🐮 Lolcow Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

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What happened to "I already have a job"?

@Kosher Dill Congratulations, you get a direct response! Though I think the "it" here refers to autism

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So which is greater: the number of times that ADF has threatened to commit suicide, or the number of times that Sonichen has been revived and "redesigned"?

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@Kosher Dill Congratulations, you get a direct response! Though I think the "it" here refers to autism

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So which is greater: the number of times that ADF has threatened to commit suicide, or the number of times that Sonichen has been revived and "redesigned"?

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Who did he get to draw that version of "Sonichen"? He actually looks kind of cute and well-designed, so there's no way it's a Kengle original. I'm also not seeing how it has anything do with Sonichu other than a vaguely familiar name.
 
Who did he get to draw that version of "Sonichen"? He actually looks kind of cute and well-designed, so there's no way it's a Kengle original. I'm also not seeing how it has anything do with Sonichu other than a vaguely familiar name.

The best and brightest minds have attempted to dissect and decode "Sonichen" but all have come up empty. My guess is that he just wants Chris to notice the name so that he'll drive over to RI to suck Kengle's cock or something.

The first question is easy to answer, though: he has a bank of rights-free manga clipart (that he probably paid for :lol:) that he endlessly "redesigns" with no end product in mind ever.
 
Who did he get to draw that version of "Sonichen"? He actually looks kind of cute and well-designed, so there's no way it's a Kengle original. I'm also not seeing how it has anything do with Sonichu other than a vaguely familiar name.

I think its a trace of some clip art I have seen him use before.
Damn I pay way to much attention to minor shit.
 
@Kosher Dill Congratulations, you get a direct response! Though I think the "it" here refers to autism

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So which is greater: the number of times that ADF has threatened to commit suicide, or the number of times that Sonichen has been revived and "redesigned"?

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I got a question for Kengle.

What makes him think that reviving this Sonichen and Rosechen abomination is gonna improve his chances at finding a better job? At least the real Sonichu comics have this whole it's so bad it's good thing going for them. These are just so weird and badly done that I wouldn't want to waste more than a minute trying to read through them.
 
What is your job Kengle? Why are you interviewing for other jobs? Don't you like your current one? :pickle::pickle::pickle:
 
I admit it's bizarre finally being able to talk to Kengle in some way. I knew he read this thread and used to have an account a long time ago, but seemed most fixated on Hausdorrf for some reason.

Atleast promise me you'll travel with company at night.
You dont want to find yourself in kennys crawlspace covered in orange peel.
 
Bookkeepers are like the grunts of the field of Accounting. No one needs a degree to do bookkeeping, you just need to know how to use Quickbooks (which is basically a simple database program where you just select an account and drop in numbers) and excel. That someone with a bachelor's in Accounting is sitting there chilling doing bookkeeping makes my head hurt because there is so much more money to be made in the field. Hey Kengle, TAKE THE CPA EXAM! ALL THE FIRMS ARE HUNGRY FOR CPAs! It isn't that hard, I passed all four sections the first time I took each section. Initials are nice to have on the old resume and saying that you kept the books for the local dog groomer won't impress anyone.
 
Hey Kengle, TAKE THE CPA EXAM! ALL THE FIRMS ARE HUNGRY FOR CPAs! It isn't that hard, I passed all four sections the first time I took each section. Initials are nice to have on the old resume and saying that you kept the books for the local dog groomer won't impress anyone.

If Kengle can't even be fucked to decide on how Sonichen looks, what makes you think he gives a shit about trivialities like professional qualifications?

EDIT: @dollarpennypincher @yawning sneasel fucking triggered

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Taxation, regulation, auditing and attestation, financing, all these things are much different concerns when you're dealing with multi-million dollar corporations. People who do bookkeeping for small businesses are basically doing simple data entry. SAP is a bit more elegant than Quickbooks, but that is neither here nor there because CPAs generally aren't playing around entering data into SAP... CPAs prepare and conduct audits, write up annual reports, consult with firms on alignment of practices with legislation such as the Sarbanes-Oxley act and the Securities Exchange Acts, design tax strategies, set firms up so that they can become corporations, CPAs can even serve as council if someone has legal problems with the IRS. Comparing the approach to finance in a small business bringing in >$100k and firms bringing in millions is something that someone who has studied accountancy should never do. C'mon Kenneth, get on the ball. You have a bachelor's in this stuff you should be smarter than that.
 
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