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Pull up several seats gorls! In the immortal words of Sam Telfer, Blaze's ticket is getting punched!
Meet Crystal Lynn Kollman/Knoch aka BlazeNBanter!
Crystal has 3 children with Brandon Wolfe (Sr). Their marriage was abusive, and the two split. She had trouble getting him to pay child support, with Brandon even questioning the paternity of their son (one look at the son, and one can see that was a fool's errand). It's unclear what sort of relationship, if any, Brandon Sr. currently has with his children. What is known is that after initially being denied, he finally achieved his apparent lifelong ambition of obtaining a bartender's license. Dream big I suppose. (Not particularly relevant to anything, but I think one of Brandon's brothers is a big ol' rice queen!)
Crystal had the usual financial troubles. Her criminal history is just small claims court and divorces with that pesky paternity suit.
Anyway, Crystal then found love with Jajuan Carter. Uh oh, JaJuan Carter is a registered sex offender!
And not for some technicality or misdemeanor either, he was convicted of second degree sexual assault of a child. In Wisconsin, "child" in this context means someone under the age of 16. In this case, the victim was 14 years old. His bond conditions were so severe that he was prohibited from engaging in sexual activity with anyone.
Since the offense occurred while JaJuan was 17 and he was charged as an adult and went from high school to prison, there is no scenario in which Crystal married the man who went by the alias "Bone Carter" when he was not already on the sex offender registry. Which means she brought her three children (children she had already removed from an abusive household) into a home with a registered child sex offender. Crystal applied for a name change to Carter in 2015. Her son just graduated high school, making him 7 when she married JaJuan. All of her kids look about 2ish years apart, making their ages between 7 and 11 when she moved in with a registered child sex offender. Crystal and Jajuan divorced in 2016 by default because he was locked up until 2018 for theft (with a repeat offender modifier).
Crystal then got with Justin Knoch, who seems to have a clean record and to have provided stability for her in the form of a rented home at the end of a dead end street and money to throw at Hussy. Third time's a charm!
Hopefully he was the one she saved the hand fasting poem and Viking runes boards for on Pinterest.
So Crystal used that stability to get involved in Hussy Nation drama going as far as to be a part of a panel helping to dox UnicornGurl83 and call in a welfare check on her family live on the Internet!
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But! Crystal didn’t exactly stumble into the pastures of Gorlworld by accident. She quickly worked her way into Hussy’s good graces, with her wallet doing a fair amount of the heavy lifting.
When HekatesDaughter asked her on a panel on 5/30/26 whether she was new to GW, Crystal plainly said she’d been around for a while.
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Of course, interesting details tends to get lost whenever Hekate is constructing a narrative. Facts that don’t fit have a habit of being ignored. Crystal telling her she’s been around is one of those pieces of information that was swept aside, but I digress!
In WOTI’s deep dive stream (timestamped) he said that he’d heard that Crystal used to mod for NakedAndLaughing AKA Queen Cobra as Swarovski420. He showed proof Crystal had signed up for a social media site called Lemon8 under the name BlazeNBanter, and linked her youtube, which is still on the site as Swarovski420. link | archive
Word around the campfire is that Crystal used to email information to some of NAL’s reaction channels, and was apparently pretty involved during the period between NAL’s second and third trips to Casper. Crystal was allegedly the person that sent NAL the King Cobra doll. So one does have to wonder just how much of the whole NAL Goes to Casper part 2 and 3 she had her fingerprints on, considering she allegedly modded for NAL to gather information to give to reaction channels behind the scenes.
Of course, this could all be complete bullshit, and Crystal is more than welcome to come out and explain why she somehow ended up playing both camp counselor and town crier in the middle of a volatile lolcow relationship.
But here she is on 6/8/26 when Jessica Messica called her Swarovski in Hussy’s chat:
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Crystal, you sound a little ruffled gorl! One of Crystal’s Facebook accounts is even named “Swarovski,” because apparently subtlety died long ago. Her name *is* Crystal after all!
Crystal attempted to go back to her roots and do a NAL stream on 4/16/26 after she apologized to UnicornGurl and was ousted from Hussy's community, but the audio was so bad that she sounded like she was broadcasting live from the bottom of the Mariana Trench. She also sounded completely wasted. She did another stream the next day, but no1curr. Crystal has also tried her hand at retro reacting to Cobra content and on 2/1/26, announced she was compiling recipes for a Cobra cookbook.
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According to Carrie and others, Crystal even reached out to Cobra’s father about this project. Nothing says "tasteful tribute" quite like approaching a grieving parent with an idea on how to profit off his dead son.
Crystal clearly has plenty of money to throw around in Hussy’s corner of the internet, which raises an interesting question: if she was willing to insert herself into monetizing a dead man’s name and was present during the most explosive chapters of Cobra and NAL’s relationship getting info for reaction channels and reaching into their lives, just how far was she willing to go as one of NAL’s moderators? What else did she mail NAL? What were her intentions with Shanny and Rev? What were her intentions with Unicorngurl83?
Wait, we don't have to wonder what her intentions with UnicornGurl were. Blaze deleted this stream, but UnicornGurl was sniping her. While Crystal was on panel with Fallon, she said she intended to make UnicornGurl a cow on 2/13/26:
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Crystal did an interview with Rev on 1/4/26 with her camera on! (timestamped) She got a lot of views from that on youtube, but shortly after that, Rev and Shanny were evicted, and the Shanny content dried up, forcing her to look for something else, which she found in Hussy and Carrie's community.
What has to have gone wrong in your life when Rev looks better on camera than you?
According to Crystal, she found Shanny and Rev through watching the LCU and Buffweeb
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She also recently said on 6/9/26 that she was “warned” about Carrie before coming into the community.
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Buffweeb was the one that approached Hussy and Carrie with the idea of setting up a content house with Shanny and Rev, which was the catalyst that blew up their friendship. Given Crystal’s habit of inserting herself into the lives of lolcows and attempting to steer their personal affairs, one has to wonder how much of a coincidence it really is that Buff happened to be the one whose content scheme fractured Hussy and Carrie's friendship shortly after Crystal arrived on the scene. Was she was working behind the scenes again?
Hussy says Val should "be in prison for life" for playing video games with someone almost 18 in a gaming server, then inviting him to her wedding when he was 27.
For life. Prison.
Now here's his mod Blaze who saw a man who raped a child and thought "mmm yeah, I want to marry him and give him access to my kids mmm yeah"
At least their little friend UnicronGurl moves in creepy men so she can have dick on hand and then they get convicted for raping her kid. Not Blaze! She moved her kids in with an already convicted child fucker.
I wonder what Judge Hussy's recommended prison sentence will be. After all, yesterday he declared that the Royal Our duty in life is to protect children and animals.
Hope going real life and pozloading negholes was worth having the world know she gave a convicted child fucker access to her kids, and married him knowing what he was.
Dear UnicornGurl may want to keep her head down for awhile. She's been skulking around community posts and posting more apology videos to Negz. Hussy said last night that he doesn't care where the people in his chats go, but fraternizing with the people he's sued is unforgivable!
Rubbing elbows with the big dogs here!
Who is next on Hussy's list of enemies for UG to justhappen to occupy space on the internet with?
Yato did a stream going over an old stream of Hussy and MFW's where he was showing his true colors by screaming at women in a now familiar pattern. People newer to Hussy should watch this stream, it should be illuminating.
Which is certainly not a gayop. No ma'am. Her rubbing assholes with Tasharoach is just a coincidence. The Bodega would never try to damage Negz in real life. Nor do they use retards to do dirty work!
The absolute state of the Bodega when all they have left are people who have more fingers than IQ points. And she only has 13 of those! Everyone finds their tribe!
Thankfully he dropped the suit against Tragic in exchange for dox and is now giving him money. UG is marked safe from Hussy's ire.
FOR NOW
Reminder that Blaze (real lifer, pozhole negger, pedophile fucker) wanted to send the cops to Negz's house over that fake email after calling him a criminal for it.
When last we left the two pedophile fuckers, Blaze and UnicornGurl, Blaze was in emotional ruin after UG sent pics of her to WOTI.
