💰 Grifter Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren

His "I'm not going to see Ghostbusters 2016" video is a perfect example. He probably knew that would get him in some shit with the social justice brigade, but he didn't give a shit, released the video anyway, and refused to acknowledge the blowback.
I don't think he even expected that. He probably thought some of his fans would be upset since they want that spite review, but he most likely didn't even know about the sjw backlash until he got calls from the New York Times because he seems so disconnected from the internet sans his youtube channel.

...hm, lolcows should take notes from him.
 
Still cucking in the corner, Todd?

Look at that. There's why @MarzGurl is doing this: to brag that she championed a movement that destroyed a "predator."
I'm not ashamed to admit I was a fan of Todd's older content, but I haven't really been following him for a couple of years, and I've followed him less since the whole Channel Awesome Implosion.

ETA: JonTron's Firework > Katy Perry's. Fight me, but you know TITS was right about at least this.

Edit: I replaced the "older content" link that had Russian subs with a clean version.

Edit 2: Well, turns out Todd doesn't mind mocking his coworkers' weight. Oh wait, nevermind, the entire point of this sketch is that random Internet celebrities seems to be "Eh, nobody gives a shit".
 
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Guess who is MarzGurl cosplaying at Anime Expo [AX]? Keanu Reeves.

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And here comes her trying to meme as Keanu Reeves.

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And here's the JJBA meme.

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Source 1: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl/status/1147208644577992704 with archive - http://archive.is/muB7X

Source 2: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl/status/1147228770253729792 with archive - http://archive.is/a9ONX

Source 3: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl/status/1147276345551904768 with archive - http://archive.is/bTKKi
 
This video is worth watching.

Teaser:
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at 5min41

A self-awareness moment:
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at 12min21

And I don't want to be mean. But his arms were definitely shorter 10 years ago.

edit: added timestamped links to original video, beccause those cuts don't play well.
It really goes to show that even with the exceptionalism, the toll of being irrelevant pretty much all of her life is catching up to her.
What a truly lazy cosplay. I hate to say it but the other ones involved in Kickvic have more talent than you, Kaylyn, at least they put some form of thought and thottery into what they do. This is just...why?
 

Keannu Reeves should sue. Looks like we know where the rest of the Go Fund Me went.
 
I will give her credit for apparently having the self awareness to choose a cosplay that de-emphasizes all her visual weak points.

The fact that culmination of this line of thinking was to dress as and pretend to be a man speaks volumes more than any snide comments about her up-trending draft stock in the 2020 NFL draft as a defensive end possibly could.
 
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I will give her credit for apparently having the self awareness to choose a cosplay that de-emphasizes all her visual weak points.

The fact that culmination of this line of thinking was to dress as an pretend to be a man speaks volumes more than any snide comments about her up-trending draft stock in the 2020 NFL draft as a defensive end possibly could.


Good point. She would make an excellent nose tackle she could reach right into the pocket and swat the ball out of the quarterback's hands.
 

Now the "sad Keanu" meme makes sense.

Armzgurl will make off with his image! She'll come after him in the night! We're not safe until her head is mounted on my wall!
 
You can really tell, even as a layman I imagine. The slow, methodic speaking and the brain dead look are big indicators. You can almost see the gears slowly rotating in her head as one irrelevant thought leads to another.

Edit: man I didn't even mention the incredibly long, drawn out sentences.
This video is worth watching.

Teaser:
MarzGurl-vroum.mp4
















at 5min41

A self-awareness moment:
MarzGurl-hassle.mp4
















at 12min21

And I don't want to be mean. But his arms were definitely shorter 10 years ago.

edit: added timestamped links to original video, beccause those cuts don't play well.
buwahahaha "zipppp pwiiiii rrrrrrrreeeerrrrr zooooooooommmmm" omg that needs made into gif
 

This is the starting point. In a couple more years, she's going to troon out when she realizes she "looks" better as a man than as a gorilla.
 

Why does Marz in drag look like PeanutButterGamer?

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
 
I don't think he even expected that. He probably thought some of his fans would be upset since they want that spite review, but he most likely didn't even know about the sjw backlash until he got calls from the New York Times because he seems so disconnected from the internet sans his youtube channel.

...hm, lolcows should take notes from him.
The funny thing is I was in the same boat as him but for a slightly different reason. I loved the first two because of the director's style. Without it, that's not Ghostbusters. So I'm not interested.

Now to stay on topic here is my weekly update on Marzgurl. Ahem....

She's still a bitch.
 
Making Keanuu look like schlubbly, worn out, homeless person is the highest capital offense in my country. If I ever meet her, a dropkick would be her most lenient punishment.
 

Saw this earlier and thought it was major cringe. She looks more like edward furlong

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This is the starting point. In a couple more years, she's going to troon out when she realizes she "looks" better as a man than as a gorilla.

She should just embrace her identity as an orangutan and only travel around by swinging from trees.
 
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