🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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Dang, that hasn’t been my experience at all. Is that a Canadian thing?

Absolutely. The benefit of public healthcare is that everybody can access it, but unfortunately the doctors don't give a single shit - they're paid regardless of what they do. When the woke youths start to age and start needing to actually see these medical professionals they begin to change their tune about socialist healthcare right quick. You're lucky to find a doctor who will even listen to your problem for more than twenty seconds before going in the back room to use Google and mayyybe print a random prescription (but only if you're gonna die imminently lol)
 
How does Kelly expect to walk with two prosthetics?
For double AKA you would learn to walk on your stubs (with “short” prosthetic legs, I’m unsure of what they are called. They are kind of like very short stilts), and then over time would upgrade to full prosthetic legs. It is not easy, but it can be done.
 
Yeah, but it involves the patient spending a lot of their time and a lot of their effort and it's a pretty unpleasant process. I just don't see Kelly sticking with it long-term.
 
She thought she had destroyed them in a spot where she would keep her knees and prosthetics would be much easier to adjust to. It was pure karma that they had to go above the knee.

I do think she must be existing solely on the attention of doctors and physical therapists at this point since she’s been mostly MIA online. Her main audience was never the internet, but the nurses and doctors whose time she wasted irl.
 
Where in BC/Vancouver does Kells live? Is she getting BTFO by all the flooding, landslides, etc? Trying to navigate a natural disaster with no legs because you couldn’t stop picking at them for attention would be a trip
 
I've had almost entirely positive experience with doctors in Canada, including specialists. Could probably chalk a lot of that up to pure luck, and also not being a nutcase myself. I wonder if Kelly mostly living in a smaller town helped. But I also think that even negative or rude attention from medical staff could potentially satisfy her need for attention. A reaction's a reaction, right?

Where in BC/Vancouver does Kells live? Is she getting BTFO by all the flooding, landslides, etc? Trying to navigate a natural disaster with no legs because you couldn’t stop picking at them for attention would be a trip
I believe she was living in Kelowna, but I think she went to Vancouver for the surgery? They're on opposite sides; Vancouver is right on the water in the west and Kelowna is nearer to the border of Alberta. The area that Kelowna is in (the Okanagan) is a lot drier than Vancouver/The Lower Mainland, which is Seattle-style wet. Okanagan has vineyards and a part that is considered a desert, etc.

Kelowna didn't get hit that bad, as far as I can tell, but there were mudslides nearby and the highway fuckery is probably affecting supplies. Vancouver got a little flooding in some parts but not disaster level. It was the lower lying towns and farmland close to Vancouver (hence being called the Lower Mainland) that got fucked hardest.

I think she's probably unaffected, except for maybe supplies and care getting backed up. Some small town people with chronic illnesses had to be re-routed to get care like dialysis, and I can imagine that caused a terrible knock-on effect, but not necessarily one that would affect her. Apparently Kelowna was taking on evacuees, just like Vancouver was. I wonder if she had to go without some of that sweet medical attention for a while as her nurses went to go help actual victims. One can dream!

And I don't think she's stealing blood anymore, so that's probably good.
 
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If she’s in Kelowna, it looks like the town was cut off due to landslides, but the highway towards The Coq has reopened… but The Coq is still literally washed off the face of The Rockies. Beyond that you’re right it looks like it was spared from the floods in the Sumas Valley and along the Fraser. At least portions of the main routes into Kelowna, Highway 3, is now open, single lane, for essential travel. 97C out to Merritt is one of the main routes when the Trans Canada gets closed due to winter avalanches and the like

I’m in the same province as her now and was really hoping for some meltdowns over not having power or potable water like in surrounding towns. If she has to make any trips into Vancouver then she’ll need to hop it South or do what a lot of other motorists have had to do and cut through the USA. This has been a great opportunity for Kelly to harvest asspats and engage in histrionics; and I’m genuinely disappointed she didn’t take advantage of it
 
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Idk why anyone would find that kind of stressful time and being disliked, enjoyable.
People who thrive on purely negative attention are wild to me. On the surface it would appear to casual observer that Kelly likes people to feel sorry for her, she likes to receive compassion and sympathy, to be seen as a tragic figure. That's a bit more understandable than being obsessed with exactly what you described.

I've met many a shitty doctor/nurse/specialist, whether it's the failure to update their skills (glad you mentioned that), or having a massive ego, or just being overworked and exhausted--- there's plenty of them that have a curt attitude even toward the most gracious patients, or direly ill people unable to control their actions. Kelly, though, man... ANY doc would get sick of this bullshit immediately, it wouldn't surprise me if quite a few outright refuse to deal with her at all.


... Personally, I would feel better no longer having goddamn legs after all she did to them. It's almost like she's sad because she's not deathly ill anymore. I don't doubt that it's VERY hard to get used to a AKA. But that's not what "nightmarish". The nightmare of not being pizza/zombie legs.
I just rolled my eyes so hard I can see my brainstem.
 
