So, lets look at it like this:
Kennel Kickers:
Wings 007 - Deadbeat, diabetic, dishwasher, and roofie slinger, can't forget that.
Caley - Vaginal black hole, doesn't know how to shut up, dead brother (suicide lol)
Marx - Molested by 2 uncles, a gape to rival Caley's, self admitted sociopath. Divorced LOL, evicted too. POOR!
Yung Billiam Lovette - Grounded by mommy, FAT, VERY FUCKING FAT. Loser in all aspects.
Taco - Cloested gay man who doesn't know how to truly express himself so he takes it out on people online, he's very sexually frustrated in his loveless marriage with his 2 stupid step children who will never love him.
Ric - Morbidly obese trailer trash who lives in flith and squalor and has DV charges
Walnut Witch - Deadbeat mother, lives in a trailer, probably meth mouth, on the lam
Aaron McKrakken (Cruehead) - literally guitar Cyraxx in NJ
Armando Lopez - Some spic in Homestead FL, wya faggot?
Tony the conductor - has inferior autism
Wine moms - all post menopausal with saggy tits to their knees, family doesn't love them.
Nichole Rugorgio - insanely fat, five katies wide in fact. Doo doo dogshit haircut. Abuses her daughter over Cosmic Brownies. #MeanGUUUUUUURL
Zesty Steve

-Will have aids one day. Profound bug-chaser. Hedonistic. Gay alcoholic who got ran off by CVG.
@Risky Panacea Threadbanned & certified nigger.
Adshesive: Tranny until proven otherwise. Won't panel up. Stop talking to Bill on Facebook, pussy.
Assad: MIA again.
Dopin: Jacks of guys on grindr 4 funsies
WTRD: Fought Tibbz, fucked off after being excommunicated
Kinky's Cartoons: Ugly whore who tossed her self around for men 20 years older than her to jack off to (Not Mark though. He jacks off to his uncles)
Kiwifarms/YouTube
Osama: Caused 9/11
Bionicle: Autistic
Maz: Broke up with Cinemaz
TylerBSR: Not groomed
Southern Harlot: Woman
Katie: Woman, succesful, not 5 nicholes wide, vagina is not gaped.
NWB: Hatin' on a nigga cus a nigga like's to drink some drank
WGH: Osama, okay well if he's not Osama, then he is John Cyraxx himself
John John: Made a funny arc
I mean, I have a speeding ticket or two, but I'm seeing a lot more criminal activitiy from KK's side of things.
Am I missing anything?