Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Mr. Brown]

Do you think kat choose to dye her hair the same colour as Phil's or did Phil choose to dye his hair the same colour as hers?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

She dyes hers to match Phil.

Oh and I'll just take a big fat L (Khet sized) for saying she would not be showing up for this meaningful stream.

On that note. What the fuck was meaningful about this money counting stream?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Went from wheatfield tradwife to Goth Bobby Hill

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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"We didn't plan this."

 

[Dustlord]

Why does Kat always wear more makeup than a clown? She needs somebody to give her advice or something because this is actually a little gross to look at.

Also, always a great sign when DSP starts off with a bunch of disclaimers about what he won't tolerate in chat or whatever.

 

[Elescondido]

There's something really tragic about Phil's existence , he puts this tough guy persona and he loves to be negative and toxic about everything but we know it is all an act and in reality he is a massive insecure bitch .
But then he ends up with panda who was very young so she had this idea that cynicism is cool and being genuine is gay and cringe
This lets to the clips of her making fun of phil for crying during christmas movies
And i can't help to wonder if Kat is over phil in the same way ? She cucked him out of watching chrismas movies last month so she is probably over his gay bullshit

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

She may trot out the line about not caring now about what the trolls say, how it doesn’t hurt her any more, but no woman applies that much makeup unless they care about what people are going to think about their physical appearance.

I’m actually dying to see this documentary now because insecure fatties trying to not come across as fatties is my autistic special interest.

She might be absolutely huge in the body if her arm is filling out that baggy sleeve, and maybe her face is slim compared to the rate the rest of her has blown up!
DSP did say he had to put her on his gaming chair and he sat on the other chair he brought in.
How big is she???

ETA our Gorl Chantal

 

[DeeTracktor]

So Phil is not gay and scared of him MomWife...

 

[Xenomorph]

PHIL 1000000% gay I knew it all along

 

[Impossible Brutality]

She just sat there and dozed off most of the time. Eventually reminding herself to stare at the camera and react to what she's hearing. I really doubt Kat and Phil talk often.

She spent most of the time (attempting to) reading chat absolutely roast her.

We probably won’t see her again for another 5 years, and that’ll be when she’s lying in bed munching on a dozen donuts, dipping them in chicken gravy.

Phil, once again, made the worst decision possible in bringing her on before the doc. Having to watch her autism-stare hard as fuck into the laptop for 2 hours straight while regurgitating bland answers to bland questions.

She could’ve just popped up for a 2 minute interview or whatever for the doc, but nope, Phil exploited the tard-whale (not OIC)

 

[bile demon]

Girugamesh!

 

[Poo Twister]

Probably too late now, but we should have put Phil into a 5D Checkmate from his 4D chess move. He wants the negative comments for his documentary, we should have given Kat the stunning and brave treatment right out of the gate.

 

[arrivefriday]

I'm watching a restream of the shitshow and I feel so bad for Kat, not only did she bloom up like that but she also married a complete control freak, the guy literally won't let her finish a fucking sentence without interrupting.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

In the immortal words of one Geoff "Lazer" Ramsey
"Kat (Jack) is fat. Also fat. My soul flows through the heavens. Hers (his) floats in gravy"

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

This is not the win Phil thinks it is but Phil cannot think ahead.

He appears abusive as fuck; she was OK looking but could find someone or leave like Panda. We can't have that though instead he porks her up, minimizing any chance of cheating and even finding a moderately OK job. He will not even let the poor bitch finish a sentence but apparently his meals.

He does not love Khet at all, there is nothing there especially considering they have been married what 5 years now. Would not even take the poor cunt on a honeymoon and his response would be "da trolz"

I laughed hard as fuck at first but goddamn Phil fucked up that woman's life hard and took complete advantage of any sensitivities she had. Thank god Panda got away at least because Kat's life is practically over now.

And yes she looks like American Foodie Beauty! It was like watching a scuffed version of Reketa and Chantal, it was a trip.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Bitch needs to know there are other pieces of clothing not covered in flowers. Shirts covered in flowers = Phil's gaming shirts.

She is now literally as big as a field of flowers.

 

[Crow Money]

I have no idea how they want to make a co-op playthrough 'fun' or 'entertaining'. The only thing remotely enjoyable about DSP are his unhinged toxic rants and crazy attitude towards his wheelchairs, which won't happen as much, as he will try to be on his best behavior when khet is around.

I know how they could make a co-op playthrough wildly entertaining:

This is part one of two. Leanna spends 4.5 hours removing Phil’s balls, placing them in a mason jar, and then filling the rest of the jar with her piss and shit.

I guarantee that Phil was having flashbacks through the entire stream. He will never allow something remotely close to the same thing happening with Kat. Not that I think she could really manage it; she’s got maybe one light on in her entire proverbial building.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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fatkat.mp4

Phil the cheeky cunt made bloody well sure Katherine can't run away or leave him. Can you lot imagine her run, fuck me.
Katherine on a mobility scooter arc when?

LMAO Holy shit this is like fucking Animorphs!

Except it's a 4.5 woman turning into Lea and Jabba's rape child! She's so fucking fat now!

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

@Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH Speaking of which last night I had my mate draw something for me because I said the same thing

 

[Freebird]

Whatever was in that hollow ShadowRealm01 shell, it's gone:
- eyes darting around
- head rocking back and forth
- totally not caring dood
- corner demons
- dspisms ("focus on the positives")
- decompression lift
- no kiss on stream

She even does the tongue thing, it's over.

Bro acting as if he's depending on her onlyfans income, damn


rip Khet. Get out now, that place is tahxic.


So, since DSP blamed us for being tahxic for Khet not being here, that totally means we are not toxic anymore? Let's fucking go dudes.

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