Continued education is a requirement for medical professionals in Canada to maintain the ability to practice. So the failure to update knowledge/skills theory really doesn’t hold water. Doctors, pharmacists, etc have to meet a required amount of credits each year in things like new techniques, changes in protocols, new meds, etc. If they fail to complete the education, they can’t continue practicing.

If those doctors were shitty, it’s just cause they were shitty.

But I have very few complaints about our socialized healthcare both as a patient with chronic health concerns, and as a person working in the medical field.

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... Personally, I would feel better no longer having goddamn legs after all she did to them. It's almost like she's sad because she's not deathly ill anymore. I don't doubt that it's VERY hard to get used to a AKA. But that's not what "nightmarish". The nightmare of not being pizza/zombie legs.
I just rolled my eyes so hard I can see my brainstem.
She was fighting a sepsis infection for a while before they finally yeeted her legs. How long does it take for that kind of infection to clear? Several days? Weeks? What are the long term effects of a major sepsis infection? I seem to recall a lot of joint pain and soreness .

From what we saw of the fig1 leaks, the docs all knew she was self harming. I know how the procedure goes for surgeons in the US to "fire" a patient, but not in Canadia, if anyone can enlighten me.
 
Idk why anyone would find that kind of stressful time and being disliked, enjoyable.

While I'm not sure it applies to Kelly herself, I do know there are people (usually of a criminal nature) who will purposely put themselves in positions of high stress (such as using their real name while committing a crime) not for an added thrill while doing so but because they're more addicted to the wash of relief they feel when they confirm their safety.
The problem is that once that initial relief wears off again, rather than basking in the thought of never having to do all that again these people are so empty, such nothing people, that the only way the know to feel that fleeting sense of contentment with their own lives at their quietest.

It's almost like she's sad because she's not deathly ill anymore.

I think its less about not being deathly ill and more about being out of that speculative phase. She loves to brag about how doctors think of her as soooo fascinating (they don't, this is just what she tells people when she's desperate to feel important or special) because her symptoms are soooo rare and she's soooo sweet and they just want to do all they can so better run 10 more tests!
Then she gets a bit crazy during the "treatment" phase because she's gone from a medical mystery to just another patient. This is usually where the weirder claims of abuse from nurses or unrelated symptoms (like her crown "falling" out) happen because she's being watched so she can't go ALL out, but still wants to be special among the patients. Then when she's "treated" (this can mean a lot of things depending on what she's claiming is wrong) she's sent home and she has this relaxation period for a couple weeks where she just tries to get back to "normal" but then it's too quiet and no one's watching so let's see what grabbing this curling iron can start...
 
She was fighting a sepsis infection for a while before they finally yeeted her legs. How long does it take for that kind of infection to clear? Several days? Weeks? What are the long term effects of a major sepsis infection? I seem to recall a lot of joint pain and soreness .

From what we saw of the fig1 leaks, the docs all knew she was self harming. I know how the procedure goes for surgeons in the US to "fire" a patient, but not in Canadia, if anyone can enlighten me.
In the US, most places have "continuity of care" regulations. If you want to fire a patient (for any reason besides your own safety, say, if they attacked you) you must refer them to another clinic/doctor and continue treatment for up to 30 days. Minimum 10-15 days usually.

Doctors, like anyone else, can be assholes. It's not about training, continuing education, any of that. It's personality. Doctors are human and may find certain people irritating, may have bad days, might not want to spend time treating non-compliant patients, etc. As human beings, they're going to vary in their abilities and their depth of concern.

Fakers of various kinds really cause so much fucking wasted resources that doctors have universally got an almost visceral reaction to them. Munchies and somatic disorder patients and malingerers do not get top quality care, simply because people who are actually sick are waiting in line behind them.

Then once they've destroyed that goodwill with their doctors, they're fucked if they do get sick with a real illness.

Kelly has been lucky with her medical care. That doctor that posted about her case, the wound care team, universally she has had concerned medical care that are proactive with her. She's fooled a lot of really caring people along the way. All that wasted blood!
 
She was fighting a sepsis infection for a while before they finally yeeted her legs. How long does it take for that kind of infection to clear? Several days? Weeks? What are the long term effects of a major sepsis infection? I seem to recall a lot of joint pain and soreness .

From what we saw of the fig1 leaks, the docs all knew she was self harming. I know how the procedure goes for surgeons in the US to "fire" a patient, but not in Canadia, if anyone can enlighten me.
It's not just that severe infections can have long-term consequences. The medications used to save someone's life can also have serious long-term side effects. Just the high dose antibiotic cocktails alone can really mess someone up. Neurological problems, impaired cognition, tendon and joint pain, chronic nausea, changes in taste and smell making a lot of foods unpalatable, digestive issues, etc. They can go on for years and are sometimes permanent. These medicines save lives, but there is sometimes a steep cost to the patients.

I hope that Kelly's abscence from the internet indicates that she is in some kind of supervised group home where she belongs.
 
Sepsis is actually quite dangerous and life threatening. While hospitalizations vary in length, this infection can be devastating. People lose limbs, organs, etc. Believe me, it’s to be avoided at all costs.
 
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