Fallon took time out from twisting her nipples to Chris Watts to hold a support stream for Blaze. Hussy assured us she was safe in the arms of her husband as she recovered from this unforgivable betrayal - not the convicted child fucker husband, the new weird looking one.
INNYHOO!
They are reunited and it feels so good, while denying carnal knowledge of Jajuan.
The first clip is from Lana Oriani AKA Truth & Transparency who Flo originally claimed she was "scammed" by. I'm a little lost about the "romantic relationship" discourse but Lana reveals that Flo wanted to travel to North Carolina in the middle of winter to have a BBQ with the Watts family. The second clip is Flo admitting that her other former bestie Natasha Cooper bought subs for her previous channel. My limited knowledge of these people is that they are all pieces of shit but at least Vicky had fun with this: Original Archive (Tor)
A "mother", who can't keep her kids from getting arrested or molested in their own home, or stay out of the newspaper for being a belligerent welfare mom, is up in an attic hammering whiskey and totally not mixing it with oxy and Valium while she slurs it up with the woman who married a convicted child fucker.
UG is exactly where she belongs - in the Hussy Dumpster behind the Bodega.
Hussy is live with Carrie's name in the title, because it's literally the only way he can get more than 100 live viewers these days.
How do UG and Blaze keep getting WORSE as people?
BOTH have fucked pedophiles?
Moving into a home with your kids and a sex offender is unforgivable. What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
She needs to go to rehab or do something.
This is absolute madness.
In a shameless bid to siphon off GG's viewers, Hussy has conveniently decided that now is the perfect time to go live. Vultures have impeccable timing it seems. Of course the title of the stream has Carrie's name in it. He's beating this dead horse into dust.
Yato did a stream going over an old stream of Hussy and MFW's where he was showing his true colors by screaming at women in a now familiar pattern. People newer to Hussy should watch this stream, it should be illuminating.
What the unholy fuck? How do you all keep up with all this? Hussy and Fallon shit-talking Negz? LOL...I wonder if NEGZ has grounds for one of the lolsuits Hussy is always throwing around? And Fallon's command of the English language and spelling..."awe" "crator", etc. Published author, everyone! What a tangled, knotted, hefty clusterfuck of rancid assholes that smell like cheap ranch dressing, santorum, and used condoms, rotting in the sun. LOLSUITS ALL AROUND!
I hate Negz, but I want to see a few people kick Hussy's ass in court. Hard. And ALL his grifts brought into the light, and sanitized by him losing his disability benefits. Maybe he can do a homeless arc with Shanny and Rev.
ETA: LOL...Unicorn Hurl being buddied up with Queen of Spaz. Fuck...that is HYSTERICAL! She'll learn like everyone does. It's all about Beth, and how dare you say otherwise. How is she going to connect UG to RSN? Sad and pathetic.
I think Negz is more focused on criminal acts than on civil suits. He made a stolen identity report to the FBI regarding that email that Hussy gleefully read and presented as authentic, as those skeevy, lying pedo fuckers UG and Blaze cried in his chat that Negz was criminally harassing them. Negz has an open report with them.
I honestly think Hussy is afraid of Negz. If you watch that stream from DC in the OP, she showed some shocking evidence against Hussy. There were screens of him calling Negz a pedophile, admissions of calling in welfare checks, and encouraging others to harass them using law enforcement and CPS. She said they had so much more she was holding back.
Hussy likes to bluster that he won against Negz three times. But Hussy never won shit against Negz. Not a single iota of shit.
Hussy needs to be very careful, because Maxwell isn't a criminal defense attorney, and those don't work on contingency.
If any of his targeted victims were to bring one of those SLAPP suits, Hussy is fucked. He's going down. He's already had one judge not buy his bullshit and call his attorney frivolous.
Provided a judge decides NY has jurisdiction in his case against Hekate's Daughter, she could be very dangerous... if she weren't so methed up, clinically insane, broke, and lazy. She could actually fuck him into the dirt with discovery. All his finances would be laid bare, he would lose everything, and likely have the IRS fucking what's left of him.
He has an upcoming TRO hearing with Gman in a few weeks, and it's hard to say what will happen. Gman is a mentally unstable retard, but so is Hussy. All Gman would have to do is show evidence of Hussy antagonizing him to this day, and it would either be dismissed or the judge would slap a TRO on both of them. But again, mentally unstable retard.
