Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votos: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votos: 125 19.8%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votos: 110 17.4%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votos: 375 59.3%
  • Total de votantes
    632
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I see this as being more evidence to my musing of Phil micro-managing Kat due to his suspicion of infidelity.
Though I am seeing compelling theories about her pounding the pavement for a minimum wage job after losing hers for being an uneducated horse.

In wageslave culture, frequent schedule changes usually is a harbinger of getting shitcanned
 
Reef-Raze dijo:
I see this as being more evidence to my musing of Phil micro-managing Kat due to his suspicion of infidelity.
Though I am seeing compelling theories about her pounding the pavement for a minimum wage job after losing hers for being an uneducated horse.

In wageslave culture, frequent schedule changes usually is a harbinger of getting shitcanned
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Maybe kat was caught stealing.

That would be an amazing turn of events
 
here's an interesting question.
how do we know Kat doesnt browse the farms?
what does she do all day exactly?
she deleted all her social media accounts, but that doesnt mean she quit using or browsing social media.
if anything, she likely does browse the farms, since we know phil does. he probably rants about it when they eat dinner.
 
goku123 dijo:
here's an interesting question.
how do we know Kat doesnt browse the farms?
what does she do all day exactly?
she deleted all her social media accounts, but that doesnt mean she quit using or browsing social media.
if anything, she likely does browse the farms, since we know phil does. he probably rants about it when they eat dinner.
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I would say Phil pignotized her, but we all know who wears the pants in that household.
 
I'm surprised we don't have a "what would you say to Khet?" thread.

Most cows or cow-adjacents couldnt resist reading a thread addressed at themselves.
 
1. Go look at the "Cooking with Kat" thread.

Kat used to cook baked goods all the time. We made fun of them.

Phil or Kat looked at the farms and know we made fun of Kat's food because the pics of food stopped.

2. In the girlfriend reveal video, Kat plainly states that she knows people are comparing her to a horse.

I don't know if anyone else was calling her a horse, but I know the Kiwifarms definitely were.

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I don't know if she currently keeps up on reading her thread, but I highly suspect she has in the past.
 
DiabeticSP dijo:
Kat doesn't cook.
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Wonder who makes those taco soups and cheesy tortellini soups in a slow cooker. Come to think of it I guess a lot of the food they would buy would just be pre-cooked meals that Kat just wacks in the microwave and adds some extra things on top therefore making them "custom" in Phil's eyes.
 
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goku123 dijo:
most women born after 95 cant cook
all they know is Instagram and eating hot cheetos
Kat feels like the kind of chick that would get an air fryer and say she can cook because of that,
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They did get an air fryer, but it got banished to the ChaosRealm because it's still too much work for pig and horse.
 
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