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OrbiterKat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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Do you doubt it? I've believed this for a long time. She is extraordinary uncomfortable and awkward in social situations both in Phil's videos and her own. Even for a normal person not used to the camera. Plus phil constantly talks about her as if she's a fragile mental patient. Who locks themselves in their room all day staring at a tiny monitor because someone in a random detractor chat you supposedly never seen called you a horse? Its unusual behavior especially for a female. Most of all who would hitch up with some fat manchild streamer on the other side of the country over the course of a few months? Asperger's fits what we know of her like a glove. The actual medical condition not the casual one of simply being weird.
It's well documented that women with autism are good at hiding their symptoms, probably why her symptoms are more subtle from your run of the mill sperg. I also have no doubt she's on the spectrum, I expected her to been since the first awkward livestream with DSP.
I'm hoping for a stepsister sitcom arc, where Jenna moves in and there's daily hijinks. Can you imagine BrazyMamo poking her head in to tell DSP that his second toilet doesn't work? There's easy comedy from friction between DSP and Kat vs. Jenna and her boyfriend, not to mention the very real possibility of a harem end for DSP.
I wonder how Phil would react to an unwanted guest who smokes titanic quantities of weed. You all may remember what happened the last time Phil took a puff of the wacky tobacky.
Ver archivo adjunto 1329739Kat's younger sister Jenna has been an endless source of entertainment since KillDeer and King Kozatof have been chronicling her everyday misadventures in the DarkDave Discord since December. I'm surprised there hasn't been much discussion about her here, since she's frequently more entertaining than DSP, and is constantly more entertaining than the horse. I'm not a Brazy scholar, just an onlooker, but I feel a duty to repost some of the hilarious shit on here because otherwise it will be buried in the Discord forever, and DSP aficionado's deserve to know!
From her Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook posts, we have a window into her current living situation. Squatting wherever, doing whatever to survive another day. Degrading herself without shame, alienating herself from family. On the one hand, her life is a tragic tale and she is in slow suicide, but it's portrayed through the lens of a comedy pieced together backwards from her wacko social media posts. Through her posts, she puts on a tough exterior projecting out big thoughts and big ambitions, but the intensity of her persona clearly masks deep issues with her life. What are her future prospects living with no money, no family, and under great delusions? You can feel her hope that the hardness of life will ease off.
## Some random facts about Brazy ##
She alleges DSP messaged her some time back, but can't remember what was said due to smoking so much ganja.
She actually read this Kiwi Farms thread some months back and wanted to know how to report @YungLopez for being a dirty rotten liar who needs to shut his damn mouth.
She has a fuck-ton of lingering abandoned social media accounts. Possibly due to forgetting the passwords from smoking da grass.
Her Facebook profile is currently invite-only for people she recognizes, and not random creeps. Instagram and Twitter are open.
She used to livestream on Facebook occasionally. I had one saved from around Xmas that was ~40min, but can't find it. Two clips here and here.
She lives a nomad hobo lifestyle, but overspends on luxury comfort foods while skimping on essential goods. Often mixing together foods in questionable combos.
Her dreadlocks are fucking disgusting. Some have described them as looking like dog turds wrapped in hair, or each strand a petrified tree branch.
She rolls terrible hash joints, and subscribes to all sorts of pseudo-spiritual shit involving healing crystals, the third eye, and reposting nutjob conspiracy theory memes on social media.
She showed moral principal when a woman posted a video of her receiving a blowjob to Facebook. Stating it's inappropriate to do so since kids also share the platform.
So yeah, Jennifer is a bipolar poser skank with a massive forehead who is completely off the rails, and it's amusing to watch from a distance. She reminds me of DSP in many ways. She looks quite similar to Kat, but if Kat had personality and spunk. Maybe an affair will come about between the sister and brother in-law; the dull as dishwasher Kat will be kicked to the curb, and the rambunctious Jasper, the rambunctious Jenna, and the freshly invigorated with a previously unseen lust for life - and rambunctious Phil will live happily ever after, concluding the DarksydePhil story.
Jesus Christ, she is the living embodiment of wigger homie hopper. That 'how do I report a post' bit is hilarious as hell. Between this and Phil demanding his WWE name change...Is it me or is everyone in the DSphere suddenly looking like a bunch of Karens?
It's well documented that women with autism are good at hiding their symptoms, probably why her symptoms are more subtle from your run of the mill sperg. I also have no doubt she's on the spectrum, I expected her to been since the first awkward livestream with DSP.
It's mostly that autistic symptoms are far less significant for women. They can stare at walls saying nothing and easily make friends and boyfriends. A male that does that is dying alone unless he's very attractive.
I'm hoping for a stepsister sitcom arc, where Jenna moves in and there's daily hijinks. Can you imagine BrazyMamo poking her head in to tell DSP that his second toilet doesn't work? There's easy comedy from friction between DSP and Kat vs. Jenna and her boyfriend, not to mention the very real possibility of a harem end for DSP.
Oh my god I want this bitch to get her foot in the door of the gout mansion where she can become a squatter immediately cause DSP can't handle any in person confrontation.
So what your telling me is, Tyrone stole Leanna away and now Tyrone might be joining Jenna into the Gouthouse? My hopes are low but this is still funny.
I'm at the point where BrazyMamo is a troll either way, if it's her or not. She's probably jelly Katherine gets those sweet wheelchair paypigbux while she's homeless blowing crackheads.
Kind of ironic that for all of DSP's maneuvering to get away from the "African nation" he lived in back in CT, he accidentally married into a family with a tweaking homeless wigger sister-in-law who wants to kill him.
She's 100% just fishing for attention because Phil related autists are the most attention she's got from anyone not paying her for pussy since she went homeless.
But Kat's demonic sisters lurking in the darkness with a knife is enough to keep Phil awake at night so it all evens out