Hussy is only getting worse. Bravado, bluster, arrogance, and pride have ascended him to the stratosphere. There's only one place to go from there and it's going to be a hard fall. Then gloating season will be upon us. An eternal summer of it.
ETA: LOL...Unicorn Hurl being buddied up with Queen of Spaz. Fuck...that is HYSTERICAL! She'll learn like everyone does. It's all about Beth, and how dare you say otherwise.
Yeah, she has found herself banned from most channels in GW right now. FG was the latest to pop her. She has a sock here which may or may not get reported. It all depends on if she can maintain.
Meet Bryonie Lynn Heath (nee Roberts), who’s spent 40 years in a narrative that blends the grit of Loretta Lynn, the overheated bleakness of Joyce Carol Oates, and the health problems of half the subjects in the Beauty Parlor.
Bryonie comes to the attention of the Haydur Nation/Gorl World thread after clashing with Hussy’s right-hand-of-semi-color (and published author!) Fallon, which results in a wellness check (alternatively, a swatting) called on Bryonie, which leads police to… the wrong house.
Water under the bridge, one says: let’s panel up, have a good cry, and move forward - bc no one’s here for the drama!
While Bryonie may not have finished high school, she certainly has advanced drama certifications from The School of Hard Knocks.
Do you enjoy paternity scandals? Malingering? Infidelity? CPS investigations? Infighting on a memorial page for the stillborn?
Since you’re here, I’ll assume you do, so join me for a look into the life of our very own Unicorngurl!
Thank you to @Catastrophes for finding so many wonderful goodies!
Resources (post)
Overview, Hussy’s life prior to YouTube (post)
Hussy’s family finances (post)
Hussy’s family’s homes (post)
Post-boom years, pre-YouTube (postx)
Chookhachian clan scandals (post)
While there is no shortage of industry and effort in his extended family (to be discussed in a future installment), Jimmy spends his time in less wholesome ways.
In April 1988, he is charged with receiving stolen property, for which he ultimately stands trial:
Press Enterprise
25 April 1988
Press Enterprise
29 April 1988
Press Enterprise
9 June 1988
In 2002, he is again charged with receiving stolen property; in this case, taking cash from his employer’s office:
The Morning Call
1 August 2002
In late 2003, he is charged with making terroristic threats, to which he pleads guilty (see attachments: 2003_11_18)
In 2013, he is charged with burglary, for removing piping and wiring from a flood-damaged home:
Ian and UG have an interesting history, sometimes united (typically in the face of an enemy), sometimes opposed.
(I've heard rumors there's a clip of UG expressing regret at having had Ian. I've got my eyes peeled and my DMs open!)
Ian makes the local news in October 2016 after narcing on a laptop thief:
The Daily Item
7 October 2016
In December 2016, he's sued by his landlord for back rent:
Press Enterprise
24 December 2016
I suspect after this that Ian moves back in with UG.
In January 2017, 18-year-old Ian is cited for harassment of a 17-year-old girl, most likely his girlfriend (and eventually wife and mother of his children) Ashley Moyer (FastPeopleSearch link):
Press Enterprise
25 January 2017
By July 2017, Ian (along with Ashley) is certainly living with UG.
Following a fight involving $3, Ian's being a disappointment to UG, people not paying bills, and Hot Wheels, Ian finds himself charged with simple assault:
Press Enterprise
1 July 2017
In July 2018, Ian gets into a fight RE: comments made about his then-8-year-old sister, which results in probation:
Press Enterprise
26 December 2018
Ian receives probation/parole for the fight, though it is briefly revoked, and he failed to consistently make payments... for several years (see attachments: 2017_08_11, 2025_06_06).
On 28 August 2021, Ian and Ashley Moyer wed, though divorce in June 2024:
Press Enterprise
1 September 2024
There is an additional harassment incident in November 2023 for which a monthly payment plan is also assessed (see attachments: 2024_02_16).
Returning to Ian and Ashley, the couple have four children, though the relationship is over by Ashley's last pregnancy.
