Just got dumped - Post funny shit

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I was away from home for a few days and when I got back I realized that I'd left two perfectly good slices of pizza out on the counter. Since I was hungry and pizza sounded good I went ahead and ate it and now I have to run to the toilet every ten minutes.

No matter how shitty things might be they can always be shittier. Never forget that.
 
No funny picture, but maybe hearing about someone else having a good day will cheer you up? That sometimes helps me when I'm feeling down. So I just got a girlfriend. She complained about her ex having poor social skills and being a total n33t in high school. Never saw him, but she mentioned that he was superficially attractive and she got bored with him.
 
Uncanny Valley dijo:
what are relationships like
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You know when you have a favorite food and you're like "I could eat this for every meal" but then realize "Oh wait, I was wrong. I'm sick of this" but it's too late because you already have a bag of it in the freezer because you don't know shit about what you really want or need? It's like that.


... jesus fucking christ, I have so many burritos left.
 
I don't have any pics available, but know that unfortunately relationships can be pretty hectic sometimes and that not every romance is destined to be a fairy tale ending. Things can be worse, but you shouldn't lose yourself to the despair of it all: keep on trucking! I believe you can find somebody who loves you for who you are inside.
 
Oh bah to the fairer sex, who needs 'em? A woman would only get in the way of becoming an empowered mensch, like this guy. It's 'you' time, baby.

 
Have you considered discarding your humanity and embracing the Satsui no Hado? You'll never be troubled by women again when your fist kills without discrimination.
 
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