO ALONE!!!!!!!!

BERNIEEEEEEEEE!!!

Also Kevvie is having cold feet about his impending (2 months later) book release:

I've noticed that the word "interrogate" is the book reviewers' secret code for "don't fucking read this trash".

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You can skip the below if you don't what to hear him going delirious over some annoying pop cunt.

Asian starlets typically have more than a HUNDRED pages of photos in their album "booklets", because they have nothing else to sell but their flesh.

Such gushing would be embarrassing for a 13 year old, much less someone more than twice that age.

Does he even listen to anything else at all?!

WTF does that even mean? Did you put on Taylor "Country Ass" Swift by mistake?

Oppsie, it seems Kevvie made a mistake:

Yeah, only SLAY KWEEN has "cultural impact".

 

[AnOminous]

The only difference between this creepy weirdo and Russell Greer is a couple woke points and Russ wants to fuck Taylor Swift while this weirdo wants to be Beyond-shite.

 

[Rekkington]

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Jesus did not teach Women's Studies.

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I agree that American colleges are a scam, and I'd be somewhat glad if they go the way of Fannie Mae. But it is your responsibility to have picked up an unmarketable, worthless area of pursuit -- and pursue it to post-grad level.

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Indeed, who needs a degree if you have a rich daddy and aren't adverse to sucking ten cocks in a roll?

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That's why his creditors are not going to see a red cent.

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Capitalism gave you Beyond-shite, you dumb fuck!

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But you're still unmarketable.

IMPEACH!!!
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LEAVE BURKA BIMBO ALONE!!!!!!!!
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BERNIEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Also Kevvie is having cold feet about his impending (2 months later) book release:
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I've noticed that the word "interrogate" is the book reviewers' secret code for "don't fucking read this trash".

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Asian starlets typically have more than a HUNDRED pages of photos in their album "booklets", because they have nothing else to sell but their flesh.

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Such gushing would be embarrassing for a 13 year old, much less someone more than twice that age.

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Does he even listen to anything else at all?!

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WTF does that even mean? Did you put on Taylor "Country Ass" Swift by mistake?

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Oppsie, it seems Kevvie made a mistake:
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Yeah, only SLAY KWEEN has "cultural impact".

Of all the lolcows on here there is just something so uniquely upsetting and embarrassing about this guy.

 

[kcbbq]

His knowledge of American music is very, umm, millennial.

I wouldn't even rate Robert Johnson as the most influential American musician, and pretty much all modern blues, rock, and popular music, plus anything any guitar at all that isn't classical guitar or lap guitar goes directly through him, and we can only guess how he actually sounded because they altered the speed of the recordings to fit on the records. Beyonce sang some disposable pop R&B that some people like. Johnson was the inaugural member of the 27 club. The Rolling Stones covered Robert Johnson. Eric Clapton/Cream. ZZ Top. Led Zeppelin. Nirvana. The Doors, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fleetwood Mac, and on and on. It's crazy how much impact one guy who almost nobody ever heard perform had.

His fixation is weird.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Now Isabella Goodwin, CJ Walker and Simone Weil, those are women you can get excited about.

You know, I've never got these people's hateboner for Taylor Swift. Sure there are better singers and she's done some dumb stuff, but she could be changing her socks and they'd use it as an excuse to brand her as evil.

In a lot of ways, what happened to Taylor Swift at the hands of Kanye West (with Beyonce's tacit approval) was one of the opening shots of the modern day culture wars; predating Gamergate in a lot of ways, in terms of being the left's equivalent of Japan invading China and doing all sorts of atrocities before the second World War actual began.

It's particularly important, because the lunatic left has never forgiven Taylor Swift going on the offensive regarding Kanye's actions and not just laying down and taking it, as far as how Shawn Colvin was similarly humiliated and saw her career pretty much die outright after Old Dirty Bastard did something similar to her. To a lot of lefties, she's not allowed to play victim because Beyoncé lives matter more than hers did.

 

[Rekkington]

I wouldn't even rate Robert Johnson as the most influential American musician, and pretty much all modern blues, rock, and popular music, plus anything any guitar at all that isn't classical guitar or lap guitar goes directly through him, and we can only guess how he actually sounded because they altered the speed of the recordings to fit on the records. Beyonce sang some disposable pop R&B that some people like. Johnson was the inaugural member of the 27 club. The Rolling Stones covered Robert Johnson. Eric Clapton/Cream. ZZ Top. Led Zeppelin. Nirvana. The Doors, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fleetwood Mac, and on and on. It's crazy how much impact one guy who almost nobody ever heard perform had.

Not to start a big homosexual debate but everyone can play that game of "here was the REAL pioneer of (genre) that nobody ever knew about" in which case they're not really a pioneer. Race Realists on all sides have been doing that for years, like here is the Swedish guy from 1910 who actually invented hip hop, and here's some African nobody that secretly invented punk music.
No doubt he was a blues pioneer but I hate laying shit like rock and pop music at his feet cause then you get into these debates like "well if you think about it hip hop wouldn't exist without Kraftwerk" and nobody really believes any of it.

 

[AnOminous]

No doubt he was a blues pioneer but I hate laying shit like rock and pop music at his feet cause then you get into these debates like "well if you think about it hip hop wouldn't exist without Kraftwerk" and nobody really believes any of it.

Almost all the mega successful rock musicians of the 50s and 60s explicitly cited him by name as an influence in some form or another, from the Stones to Clapton to Zeppelin and even Bob Dylan. I think his claim to huge influence is pretty merited.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

@Positron, I'd have quoted that autistic montrosity of a masterpost, but I'm on mobile, and I couldn't handle 4 minutes of scrolling, just so I could spoiler it all.

Anyways, Kevkev has apparently missed the fact that "free education" means he'd receive no pay for his inane drivel, because no one in their right mind will voluntarily pay him for his borderline stalking of Beyonce.