Ian moves on with Sandra Jean Sejuit, who herself has 3 children (FastPeopleSearch link | Facebook link).
Per UG, Ashley has trouble letting go of the relationship, which - if true - has disastrous consequences for their youngest child:
Per her Facebook, Sandra Jean Sejuit is single again.
Oh, and Ian has run afoul of Pennsylvania laws concerning truancy (see attachments: 2024_03_19), a problem we shall see for at least one other member of the UG clan.
Ian is the first of at least 7 children for UG, with all births delivered via c-section.
The birth father is unknown, though Ian is subsequently adopted by UG’s then-husband Richard Gene Heath and given his surname:
Today in Everyone Surrounding Hussy Past in Present is a Fucking Retard: Aunt Flo thinks she has doxed the channel Ebb and Flow. Presumably she figured this out using the same elite research skills to deduce that Chris Watts is innocent, and that I am AJ.
Speaking of AJ.
Videl and AJ have decided to sweep for Blaze. They have declared that giving a child fucker access to her kids was thirty years ago, and no one cares.
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Ma'ams. Madams.
Blaze was still married to him in 2016. Twenty.Sixteen.
She moved her children in with a man who was convicted of fucking a child.
THIS WAS NOT THIRTY AGO
HE RAPED A CHILD IN 2007, THAT WAS NOT THIRTY YEARS AGO AND SHE HOPPED ON THAT DICK AS SOON AS IT WAS OUT OF PRISON FOR FUCKING A CHILD.
AJ starts out strong, agreeing that rape is rape no matter the ages, but then can't help but make it all about herself.
Her husband is 1.5 years older than her, so this could have been him! Maybe the child or parents got mad and had the man who -she had sex with- raped her criminally prosecuted, and also she was an ice skater. She understands that women are bad and men are good, and you will NOT talk badly about men on her watch.
There was also some "he did his time and child fuckers change." Videl's point is that the rape occurred thirty years ago, -because Videl doesn't understand how time works- and who cares. "None of this mattes" and "They just want to get one over on the woman who married a child fucker." And AJ of course agrees, 110%.
Videl and AJ made the faulty argument that because Blaze's character is "evident" no one needs this information to support an argument that she has no character.
MADAME.
One of Blaze's kids was so traumatized by what her mother did that she changed her last name as to not be associated with her. This was less than two years ago. Not thirty.
So you're goddamn right it's going to be used against Blaze. Get fucked.
Side question: In the case of child rapists and the women who support them, how much time needs to pass before no one should care and it doesn't matter? Please advise.
If you have the fortitude to endure this wet brain sped, AJ -who is an alcoholic- starts screaming about how no one outside of the alcoholic/addict suffers. There is no negative impact on others, and in fact, alcoholism has positive effects on the people around them.
Now I try to not tone-police white Indians, but Vydel rubbed me the wrong way.
All right, so it was 30 years ago.
Maybe there was a Romeo and Juliet component to it (which does not get you out of anything in Wisconsin, though it maaaay mitigate during the sentencing phase).
And had the judge just said, "Leave that girl alone," I'd consider it
But the judge told him, "You are not allowed to have sex with anyone," which suggests more than just puppy love (maybe pitty-love?)
And the fact is he's on the registry, which Blaze would have known
You're telling me there wasn't anyone else for her in Kenosha, anyone NOT on the registry; which affects employment, places you can live (and places you can't)
If he's behaved himself since then, excellent! Good to know there's at least one instance where justice carried a rehabilitative component
But the fact is there's a problem in this community with single mothers who can't cope with being single, so they move in substance abusers, substance dispensers, molesters, abusers generally
THEN pop onto panel for judging others just like them for doing the same exact thing
(Rather like the Chantal/ALR-a-loggers now that I think about it...)
And then Vydel turns around and defends Kya Simons and her husband... bc he did his time. After prostituting minors. Or in the words of Kerry-Ann, trafficking
Can't we allow some things to be gross in perpetuity? Does rape really need to be a lesson one should grow from? When it seems the default ought to be don't rape?
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Anywho, here's the confirmation of service for Hussy's summons wrt Kerry-Ann
I may have found some interesting lore RE; Fallon. I need to do a bit more digging before I share.
