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Then I'd ask about getting us paychecks for all the good work we do. Laughing at cows is serious business, after all.
🎭 Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
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- 22 de Jul, 2016
I started reading about this cuck because of his idiocy over the Trump election. But the more I read the more I come to this pathetic conclusion.
Kevvy really and truly believes Beyoncé is a goddess come to grace us with her presence and we are all mere slaves at her command. WTF people. Why isn't he in the loony bin for delusions like this? that's what we used to do with tards who believes that a real person was the incarnation of a deity.
Kevvy really and truly believes Beyoncé is a goddess come to grace us with her presence and we are all mere slaves at her command. WTF people. Why isn't he in the loony bin for delusions like this? that's what we used to do with tards who believes that a real person was the incarnation of a deity.
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- 5 de Ago, 2017
Well, as long as they weren't all that cool. It was okay to think that of a Roman emperor. Thinking it of David Koresh? Bad taste.
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- 18 de Mayo, 2014
My favorite bartender has a masters in physics.
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- 30 de Sep, 2014
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- 24 de Ago, 2014
He keeps raging while watching the State of Union address, but he just can't look away:
Barking at some rando:
Canada has a million problems but Beyond-shite studies ain't one.
Indeed Kevvie might have problems staying in Twitter:
Barking at some rando:
Canada has a million problems but Beyond-shite studies ain't one.
Indeed Kevvie might have problems staying in Twitter:
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- 3 de Jul, 2016
I have never been so bored or hungry for attention as to actually signal on social media for the FBI to come for me for a more serious round 2. I almost feel sorry for the guy because I don't think Beyonce's gonna come and post bail for an angry, pasty-white, talentless unemployed manchild who keeps promising he'll shoot people for the thought-crime of supporting the elected president.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
It would be funny if his public lunacy actually forced Beyonce to denounce him personally and sue him to stop using her name in his pathetic excuse for a career.
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- 9 de Jun, 2013
We both know Kevin would go on about Trump/"White Men" being the real reason she'd tell him to fuck off and will continue until something crazy happens.
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- 15 de Ene, 2018
The best bartenders are chemists.
In my experience, well-adjusted people that won't bite a patron's head off while making typical bartender small talk (see the game? how about that storm? etc) are the people that make good bartenders, are people that make the drink you ordered. For some reason I imagine Kevin thinks martinis contain vodka. I also imagine he'd chimp out if you told him to vary a recipe.
Let's not get started on ordering a Negroni from him.
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- 30 de Sep, 2014
Sure, I wouldn't imagine Kevin to be good at anything but bitching on social media.
Bartenders need to be therapists on some level (aside from being able to mix a wide variety of cocktails), so Kev would be triggered by any irl conversation.
Dealing with drunks isn't that great, either.
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- 11 de Nov, 2016
For someone trapped in gridlock for hours he also doesn't know how traffic works.
You know how you get gridlock? When people pull ahead even though the light is turning red and there is no room left past the intersection. So now not only is the N\S street blocked, but E\W is locked. And then it spreads like a virus, all because of one driver who was too stupid to realize that two objects can't occupy the same physical space or too self-serving to care.
DON'T BLOCK THE BOX, ASSHOLE. And then you won't get a ticket from the (fuck the) police. Well, for that anyway. I have a feeling Kevin could manage to do something to get one anyway.
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- 9 de Jun, 2013
How did this guy become a professor when it's this clear he can't follow basic logic? "Americans are dreamers too" does not in any way imply the reverse. "Apples are fruit" and "Bananas are fruit" does not mean "Apples are bananas".
Also it's interesting how "Americans" reads automatically as "white supremacists" to him....which he wants illegals to become....
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- 24 de Ago, 2014
Nah Kevvie thinks he is the most logical one:
(Don't you just love how all these idiots' metaphors draws from pop culture?)
Indeed he is so logical that he worships some slut as goddess:
And his life totally doesn't suck either:
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- 13 de Jun, 2016
Kevin is unemployed and unemployable and his book is still nowhere near being published. He argues in Twatter from morning till night and has a man bun.
And then had the temerity to claim his life doesn't suck?
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- 24 de Ago, 2014
Kevvie turns down an interview by Fox News:
Quick reminder that he is still a jobless punk who can't even finish a worthless PhD:
And chances are his only accomplishment in life is to out-Phil Phil:
Quick reminder that he is still a jobless punk who can't even finish a worthless PhD:
And chances are his only accomplishment in life is to out-Phil Phil: