Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[harbinger]

I don't know why everyone is so quick to jump on kat being gone just because she's not appearing on stream. She's lived there for over a year and we've only seen her on stream 2-3 times so her absence from streams doesn't really indicate anything.
After pandalee left there was an increase of selfies on dsp's instagram. If we see a resurgence of "selfie dave" it may be a sign that kat left.
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I bet he took these specifically for Kat and then posted them on his Instagram for his fans.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I don't know why everyone is so quick to jump on kat being gone just because she's not appearing on stream. She's lived there for over a year and we've only seen her on stream 2-3 times so her absence from streams doesn't really indicate anything.
After pandalee left there was an increase of selfies on dsp's instagram. If we see a resurgence of "selfie dave" it may be a sign that kat left.
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Except for the first 2 or 3 I think most of those were taken after Katherine had stopped all social media updates on June 4th 2017, 3 days after the DSP reply on her OBS Tweet, because she was his 'secret girlfriend'. I'd think a return of Selfie Dave would be more an indication that he has a secret internet girlfriend than indicative of a breakup, as I kind of think he took most of these for Katherine. It makes the captions on them make way more sense, such as "This is what my hair looks like after I shower, nice and fluffy" that's a post to Katherine. Pretty much all the selfies stopped as soon as he knew Katherine was moving-in. If you remember, Katherine picked that Assassin's Creed Halloween costume for him, so that was definitely a post for/at her.

With this lens of Phil and Katherine using his Instagram as a secret communication channel it makes some of his posts from between June 1st, 2017 and Feb 12th, 2018 quite hilarious. For example his post on June 8th about how his BMW is just too expensive, especially now that it's 'just him'; and then his later post on June 8th about how much he loves the color of his NEW CAR because in certain light it looks black and in others it looks a unique shade of blue.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Except for the first 2 or 3 I think most of those were taken after Katherine had stopped all social media updates on June 4th 2017, 3 days after the DSP reply on her OBS Tweet, because she was his 'secret girlfriend'. I'd think a return of Selfie Dave would be more an indication that he has a secret internet girlfriend than indicative of a breakup, as I kind of think he took most of these for Katherine. It makes the captions on them make way more sense, such as "This is what my hair looks like after I shower, nice and fluffy" that's a post to Katherine. Pretty much all the selfies stopped as soon as he knew Katherine was moving-in. If you remember, Katherine picked that Assassin's Creed Halloween costume for him, so that was definitely a post for/at her.

With this lens of Phil and Katherine using his Instagram as a secret communication channel it makes some of his posts from between June 1st, 2017 and Feb 12th, 2018 quite hilarious. For example his post on June 8th about how his BMW is just too expensive, especially now that it's 'just him'; and then his later post on June 8th about how much he loves the color of his NEW CAR because in certain light it looks black and in others it looks a unique shade of blue.

Kat: Nice color on the car, but it isn't a Subaru...

 

[Sphadilcastro]

I'd think a return of Selfie Dave would be more an indication that he has a secret internet girlfriend than indicative of a breakup, as I kind of think he took most of these for Katherine.

I wasn't aware of all the origin lore pertaining to their relationship. Still if she was gone I doubt he'd wait long before shitting on her..

 

[Schmeckel]

more than half of these are of his hair... not sure why he cares so much

Well, this is his version of hair tricks.

 

[Wasted Potential]

I don't know why everyone is so quick to jump on kat being gone just because she's not appearing on stream. She's lived there for over a year and we've only seen her on stream 2-3 times so her absence from streams doesn't really indicate anything.
After pandalee left there was an increase of selfies on dsp's instagram. If we see a resurgence of "selfie dave" it may be a sign that kat left.
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Ah good old DSP trying to attract a new GF while looking like a bloated, disheveled, gin-addled alcoholic. Such a good look. Although that's more than we see on his Instagram nowadays...

 

[Wurstbrot]

I think he would outright state when Khet left. Not because he's honest but because his trophy is gone, it's all the detractor's fault and he is amazingly bad in keeping his mouth shut. The perfect setup to beg for sympathy and money just went by without taking the opportunity? No. He would have already combined that with his tax-problems.

 

[millais]

You can still get some unintentional glimpses of Khat from the Pigroach's instagram photos

Phil’s Instagram post: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

211 Likes, 23 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

www.instagram.com

Like here, from 5 March, you can see a sliver of Khat's arms and black shirt at the top of the photo.

 

[Prince Lotor]

You can still get some unintentional glimpses of Khat from the Pigroach's instagram photos

Phil’s Instagram post: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

211 Likes, 23 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

www.instagram.com

Like here, from 5 March, you can see a sliver of Khat's arms and black shirt at the top of the photo.

Yeah, the going theory at the time was this was after the fiasco of February 12th, 2018 where the second she set foot in Phil's condo for good Phil put his arm around his replacement Leanna, snapped a photo, and immediately slapped that shit up on Instagram to reveal his serious adult maid to the internet. Then she got doxed in under 15 minutes and the internet made memes that hurt Katherine's feefees, so it was thought she had put an embargo on all appearances in any of DSP's content and this was Phil's way to still sneakily show off his new chauffeuse to the internet by sneaking in an elbow here and there.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I still think she's getting side dick from some strange. He can't be pleasant or satisfying to fuck, assuming she still does.

 

[tits-Burnell]

I don’t understand the constant need of his to show her off. Does he think that it makes others jealous?
Who in their right mind would desire something that knuckle dragger has. He is that perpetual mouth breathing child obnoxiously eating a packet of chips in the library, who completely derails any fad or interest held by others when he jumps on the train.
I’m of the belief that Dave is personally responsible for the death of wrasslin’ t shirts being worn ironically, purely as a result of him sporting them.
The least cool individual to have been shat out on a Burger King floor in the state of Connecticut, if not the entire country.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Does Kat work six days a week? His day off, he claims his day off is always Kat's day off. Unless Kat is a sort of salaried manager it seems unlikely to me that she would work six days as those types don't like to pay overtime. Now, she could work six days but if her shifts are shorter she wouldn't be in overtime, however, that's typically a surefire way to piss off an employee.
I know there's been mention of her having debts as well but her income has to help out significantly? DSP was mostly already getting along without her, if she contributes to groceries and utilities it would free up at least a couple of hundred bucks for Phil a month. Phil could want to pull the macho move and want to pay for everything even if it hurt him in the long run but I think that would be more to keep Kat reliant on him to an extent by making her work seem less important than his.

 

[James Smith]

Does Kat work six days a week?

The way DSP acts you would not be unreasonable to think she works 14 hours a day 6 days a week. In reality she's probably working less than 6 hours 4-5 days a week.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Like here, from 5 March, you can see a sliver of Khat's arms and black shirt at the top of the photo.

I wonder if she rolled her eyes the moment he took a photo of regular spaghetti or if she just accepted this behavior from a social media person. In my humble opinion: Cringe.

I don’t understand the constant need of his to show her off. Does he think that it makes others jealous?

She's basically decontaminated. She's already dead to the market unless there is a black market for radioactive girlfriends.

I'm glad to add very constructive posts today

 

[LiquidCancer]

He really was lonely when Leanna left. All those selfies on instagram were him trying to connect with people and be social. He can't think he looks good or mature by posting that shit.

 

[BallBuster]

I wonder if she rolled her eyes the moment he took a photo of regular spaghetti or if she just accepted this behavior from a social media person. In my humble opinion: Cringe.

She's basically decontaminated. She's already dead to the market unless there is a black market for radioactive girlfriends.

I'm glad to add very constructive posts today

Wait are you telling me you wouldn’t be interested in a hard ridden equine, that could possibly come complete with a demon, is a documented cheater, and who can do hair tricks?

If she is getting side dick (she is) that fucking guy has no idea what he is sticking his dick into.

I propose a Moral conundrum to you all: If you had the opportunity to completely cuck DSP (to fuck Kat), would you do it just to simply hold that over him? This isn’t about her looks or if we think she is good in bed, this is on a different level of detractorism.

Bonus question: is fucking Kat considered fondling the doo doo by proxy? (DSP has been fucking boring lately, I’m just trying to liven this place up.)

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

If you had the opportunity to completely cuck DSP (to fuck Kat), would you do it just to simply hold that over him?

Is she free or does she require payment?

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Is she free or does she require payment?

Would you pay for that?!?!?

 

[Salubrious]

You can still get some unintentional glimpses of Khat from the Pigroach's instagram photos

Phil’s Instagram post: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

211 Likes, 23 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Kat has made Cajun Chicken pasta! It was delicious!!!”

www.instagram.com

Like here, from 5 March, you can see a sliver of Khat's arms and black shirt at the top of the photo.

Isn't this pic from 2018? The last picture on DSP's instagram page is from this past Christmas; no 2019 posts.

Is Instagram not loading on my PC?

 

[BallBuster]

Is she free or does she require payment?

She comes on to you. Maybe you being a detractor even turns her on. So you are not paying (at least in any cash, might be paying in other ways).